Mel Gibson Has A Secret

Maybe Mel Gibson is afraid churches all over the world will come looking to him for money, or his own church wondering why he didn't tithe what he was supposed to. Maybe he is screwing profit participants or investors, or doesn't want his wife to know how much he makes. For whatever reason though, Mel Gibson wants all the financial records having to do with The Passion Of The Christ sealed so the public will not know the movie's domestic and foreign box office receipts, production costs and distribution expenses.

What's the big secret Mel? Right now Mel is being sued because he lied to the co-writer of the film. He told the writer the budget would be about $4M in order to get the writer to accept a much smaller than normal payment. The writer agreed. When the budget turned out to be $35M, needless to say the writer was pissed and sued. The aggrieved writer, Benedict Fitzgerald is also suing Mel for fraud in the action which would allow him to get punitive damages. That means big bucks.

Fitzgerald's lawyers will still be able to see the financial documents of the film, and hopefully the judge will let all of us see it as well.

Talented Actress?

If I came on here one day and started writing about what a talented actress Heidi Montag is you would think I had been sleeping with her or that she flashed me. Because you and I both know that even I was coked up out of my mind or barely coherent after three days of drinking, that I would never use those two words together to describe Heidi Montag.

Oh, I think she is talented in the sense that, well, I really can't think of anything. Oh, she is good at posing in bikinis. The problem is that she is supposed to make it look natural and instead it always look like she is auditioning for porn. As for acting, has anyone seen her music video? Wow. That is a train wreck. I will on the other hand give her points for pretending to be in a relationship with Spencer. She does that very well, but I think can only do it for short periods before she bursts out laughing at the idea of actually being his girlfriend.

As always this is not political. I am not political. All politicians do stupid things to make themselves look cool. Hell, some politicians even have sex with hookers to look cool. I have to tell you though I would much prefer a hooker loving politician than a candidate for President who we would look to in times of war or crisis who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress. Should we nuke such and such country? We only have 1 minute to decide. A hooker loving politician will be done with 30 seconds to spare and his or her mind clear. Lady politicians can get hookers too. A politician who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress obviously has some defect which will prevent them from ever making a decision.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which footballer is splashing the cash to make sure his mistresses keep their seedy shenanigans secret? He's spending more on that than on his own wedding...

This Is A Great Dad

There is a rock group in the Netherlands named Within Temptation. This week they are embarking on their very first South American tour. All the dates are either sold out or close to sold out. The band was started in 1996. Two of the founding members are a couple who have a two year old daughter. The father is the lead guitarist and the mother is the lead singer.

They have a babysitter is usually watches their daughter for them when they go on tour. This time, the babysitter was not available, and their daughter is too young to go. Instead of just leaving the daughter with just anyone, the father decided to stay at home with the daughter and send the band off with a replacement guitarist.

Robert Westerholt, who is the father said that it was an easy decision and that his daughter will always come before anything else. In an official statement, the band says, "Unfortunately, we have to inform you that Robert won't be able to go on the South American tour. "The reason is that we haven't been able to find a proper babysitter for the duration of the tour and that we are also unable to take Luna with us on this tour. "However, the rest of the band will make sure you won't miss a thing, 'cause they will make sure this first South American tour will be a memorable one!"

Just makes 50 Cent look like even more of an ass doesn't it? I wonder if he even knows all his kids names or their birthdays.

Kate Digs The Knife In Deeper Everyday

You know I really used to like Kate Hudson. Had a bit of a crush on her and was quite heartbroken when she chose to f**k Dax Shepard instead of me. That being said, I think it is a blessing because over the past year I have come to the conclusion that she is manipulative, frightening and always looking for a way to make your life more miserable.

Lets take a look back at the last year or so. She dumped her husband for Owen Wilson who she toyed with a f**ked around with and didn't want to be seen in public with. She then dumped Owen to go f**k Dax or Damien Rice or both which may have caused Owen to go off the deep end and possibly attempt suicide. Then seeing her own love life going nowhere, she decided to come between Owen and that model he was dating, and will no doubt break his heart again at some point in the near future.

Now, to make sure that she has all her voodoo pins out, and knives sharpened, she told Eve Magazine that she has a great relationship with her ex-husband and that they will often go to bars and she tries to find him a new woman to be with and date. "I look at women with Chris now. I can sit in a bar with him and we say, 'She's cute.'"

No, here is what happens. Kate feels guilty as hell for leaving Chris for another guy and so to compensate she tries to find him another woman. If he would find another woman then she would feel less guilty and also justified in her deceitful actions. The problem is that she broke Chris' heart and so everytime they sit there and she says something like that she just digs that "I'm not getting back together with you knife" a little deeper. Giving the interview and describing her efforts just adds some twisting motion to that knife.

She did what she did and she has to live with it. Now she needs to walk away from Owen so he can also live with it.

Don't Blame Bobby Brown

As you have probably seen this morning, The NY Post has an excerpt from Bobby Brown's new biography. Basically he portrays himself as an altar boy and Whitney Houston as the second coming of the devil. Did you know that Bobby never did drugs prior to meeting Whitney? Oh, he did some pot, but never any coke or heroin until Whitney practically forced him to take it. Oh yes, she forced him. The next thing you know he was hooked and as a result slept with a bunch of women.

He says that Whitney only married him to quiet all the gay rumors about her. The NY Post article doesn't mention whether Bobby has any personal knowledge of whether Whitney preferred women so I am guessing that he must have signed one hell of a confidentiality agreement when it came to matters of whether Whitney loves the vayjay.

Bobby says women throw themselves at him all the time, and that sometimes he couldn't control himself. Were they watching the same television show I was watching? On Being Bobby Brown, Bobby was not too attractive. He is willing to wipe your butt for you so maybe that is why the ladies find him so lovable. Not many guys are going to do that for you. Hell, we have a hard enough time remembering to wipe our own butts.

Other than that, it appears he has no way of making a living anymore as a singer because he sucks. He has about 20 kids who he can't afford and so spends a great deal of time in jail for it. He has a bit of a temper problem, and he enjoys hard drugs and drink. Just the kind of guy to bring him to the parents. Now that would be a great show. Bring Bobby home to different parents each week so their daughter can give them a heart attack by saying she is in love and getting married. Bobby and the girl can retreat into her room several times a day and jump up and down on the bed while she screams out, "you are so much better than Daddy." It's gold I tell you and right up VH-1's alley. There are no whores involved so E! wouldn't be interested.

50 Cent Is A Jackass

According to Radar, 50 Cent is headed to court today to evict one of his baby mamas and kid from one of the many houses he owns. 50 already went to court last month to cut her monthly payments from $25,000 to $6,700, and now he wants her and his kid gone from the house.

Now, I will be the first to admit that this particular baby mama is not necessarily a woman we would call a role model to society. However, just because she is not someone who is warm and fuzzy doesn't change the fact that 50 slept with her and got her pregnant. There are allegations that he lied to her about giving her the house in which she currently lives (at least for today), and he hasn't gone out of his way to be the best dad either.

Reports are that he wanted to kick her out because she was bringing guys over to the house and sleeping with them. Maybe 50 thought he still had her exclusively. I don't know and I don't really care. This is not about them. It is about a kid who is ten years old and has been going to the same school his entire life. Now, 50 is going to kick him out as well as a half-sister and send them to a far worse neighborhood.

I just think that as a parent you should do everything in your power to make sure your child has a great life. So he is pissed at the woman. Who cares? You want to take your anger towards her out on your kid who has done nothing wrong? You want to make him suffer because your pride is hurt? Are you planning on moving some other baby mama into the house? Money tight and you need to sell it? Be a man, and let them stay.

I really am disgusted with parents who abandon their kids. It is not just like a dog you can send to a shelter. I am even more disgusted when a parent chooses to make the life of their kid miserable when there really is no reason for the misery other than the fact they hate the parent.

Grow up 50.

Ummm. Do You Smell That?

Do you smell it? Smells like manipulation to me. Lots and lots of photos of Tom and Suri Cruise out at the playground. Problem is they were all taken last Tuesday. Today is Thursday. So unless they were taken by some guy on a family vacation who still hasn't mastered the digital age and used film, these photos are a setup. I have no doubts they are a highly paid setup, as the words that Bauer Griffin uses to describe them is nothing short of Kneepaddish which is often the case when someone says there are more where they came from if you give us a crapload of money right now and say nice things.

I don't know if Suri is talking right now but you know she must have been asking why she was the only kid at the playground who was wearing a dress, and why dad was always posing with her so his bright shiny wedding ring was being displayed. I love how they make all the photos look like they were taken from some pap photographer who no one saw, yet all the photos are posed. It is a nice touch. Hell, I wouldn't even put it past them to have built this playground in the back of Tom's house just so it looks like he is taking Suri places.

Does anyone find it odd that even though Katie has not done any work in six months that she couldn't find the time to head out on this family excursion? We have had separate Katie photos and separate Tom photos. No photos together since the double dates.

Anyway, if you want to see all the other candid photos, you can click here. If you decide to read Bauer Griffin's commentary which accompanies the photos, bring a barf bag, because it honestly puts People to shame. I have never seen so much kissing ass in one hundred words or less. They opened their mouths so wide they had room for the entire COS.