Monday, November 06, 2023

Today's Blind Items - The Slipper

Apparently, back in the day, it actually started out as a shoe, but then became a slipper because it sounded more classy. Back when this A- list actress and her A- list singer in a group husband started dating, he would hide his coke in an old sneaker in his closet. He had a roommate who was always inviting people over and if our singer didn't  want it stolen, he had to hide it. He would forget his hiding places and then didn't know if it had been stole or if he misplaced it. The shoe was one of a kind though. He didn't have the other shoe, so figured it would be a great place. Fast forward to when he started dating his now wife. She asked him where his coke was one night and he said the shoe in the closet. One night, they had some friends over and someone asked if there was any coke and our actress said to check the shoe in the bedroom closet. The friend who asked said that was a really good idea. On that particular night, our actress was wearing slippers that looked like the ruby slippers worn in Wizard Of Oz. At some point that night, the vial of coke fell off the table, but landed in the shoe of the actress. Everyone was wasted and much like someone might drink from a shoe, everyone  did a bump of coke from the slipper. Since that night, they moved the coke from the sneaker to the slipper.

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