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113 comments:
She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still.
Paul is dead
Razor blades in the candy apples at Halloween
That Avril Lavigne is really Melissa ;)
The dead dog in the suitcase.
That Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite.
Your Mom
Marc Almond needed to have his stomach pumped because it was full of pints and pints of cock custard.
There was only one gunman who shot JFK.
Jet fuel melts steel beams.
The people who bring a dog home from a Mexican vacation and it turns out to be some kind of large Mexican rat.
@Unknown 10:05, Oh that's like the urban legend of the dead girl they found after a frat party.
My favorite URBAN LEGEND is RURAL NOBODY!
Snow White had a thing for minors.
I think some people are confusing conspiracy theories with urban legends.
@Unknown 10:07, That's like the one of how office supplies and furniture can melt steel beams.
@Unknown, I thought the cum dump legend was Rod Stewart?
The babysitter who gets a creepy call and it turns out to be someone in the house
If so say Candy Man three times while you're standing in front of a mirror
Sammy Davis Jr appears behind you.
@Unknown,that legend was originally started with Rod Stewart in the Seventies.
I think he drove him to the hospital.
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@Moose I always heard Elton John
The snake coat at the Burlington Coat Factory.
@Unknown 07, Well they say she had 7 Up every night.
The Jersey Devil
It did bounce around different celebrities but while I was at school in the 80s it was Marc Almond.
I imagine if I was at school now it'd probably be Kevin Spacey, Justin Beiber or Donald Trump.
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Mikey from Life cereal died eating pop rocks.
And that 3rd building no one likes to mention just fell down.
Same thing in my book.
Which is:
The Great Big Fuck Off Book of Urban Legends and Enlightened Speculation (Conspiracy Theories)
Can't kill a praying mantis cause they's protected by the government.
Haha...love it
To them she was a High Ho
Spanish Fly...stick shift.....hahahaha
If you tape recorded music from your radio
The police would kick your door in and arrest you.
Paul McCartney died in 1965.
Probably because Jane Asher poisoned him in one of her cakes.
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Momma Cass...ham sandwich
Rush Limbaugh is Jim Morrison
Alex Jones is Bill Hicks
Michelle O is really a man
so many more but those are my personal favs!
Richard Gere put hamsters or gerbils up his butt.
Elvis is alive.
Not to mention James Dean is too.
And Jim Morrison
Eating Twinkies can cause people to commit murder.
Tupac still alive, all eyez on me.
Every type of plastic will give you cancer.
Snakes found in bolts of fabric.
I tried one after years of hearing about them on American TV and films
And thought they were absolutely horrible!
Every time I watch Zombieland I am disgusted at Woody's enthusiasm for these sickly sweet, sugary turds.
Social security will still be solvent or pay anything when it's your turn.
Antibiotics will still work in the future.
rod Stewart had his stomach pumped for same thing🙄
Might be time to give Unclebiotics a try.
Renee Zellweger never had plastic surgery.
Blonde hair fur balls?
The Slender Man
And his even thinner friend
The Splenda Man.
Stevie Wonder is not actually blind.
She's just a friend.
Mikey dying from eating pop rocks with cola
It wasn't me.
Marianne Faithful, a drug bust in England, and a Mars bar.
Debbie Reynolds and Agnes Moorehead having an affair.
that clicker clackers(toy)will explode in your face.
The UL about "In The Air Tonight". That is a classic.
I did see a youtube clip of him catching a falling mic stand while onstage.
Those two balls on string that always end up wrapped around overhead wires?
Taylor Swift being a clone of Zeena LaVey, daughter of Anton LaVey (Church of Satan founder).
Mama Cass' COD being listed as 'Death by Ham Sandwich'.
Lady Gaga having hairy balls.
That your vote matters.
The legend of the Silver Backed Splatford
The legend of the Butterscotch Stallion (a/k/a Mr. "Wowwwwww!!!" himself, Owen Wilson).
Alligators roamed the sewers in NYC. I begged my Dad to take us there on vacation so I could see them.
Marilyn Manson having a rib surgically removed so he could fellate himself.
Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie actually consummating their "marriage".
JonBenet growing up to be Katy Perry.
Stepping on a crack in a sidewalk = immediate broken back for your Mom.
Holding your breath as you pass cemeteries so the spirits of the undead can't inhabit your body.
Eating green M&Ms makes you RANDAYYYYY, baby! Oh behave!!
Unknown -- two balls on the telephone line? I remember tennis shoes on the phone wires in L.A. - never did know what that was about.
@Doug,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_tossing
The Beaver died in Vietnam.
lady gaga is an actress/singer
I’m only going to have one drink
Kind of mentioned above, but, I went to Catholic school and saying "Bloody Mary" in the mirror at midnight and she will appear and kill you haha. Not going to lie...took me 4 years to actually try it!
There was an urban myth for a while that Mr Rogers had been a decorated military sniper, but of course that was totally disproven/disavowed.
Bigfoot.
@DoTell I know there is one, but never heard what it actually is! Please elaborate! :)
Carol Channing and corn.
@Philbin, Korn?
Surreptitiously dissolving aspirin in a Coca Cola with turn your date into a nymphomaniac.
With regards to the Marianne Faithful story
It was actually a Kit Kat and not a Mars Bar.
She said she just fancied four fingers of goodness inside her.
I always imagined some poor kid walking home shoeless when I saw that.
This doesn't exactly qualify as an urban legend, but most of the comments here didn't anyway. The Sioux Tribes tell some pretty creepy stories about the wendigo, skin walkers and dogmen. No doubt there are things out there we don't know about. Heard a lot of stories and they sound very sincere. No desire to see any of the above.
Vaccines cause autism.
@Little Miss Sunshine said...
Eating Twinkies can cause people to commit murder.
That came from the murder of Harvey Milk. The killer, Dan White, blamed the murder on consuming too much sugar, thus the name "The twinkie defense".
Gere. Gerbil. *mic drop*
@LaurenMaye Other tribes also have windigo legends. Cree and Ojicree do. An excellent book by Joseph Boyden weaves the windigo legend into his book about Cree soldiers in WWI, Three Day Road. Highly recommend the book.
@Tigerlily, thanks for the tip, I will look for it :) I read a lot, especially like history of the old west and the American Indians. I think all the tribes have similar stories. They also mention the giants, very interesting. I only mentioned the Sioux tribes because it's closer to home.
crystal balls on a string. yes...lol
I think the majority of the posts here qualified as urban legends, actually.
@AListDiva, the "In The Air Tonight" UL goes like this:
According to the urban legend, as a boy, Collins witnessed a man who had failed to save a drowning victim, while Collins himself was too far away or otherwise unable to help. The UL then says that Collins spent years tracking down the man and when he located him, sent him tickets to one of Genesis's concerts. As the band began to play "In The Air Tonight," Phil directed the spotlight to shine on the culprit while he sang directly to him.
There are various and more extreme versions of this story, including the guy
losing his mind, getting dumped by his wife, etc, and most of them are posted at Snopes. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/in-the-air-tonight/
The song is actually a vent by Phil Collins about what he was feeling when he was going through a divorce. Which may be even creepier than any of the ULs as it is a pretty vicious song.
Thanks! Divorce is scary enough,thanks Phil :-/
That Michael Jackson had hundreds of platonic sleep overs...
With multiple children...
In the same bed...
With jars of Vaseline...
Left all over the room...
Among children's underwear...
Because only a great actor can pull off an urban legend.
The other one is Bill Cosby never roofied a star struck child actor.
A child pimped out by a desperate mother needing a fix.
Children don't need chemical enslavement to be raped, they just scream less if incapacitated.
Fuck you Pedowood.
Pop Rocks and Mikey. Harmless and easily disproved.
You win the thread! 👍🏼
They were making out in the car, the radio was on. A news bulletin declared the escape of a one-armed homicidal maniac from the local lunatic asylum.
Oh Lawd, they high-tail it out of there. When they stop for a breath, there.on the door handle.is a prosthetic hook.
Ahhhhghghghgh!!!!!
Mothman
Gentle, that is the BLOODY HOOK I love that one! ALSO Katy Perry iS Jon Benet!! That was an MSNBC marathon story ala OJ. BTW yesterday OJ tweeted a pic of himself with a White Bronco on Twitter. It was Elway. ;
Haha...there was a set of these wrapped around some wires near the home I grew up in for over 30 years.
Do Tell me more.
I've not heard this one.
I hope not.
I'm getting my flu jab in a bit.
I always thought it was about a Something About Mary/hair gel type incident.
And the song was called In The Hair Tonight.
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My favourite urban legend is that Keith is heterosexual and married Nicole Kidman for love.
The Pope is a lizard...
Which brand is the soft drink that turns you gay? That was a big one in primary school.
This might be an urban legend, but I have a friend who attended New Orleans Loyola University in the 90s. One very rainy Sunday evening he and his girlfriend were standing at the streetcar stop when one of those Marathon cabs pulled up. The driver asked if they needed a cab and as wet as they were, they agreed. The driver asked where they were going and my friend told him they were going to the Quarter to listen to some music. At that point the cab driver said he had a better venue and better music for them at which point he took them to a little bar called Madigan's to listen to the great John Cleary play. After they arrived the driver refused the fare--it's just minutes from Loyola--and bid them farewell.
My friend--who is not prone to hyperbole--to this day is convinced it was Dylan messing around on a Sunday night.
What makes me think it was Dylan was the fact that he was in town working with producer Daniel Lanios and that he (Dylan) had shown up barefooted in a hoodie another Sunday evening. He quickly left, I am told by the bartender because he was recognized.
I really want this to be true.
Robert Downey Jr. is a Himmmm.
@Sd I thought it was Silver Bells on a string?....
Lifting your feet and holding your breath while driving over a bridge... Did something... Lol, i don't what happened if you didn't make it, fell off the bridge, maybe?!
Not an urban legend, but Whitney H was definitely a lesbian and her long time friend Robin was her lover! The escaped mental patient leaving his hook in someone's car door was my favorite that scared the crap out of me as a kid!
Matt that is weird. I worked at Madigans as the bartender for a while, must have been 87 or so. Dylan was all over the place at the time. I ran into him more than once, but I didn't work the John C. gig night which may have been when he'd come in.
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