Oh, You Mean I Have To Actually Pay Child Support aka Bobby Brown Arrested Again

When you do not have Whitney's money anymore I guess you stop paying child support and go to jail. The funny thing is Bobby Brown was arrested while at his daughter's cheerleading competition. At least he is personally supportive if not financially supportive of his kids. I smell a New Edition reunion.

Today's Blind Items

This upcoming B list movie actor is known for playing tough guy roles and being the ladies man on screen. So, it was kind of odd that his "date" to this pre-Oscar party was an out and about gay actor and performer. The actor made sure his "date" was not around when the cameras were, but left early after the "date" got his feelings hurt one too many times.

Female singer. Been in rehab before and looks like she could use a repeat visit.

Which used to be A list film actress "accidentally" spilled her drink on the dress of the pretty girl flirting with her husband and making him smile and laugh?

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Enjoying A Joint Bikini Style

pics courtesy of Splash

Yes, the new trend in Hollywood seems to be smoking pot in public. I know it is pot, but it is still against the law. BTW, how often does Cameron fly to and from Hawaii? Click here for the entire series of pics.

Vanity Fair Party

This person knows the kind of scoop I am looking for, has helped out in the past and so she delivered. The Vanity Fair party can be very intimidating as the stars there usually have the biggest egos and are the ones who are the most pretentious, snobbish, high and mighty, hypocritical, and elitist. Thankfully my friend has none of those qualities but she does not just walk up to Guy and Madonna and say something brash like our Elton John correspondent would have. On the other hand she did not keep drunk dialing me until 4am either so you take the good with the bad.

News and Notes from Vanity Fair Party

I know this is supposed to be about gossip but the first person I saw was the artist David Hockney. I actually got his autograph. I love his work. I feel like this party is for the adults and that everyone is in the formal living room which we never use. I love dressing up, but these people are all acting while they are here celebrating acting which is surreal. Al Gore came up to me and told me how much he liked my work. I thanked him and then wiped off about twenty lipstick prints off his cheeks. If something is alive, Bill Maher will hit on it. If I was gay, I would do Portia De Rossi. My god she is beautiful. I think Robert Downey Jr. and Al Pacino are melding into the same person. I thought I was low person on the totem pole until I saw Breckin Meyer. How did he get in? Everyone wanted to see Reese Witherspoon but Ryan ruined it by coming here. I think Oprah is the Queen of the World. Everyone has to make their manners with her and you feel like curtsying when you see her. When I saw Kirsten Dunst, I did not know she was with her brother and I thought, they make a nice couple. When I found out it was her brother I just hoped it was not going to be an Angelina Jolie family type moment. You know Gwyneth and Madonna are from the US. Why do they act British? It is just annoying. Rose McGowan got a new boob job and her boyfriend reminds me of the time Dwight Yoakum and Sharon Stone hooked up. Rene Angelil and Celine Dion belong in a museum. They are so stiff and they act like they are stuffed anyway. Celine acted as if she was channeling some type of late 60's early 70's commune princess who got dressed up. Seriously, they both creep me out.

Good Lord, I think something exploded on Brittany Murphy's dress. Her boyfriend acts like a poodle. He might not last until the end of the night as her boyfriend. Isla Fisher always makes me laugh. She and Sacha are good together. I know everyone thinks of him as Borat but I just always see him in Talledega Nights. I see he and Andy Richter kissing in my head and it always makes me smile. David Spade was even worse than Bill Maher. Hayden P had a chaperon tonight so there were no 50 year old guys hitting on her. Chris Klein, I am not sure you even like girls, but your new girlfriend is a dead ringer for Katie Holmes. Hey, James Woods and all of you other guys. Do I have a sing on my head that says please hit on me, I am attracted to old, attached men who will screw anything. Hey Jessica Biel. Are you really doing Fez? Then who is the guy you are with tonight? Did you use an entire tube of lipstick at once? I jumped up and down and saw Tom Cruise. Vince Vaughn was hitting on a woman and then her husband came up, and he said," but you don't have a ring on. It was fair game man." Kelly Lynch looked amazing and Keith and Nicole looked so happy and they talked to me which was even nicer. They wanted hints about my show, but I told them I do not know what is going on either.

Elton John Party

The first thing you have to remember is that our correspondent was drinking. She started off slowly, but remember this was a very long night with lots of time for drinking and she really has never been shy about drinking. Oh, and the other thing is I tried to edit the notes so all three reports would look somewhat consistent. Remember it is from the POV of a woman.

News and notes from the Elton John party.

Hey, SMG where is Freddie? She really knows how to give that fake smile out. If you ever want to have fun, you need to invite Bai Ling. BUT, do not invite your boyfriend, and hide your toys because she will find both. I wasn't going to say anything about Simon Cowell, but he is looking heavy. He looked bloated to me. Has James Blunt ever shaved? I heard he got injured in a car accident but he looked fine. Not fine like I wanted to do him fine, but fine as he did not look hurt. I finally meet Posh Spice and she is wearing a bra. She was polite in a God Save the Queen kind of way. Hmmm. I thought that person was sober (blind item later) I know he is a rock star, but don't you think Kid Rock could have worn something other than jeans, and if you are going to smoke this and that, change your clothes often. Is Macy Gray really a man? Do you think Maria Menounos would sleep with Diddy if she thought it would move her up in the world? Patty Hearst did not look very happy when I told her that I thought her daughter looked hot in those naked photos. Hasn't Cheryl Teigs read Vinny Gallo's website? Maybe she has and that is what she wants. Shudder. Everyone kept wanting to touch Eric McCormack's porn star mustache. Best Dressed - Elton John of course. I want to get invited back next year.

Queen Latifah/Vibe Party Gossip

These are some news and notes from the party.

Kimora Simmons is close to 8 feet tall and acts like it. Was that Kim Kardashian and Dennis Rodman leaving together at the end of the night? Who was trying to avoid the other person more? Ray-J or Kim K? The number one line heard all night was directed to Ray-J. It had several variations but essentially went something like this. "Does your mama(Whitney H) know you are out alone tonight?" I wonder if Whitney knows about Ray-J and Lil-Kim at the party. Does every party host bring their trainer as their guest? What the hell was Jai Rodriguez from Queer Eye doing there? (blind item later) How much work has Tisha Campbell-Martin had done? I still do not know which one is Tia and which one is Tamara Mowry. Which one is pregnant? Didn't Tatyana Ali used to be hot? Is she 50 now?

Watching Paint Dry aka Academy Awards Telecast

I have been to the Academy Awards three times. The first time was great, and the next two made me want to kill myself. The first time I went to the Awards, it was my first year in LA and I went as a seat filler. They are all the minions who fill a vacated celebrity seat, while the celebrity does something to avoid killing themselves. Until I went to my second Academy Awards I could not understand why I kept finding flasks, pill bottles and other mind altering drugs in the seats I was filling. I also stumbled upon loaner jewelery, cash, a large, empty bottle of vodka which had been shared by an entire row, and various items of clothing which I guess were no longer needed.

So, I did not go to the Academy Awards last night and I did not watch them on television. I did however have one person inside the Elton John viewing party and another inside the Vanity Fair party who kept calling all night. One is an old friend of the blog and one is a newer friend of the blog who I thought was a stalker when I met her but is actually pretty funny and willing to do almost anything. In addition to those two people I had one person inside the Queen Latifah pre-Oscar party as well. The good thing about the gossip I am going to share is that most of it is not blind. Some will be blind, but not much.

American Idol Producer Nigel Lythgoe Lives In A Hole

Living in a hole is the only possible explanation for Nigel's reaction to the naked photos of Antonella Barba on the internet. Nigel says he has not seen them and only learned about photos on Friday when Entertainment Weekly told him. Uh huh. With all the scandals that Idol has dealt with, there is no one on his staff scouring the web for porn and criminal records of all their contestants. Uh huh. Now, I am not saying the man is being less than honest, but I will say that the judges have probably discussed the naked pictures, including the oral sex ones and commented on them. Their comments may have gone something like this.

Randy Jackson - "That's what I'm talking about dawg."

Paula Abdul - "I have never been drunk. Oh what? Oh, have I seen the naked photos? OMG, I did see them and I just think she looks so pretty going down on that guy. I think she has a real chance to move on. Her pitch was a little off, but I am so proud of her."

Simon Cowell - "It was like amateur night. If I wanted to see blowjobs like that I would go watch high school kids. If you want to learn about blowjobs, go ask________________.