Your Turn

In Your Turn we did cheesiest 80's song that you still listen to anyway. We also did the first concert you ever saw. But, now comes something even better. Your all-time favorite song. And when I say it is your all-time favorite, it means that no matter what you are doing, when you hear that song on the radio, you are going to listen to the entire thing. Late for an appointment, kids are screaming, and it just doesn't matter. It is your song and not going anywhere until it is over.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction.

She Can Fake It

OK! Magazine has a little fluff piece this week about how Reese Witherspoon is not looking forward to promoting her latest film because she will have to do it with Vince Vaughn by her side. First of all, I still can't figure out why she starred in a film with him unless she was trying to reach a group of people she had never quite hit before. From just about any perspective I think anyone could see they are two people who are not exactly going to mesh.

But, if there is anything Reese is good at, it is faking it. So, I don't think she will have any problems going out doing press and just saying the most wonderful things about Vince and the film and everyone will just sit back, drink their Kool-Aid and believe her. She is very convincing when she wants to be, and it can't be any more difficult than the faking she has been doing for the past year. Not too many stories about Jake and Reese the past month. As the film opens, it will be interesting to see if the Jake and Reese as a couple publicity goes into overdrive or if we get the relationship ended sympathy kind of publicity.

Womanizer

Well, if you want to listen to all of the new single from Britney Spears, here it is. I mean, this sure is a lot of hype from someone who hasn't had a decent record in a very long time, MTV Awards not withstanding. Take a listen, and you decide.

FOX Hates America

I said it. That's right. FOX hates America and it has nothing to do with FOX News or any kind of political stuff. Yesterday FOX had an easy out. E! reported that Do Not Disturb, the most awful show to hit television in a decade had mercifully been canceled and brain cells in the US were back on the rise. Instead of breathing a deep sigh of relief, FOX instead decided to screw E! and the American public by announcing today that all 13 episodes would indeed be aired. Why? I don't care what kind of contract you have to eat or who wants a chance to see Rebecca Romijn naked, you cannot let that show air.

Have any of you watched it? FOX could put anything on the air at that time slot and it would be better and attract more viewers. They could put Kim Kardashian on there hosting a program called Staring At Your Pet Rock and it would get more viewers and be a better program. I personally would rather have Denise Richards call me every night and tell me what her dogs did during the day than to force the American people to watch this show.

How about some good old fashioned FOX programs. "When Animals Attack", "Celebrity Boxing - Screech vs Tonya Harding", "Tom Cruise Reads Shakespeare." Please, oh please make it end. Besides I really have been dying for a Kangaroo Jack 2.

Bruno Crashes Milan Fashion Week

Sacha Baron Cohen is having a very tough time trying to finish his film starring the character Bruno. It seems as if everywhere he goes, the plans are unraveling. Sacha is just too famous now and so it is getting harder to film the way he likes to. Over the past several days, Sacha and his crew have attempted to crash at least four runway shows and have managed to succeed twice. When do they get inside they film as quickly as possible before getting thrown out. Two days ago they filmed backstage at a show, and yesterday, they managed to crash a runway and do some filming before being hauled away by the police. Take a look at the video below.

"Consent Is Puberty"

That headline should be enough to tell you that whoever uttered it, is not someone you would want in your life, and definitely not around your kids. To have him as your pastor which apparently thousands of people did is even worse. Tony Alamo aka Bernie Hoffman was arrested yesterday for violating the Mann Act. The Mann Act prohibits taking minors across state lines for illegal purposes. Apparently the FBI is convinced that Alamo was taking girls between the ages of 10-17 across state lines and having sex with them. He also has a group of minor girls who live in his ministry compound in Arkansas, and the FBI has hinted that Alamo made porn starring the girls.

Alamo was arrested in Arizona where he was traveling with several women, and they were all staying in one room, with a king size bed. And this is a guy that people all over the world gave money to on a daily basis. People all over the world have been funding this lifestyle. Now, granted the contributors didn't know about the alleged sex with minors or the alleged filming of it, but they did know he went to jail for four years for tax fraud. Four years in jail. He owed the government $8M in taxes. Do you know how much money he must have collected to owe that much in taxes?

And people still just keep throwing money at him. For what? I am trying to remember a tv evangelist that at some point has not let the public down. I guess Billy Graham hasn't done anything that anyone has ever publicly discussed. That's it though. Everyone else it seems has always been discovered doing something they shouldn't. Just because someone is on tv does not make them better than you or worthy of your money. Just because they are on tv does not mean they know more than you or more moral than you. Just because they are on tv talking about God, doesn't mean they actually believe in God or anything in the Bible. Just because they said they would pray for you doesn't mean they are going to pray for you. And when they ask for donations of digital cameras, movie cameras, and pictures of your children, then you really need to start worrying.

If you are bored and want to read some really good dirt on Tony Alamo and all of his "wives", you have got to check out this website.

Hey, There Was The Engagement

Everyone is making a big deal today out of the fact that Sunshine Tutt was given about $200,000 for the two months she was married to Chris Kattan. Now, granted that is a lot of money for just two months. Especially considering she was just supposed to get $10,000. But, what people forget is they were engaged for a very long time so she had to pretend to like him for a very long time. This wasn't just a meet and then Vegas thing. Nope. This was a be your girlfriend for six months and then get engaged for six months and then get married for two months thing. Kind of like a normal relationship. Well, normal in the sense of time, not normal in the sense that anyone would really believe it.

But, when you think about her spending basically 18 months with him, then the $200,000 figure doesn't sound so ridiculous. Now, if you are a romantic you could say that the renegotiation Chris undertook after the marriage was because he was feeling sympathetic that she had stuck with him through 18 months of good and bad times including those 24 hour marathons of Mango and that movie where he plays a fake FBI agent. If you are a cynic you can say he upped the dough because he was trying to hide something and she was going to spill all. Either way, as her attorney told TMZ, "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."