Cate Blanchett In Harpers Bazaar Magazine
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Today's Blind Items
While Blogger decides if it is going to work or not and let me upload photos and have some of the regular features I know you love I guess I will move on to the blind items. It's too bad about the photos because I had some full nude frontals of Johnny Depp for you, but, now, it's not going to happen. Made you start Googling didn't I?
#1 This B list actress. Actually she should be C, but when you win this award it kind of keeps you at a permanent B as a base no matter what. She was invited to an event the other night but none of the pap recognized her which really hurt. So she did what she's been doing for awhile now and started drinking. Not just a little at the reception, but just stone cold hammered. She was one big drunken mess and staggered, cussed, and tantrumed (yes I know it is not a word, but fits nicely) her way through the whole night. Rude was an understatement. Any thought that came to her head immediately came out of her mouth much to the consternation of all her fellow guests. After about an hour of this, the organizers asked her to leave. They probably still can't hear anything from the the screaming she did at them. But she did leave, and promptly threw up all over the car that was sent to take her home.
#2 This power lesbian couple could be on the ropes. Seems they are having arguments common to any long term marriage, but the one who is a B+ actress has decided she doesn't need the aggravation any longer and is wanting someone younger and more attentive to her needs.
Paris Hilton Feels Empty
A Paris Hilton post. It's been so long, but this post is oh so deserving for her comeback to the blog. I'm sure you heard that Paris Hilton is headed to Rwanda. I'm not sure she can spell it, but she's headed there.
Part of me wants to say something like the only reason she's going there is to make money. Hell, it is the only reason. She says she feels empty inside and that is why she's going. Filming this new reality show of hers is the only reason she's going and I want to trash her and vilify her for it. But I can't. It's what I was going to do and what I intended to do when I started thinking about this post, but I'm not.
Here's why.
Yes, Paris Hilton represents everything wrong in Hollywood, and when she says that she is going to change and do good works, she really only means she will do good works if there is something in it for her. The problem is that Paris Hilton is a celebrity and has a great deal of fame.
I abhor the fact that she is going to Rwanda for her own personal gain, but at the same time, whether we like Paris or not, or whether we agree that she is the ultimate narcissist, the fact is that her celebrity will draw attention to the continuing problems plaguing Rwanda. Journalists will no doubt follow her to the impoverished country and do some real reporting. Hotel Rwanda rentals and sales will increase and people who didn't know there was such a country or what genocide is, will take notice.
The other thing that I hope occurs is that Paris does actually spend some time in Rwanda and getting to know the people, the problems, and seeing how others in this world have no concept of who she is or why this overly made up blond has been dropped into their laps with television cameras. Somehow I doubt The Simple Life is a big hit in Rwanda. Maybe the experience will make Paris actually grow up. Maybe it will make her realize that there are other things to do in life and that there is a vast population of the world that simply works their asses off to live through another day.
Do I wish Paris was doing this out of the goodness of her heart? Of course. I still hope she gives her entire fee to some worthy charity there or here. Since she probably won't, I think we just need to accept the fact that sometimes we just have to swallow hard and look the other way because good things can happen even when the intentions are not.
Part of me wants to say something like the only reason she's going there is to make money. Hell, it is the only reason. She says she feels empty inside and that is why she's going. Filming this new reality show of hers is the only reason she's going and I want to trash her and vilify her for it. But I can't. It's what I was going to do and what I intended to do when I started thinking about this post, but I'm not.
Here's why.
Yes, Paris Hilton represents everything wrong in Hollywood, and when she says that she is going to change and do good works, she really only means she will do good works if there is something in it for her. The problem is that Paris Hilton is a celebrity and has a great deal of fame.
I abhor the fact that she is going to Rwanda for her own personal gain, but at the same time, whether we like Paris or not, or whether we agree that she is the ultimate narcissist, the fact is that her celebrity will draw attention to the continuing problems plaguing Rwanda. Journalists will no doubt follow her to the impoverished country and do some real reporting. Hotel Rwanda rentals and sales will increase and people who didn't know there was such a country or what genocide is, will take notice.
The other thing that I hope occurs is that Paris does actually spend some time in Rwanda and getting to know the people, the problems, and seeing how others in this world have no concept of who she is or why this overly made up blond has been dropped into their laps with television cameras. Somehow I doubt The Simple Life is a big hit in Rwanda. Maybe the experience will make Paris actually grow up. Maybe it will make her realize that there are other things to do in life and that there is a vast population of the world that simply works their asses off to live through another day.
Do I wish Paris was doing this out of the goodness of her heart? Of course. I still hope she gives her entire fee to some worthy charity there or here. Since she probably won't, I think we just need to accept the fact that sometimes we just have to swallow hard and look the other way because good things can happen even when the intentions are not.
More From The Insider On Lindsay And Riley
The insider wanted to let me know what was going on with the relationship between Riley and Lindsay since they are not currently in the same city.
"Riley is as happy as I have ever seen him. He is doing great with both his recovery and with his relationship with Lindsay. Lindsay was naturally upset when Bree started spewing all her lies to the media, but Lindsay understood that Riley had told her about Bree and had never lied to Lindsay about the relationship or when or how it ended. Lindsay understood that and realized that Riley has Lindsay's best interests at heart and was not just looking out for himself. Riley and Lindsay talk to each other constantly over the phone and text almost as much. Although things are serious between the couple, they are taking it day by day just like with their recovery. The current plans are for Lindsay and Riley to get back together when Lindsay heads back to Utah for outpatient treatment. If for some reason, due to her busy schedule that she doesn't go back to Utah, than Riley will head to LA to give Lindsay the love and support he can provide. Recover is important to them both which is why even though Inside Edition and others want to talk to Riley today or have him comment, he may hold off a few days to make sure that it fits in with his recovery. He's worked too hard on his recovery just to let it go away in an instant just because he is trying to fulfill media demands on a relationship he considers private."
"Riley is as happy as I have ever seen him. He is doing great with both his recovery and with his relationship with Lindsay. Lindsay was naturally upset when Bree started spewing all her lies to the media, but Lindsay understood that Riley had told her about Bree and had never lied to Lindsay about the relationship or when or how it ended. Lindsay understood that and realized that Riley has Lindsay's best interests at heart and was not just looking out for himself. Riley and Lindsay talk to each other constantly over the phone and text almost as much. Although things are serious between the couple, they are taking it day by day just like with their recovery. The current plans are for Lindsay and Riley to get back together when Lindsay heads back to Utah for outpatient treatment. If for some reason, due to her busy schedule that she doesn't go back to Utah, than Riley will head to LA to give Lindsay the love and support he can provide. Recover is important to them both which is why even though Inside Edition and others want to talk to Riley today or have him comment, he may hold off a few days to make sure that it fits in with his recovery. He's worked too hard on his recovery just to let it go away in an instant just because he is trying to fulfill media demands on a relationship he considers private."
Bree Tierney Needs Her Own Intervention
The blog world has been buzzing today about the fact that Lindsay Lohan broke up another relationship. I'm sure you read all about it from both sides, but I do have a little something to add that I heard from someone VERY close to the situation. It seems that Riley Giles and Bree did date for about two years.
The insider added, "Riley needed to go to rehab and his family staged an intervention. He needed help and is really glad that he got the help he needed. Bree didn't want Riley go to to rehab because she felt it would cut into their fun and ruin their relationship. Bree was extremely jealous and felt that Riley would come out of rehab a changed person and not feel the same way about her. When she told Riley what she was thinking, Riley broke off their relationship two weeks before he entered rehab. Lindsay knew about Bree, about the relationship, and about the situation. Lindsay has known about Bree for two months and knew that Riley and Bree had broken up which is why she was okay with dating him. The stories Bree has been telling the media and press are all lies. Bree is the one who needs help. She also needs an intervention to get her life back on track."
The insider added, "Riley needed to go to rehab and his family staged an intervention. He needed help and is really glad that he got the help he needed. Bree didn't want Riley go to to rehab because she felt it would cut into their fun and ruin their relationship. Bree was extremely jealous and felt that Riley would come out of rehab a changed person and not feel the same way about her. When she told Riley what she was thinking, Riley broke off their relationship two weeks before he entered rehab. Lindsay knew about Bree, about the relationship, and about the situation. Lindsay has known about Bree for two months and knew that Riley and Bree had broken up which is why she was okay with dating him. The stories Bree has been telling the media and press are all lies. Bree is the one who needs help. She also needs an intervention to get her life back on track."
Tori Spelling Making Up For Not Getting Daddy's Money $1 At A Time
I'm all for selling out. I think that if someone is willing to pay you money for something you are doing anyway, then why not. What I oppose is taking money for something you have not used, will not use, and have no desire to use. I'm not sure where Tori Spelling and Nutri System came together. Tori is running around telling anyone who will listen that NutriSystem is how she lost all her baby weight. Seems it just wasn't coming off and so she called NutriSystem and lo and behold, the weight just started disappearing like the wedding ring on her finger.
Tori didn't look that heavy even right after she gave birth. I think being the extremely smart businesswoman that she is though said, "hey, what kind of food can I manage to shove down my throat for a few months that I can tolerate and will pay me the most?" Enter NutriSystem.
I must admit that I have tried NutriSystem in the past and shelled out my $350 for one month. The food was delicious, just not quite enough to satisfy my hunger cravings. I know you are supposed to lose weight if you stick with the program and eat only the meals they send you. Well I ate all the meals they sent me and I didn't lose any weight. See, I managed to eat the entire 28 days of food in about 5 days. I know, I know, but I kept wanting to try the different things and so would open something and wouldn't want it to spoil so just ate it.
It was kind of like washing your hair; open, eat, repeat.
Tori didn't look that heavy even right after she gave birth. I think being the extremely smart businesswoman that she is though said, "hey, what kind of food can I manage to shove down my throat for a few months that I can tolerate and will pay me the most?" Enter NutriSystem.
I must admit that I have tried NutriSystem in the past and shelled out my $350 for one month. The food was delicious, just not quite enough to satisfy my hunger cravings. I know you are supposed to lose weight if you stick with the program and eat only the meals they send you. Well I ate all the meals they sent me and I didn't lose any weight. See, I managed to eat the entire 28 days of food in about 5 days. I know, I know, but I kept wanting to try the different things and so would open something and wouldn't want it to spoil so just ate it.
It was kind of like washing your hair; open, eat, repeat.
Kimberly Stewart Only Dates British
Kimberly Stewart has said she only wants to date British guys in the future because they have better manners than any other guys in the world. She especially thinks American guys are rude. Not saying that American guys aren't rude, because many of us are, but I'm thinking that you when you start f**king Tommy Lee, this might have something to do with your perspective.
Plus, isn't this the same woman that was off doing Calum Best? You remember Calum Best don't you? Our drug using, hooker loving, British guy who sent Lindsay off the deep end and straight into rehab. If that is the guy Kimberly thinks is well mannered and her typical guy, then I say go forward and rut and just make sure you leave the STD's where you got them, because if you bring them back here, then sure as shit, Paris Hilton will figure out a way to catch it, and you don't want that on your conscience with her going to Rwanda and all.
Plus, isn't this the same woman that was off doing Calum Best? You remember Calum Best don't you? Our drug using, hooker loving, British guy who sent Lindsay off the deep end and straight into rehab. If that is the guy Kimberly thinks is well mannered and her typical guy, then I say go forward and rut and just make sure you leave the STD's where you got them, because if you bring them back here, then sure as shit, Paris Hilton will figure out a way to catch it, and you don't want that on your conscience with her going to Rwanda and all.
Blogger Sucks
Blogger is not currently allowing photos to be uploaded, so you will just have to use your imagination for now of what the subjects of the posts look like. Perhaps you could even draw a little stick figure wherever you may be located and use that. If you are like Tracee, the stick figures will most likely end up having sex, which may even be more fun than reading this blog. I mean you just don't see stick figures having sex much unless you happen to be over at the Olsens or something.
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