NY Post Blind Items

WHICH ex-couple - an actor and a model - still share some aspects of their sex life? Both are known to sleep with a famous Lower East Side topless dancer who has a reputation of never going home alone .

WHICH TV host has such good rapport with his fetching female co-host that his wife has correctly guessed they're having an affair?

Today's Blind Items

Wanted to remind you there will be one more post at some point today about the American Music Awards. The person who is writing it was right in the middle of all the action. Not our usual awards spy, but the same kind of information you can get only if you were there sitting in the midst of it. Also, the Reader Photos were supposed to start today, but I forgot, so you will get a double helping tomorrow. Sorry about that.

This is a big one. Really big. I actually never thought it would happen. Well, actually I thought it would happen, but I thought it would be the husband who would be doing the cheating. Hell, he probably would if he wasn't so damn scared of his wife. Apparently though his B+ list actress wife with A list name recognition does not have the same fear of her husband. While shooting her new film, our actress has got extremely hot and heavy with one of the producers on the film. The producer is going through a divorce, and now one has to wonder if our actress would be willing to do the same. Wow. This would be a tabloid feeding frenzy of epic proportions.

Random Photos Part One

I don't know how I missed this photo of Daniel Craig in Sydney last week. I feel bad about that so I put it in the top spot. I also put it here because I figured most of you could imagine that woman getting her photo taken with Daniel. Of course, I have a feeling most of you would have tried to kidnap him shortly after.

Anderson Cooper always looks good. I've noticed he always looks the same also.
Always nice to see what the other Kidman sister is up to and how Antonia differs cosmetically from Nicole.
Always nice to see Benjamin Bratt. The guy never goes out anymore so this is a rare photo of him.
Billy Dec and Patrick Swayze. Patrick still looks really thin, but glad to see he made it to the wrap party.
Brad Pitt and how he feels having six kids running around all the time. No, actually it is from his new film where he ages backwards.

I've seen better photos of Christina Aguilera.
Christina Aguilera - Los Angeles
Charles Dance and a really good photo of David Tennant.
Coldplay - Los Angeles
You may not know who Carice van Houten is, but I had to put her in the photos because this is a woman who had to work alongside Tom Cruise on this whole Valkyrie mess. She deserves some kind of award just for the fact she can smile about it.
Faith Hill - New York
I'm guessing Jessica Biel didn't do the all over body tan.
JC Chasez might not have the most talent in the world, but he does have an amazing ability to never age.
Jimmy Kimmel looks, umm, really happy.
This almost made the top spot because it has been a long time since Sadie Frost and Jude Law posed for any photos together.
Joely Richardson looks, really, really good.
Kanye West - Los Angeles
Leelee Sobieski gets her chance to make up for her fashion disaster last week and did pretty well.
You never know what kind of combination people will get themselves into. Here is Molly Sims along with Ricki Lake.
Remember all those photos of Guy Ritchie just smiling away after Madonna left. Look how happy Nicole Richie seems now that Paris is gone.
Pink - Los Angeles
Umm. Is Santa copping a feel off Kelly Ripa.
Selena Gomez looks 14 trying to be 40 here.
Slam Hayek just looks good.
I'm not sure I have ever had a photo of Sarah McLachlan in the photos where she wasn't performing.
Tom Cruise looks as if he is contemplating some important question about the fate of the world when in actuality someone just asked him if he preferred soy milk in his latte.
I'm fairly ignorant about extensions and things like that, but I like the new look of Taylor Swift.
I just figured that Nick Lachey could use all the free publicity he could get right now. The fact Lemon Jello was there couldn't be helped.
I love Vanessa Williams, but even I will admit she is not looking as great as she can.
Leo and Zac. That is pretty random. Of course they went together so the random part of it was taken away by them, but you get the point.

Maybe They Needed Money For Christmas Shopping

According to that blogger who talks about himself in the third person a lot, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped to Mexico and got married. I can only think of one reason for a quickie wedding and I think we all know it is not because Spencer managed to get an erection and get Heidi pregnant. Nope. I think someone was whispering in their ear about maybe doing a new version of Newlyweds and in order to do that you actually have to be married.

There is no way on this earth that Heidi was going to give up the marriage of her dreams with everything paid for by every company known to man, to go elope in Mexico. Sure, they will make a couple of bucks selling their own photos. I can see Spencer holding the camera and telling everyone to pose while his mind calculates how much each pose will bring.

If this were some traditional, I love you kind of I'm going to be with you forever kind of marriage this would have been planned more than a White House State dinner. For months on end we would have been given the low down on every tiny detail of the wedding as Heidi and Spencer found something new to sell to US Weekly each week.

I'm actually really surprised that considering the amount of money US Weekly has given to the annoying couple that they didn't break this story first. I thought they had some contract that ran into eternity or at least until Spencer actually lusted after Heidi, whichever came first.

Anyway, I'm sure the happy couple will last until whatever paycheck is keeping them together runs out.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which celebrity has been hiding her raging booze problem by slipping vodka into coffee cups and glasses of water?

It's About Damn Time

Took them long enough but No Doubt goes into the studio next week to start work on their first album together in about seven years. Cannot believe it has been that long, but it has. They also announced they were going to tour again beginning next summer. What they didn't announce but what has been buzzing around like a fly is that their first show actually might be at Coachella in April. That's right. A reunited No Doubt on the same bill with a reunited Smiths. Umm, that seems like a fairly fun weekend.

To make this whole tour a family affair, Gwen should be nice and hook up Gavin Rossdale with an opening slot. Wouldn't he just love opening for No Doubt for the next 18 months. What he should do is get back together with Bush and actually make some really good music.

Speaking of music, allegedly at some point this afternoon going to have a report from the American Music Awards last night. I know it is being written as we speak, so hopefully it will have some snark in it, because it was a pretty boring show.

Didn't Even Know It Was Coming

I know most of you don't care, but it is my blog and I'm fascinated with the whole Jodie Sweetin thing. I don't know if it was because she was this sweet little girl on television who is trying to redeem herself after her meth addiction or what, but I just find her life fascinating. Apparently one thing Jodie fails to do well though is communicate. Her soon to be ex-husband says he had no idea Jodie was even thinking of leaving or that she was unhappy. Now, in my book that means he is either lying or that she found someone else. If everything is going great, people don't just generally get up and walk away. Now, I did say that it could be because she found someone else. If he was cheating on her then that would go back to the lying thing. I can't really see why he would want someone else considering that I think he lives off her earnings whatever they actually are.

Jodie is living at home with her parents so whatever earnings she does have must not stretch far enough to get her own place. She isn't asking for sole custody so that would lead me to believe that her soon to be ex didn't ever do anything truly horrible.

Of course it could be something simple. In his statement, Cody Herpin said he felt discombobulated" about the whole thing. Maybe neither he or Jodie really knows what the word means and this is all a big misunderstanding. Cody also says he has no idea what is going on and that no one has talked to him, just that Jodie was gone one day.

Steven Seagal Lawman

Cute headline right? That's apparently the name of the new reality show that A&E is going to run with Steven Segal, as hey, you guessed it, a lawman. Seems that for the past 20 years while we thought Steve's career had gone down the tank he was actually spending time as a deputy sheriff down in Louisiana. During that time he has gone out on patrol and of course has trained all the men and women who make up the Jefferson Parish police force in hand to hand combat and also weapons training. Of course after every class, he hands out autographed copies of Under Seige 2.

The premise of the series is that the cameras will follow Steven as he fights crime. The only crime I'm concerned about is some of his most recent films. He should be arrested for releasing some of that garbage. I guess A&E feels that the Dog might be done so you might as well have some older, bloated guy to follow around one night a week. I don't think there is any truth to the rumor that Steven wears his own custom made all black uniform and has everyone at work call him Sensei.