Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. Although, Kirsten Dunst not even bothering to hide her drinking anymore and showing off some Elaine moves from Seinfeld could be top spot worthy.
Taking a break from dancing to enjoy a cigarette and some vodka.
Yes, maybe two vodkas. Oh, and is that champagne I see in the ice bucket?
Why yes it is and here she is enjoying some of that also.
Meanwhile over in London, Kate Moss drinks and collapses.
Matt Damon on the set of his new movie.
Mel Gibson in Paris. I believe he is saying, Chacun d'entre vous ne sont rien d'autre qu'une bande de trous du cul. Oh, sauf pour vous miel. Je vais vous appeler sugartits.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in LA. I still can't believe she was nominated for an Academy Award.
Pink looks fabulous here.
"So, now that I broke up Fall Out Boy broke up you will have time to work on my next CD all day and all night except when you are taking care of our kid whats his name right?
Those lightning bolt heels are like an optical illusion on Rihanna. They are making me dizzy.
Apparently what the world needed was a Star Wars clothing line. Snoop Dogg and Adidas have fulfilled that need.
Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin.
The incredible Zoe Saldana and a new hair color for Emile Hirsch.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not A Vegetarian

I know Gwyneth Paltrow made some chicken a few months back. I know she hates chocolate. I know she used to be on some strange micro-biotic diet that I still don't understand. I know her favorite nickname is fish sticks. I know she will wear fur if you pay her enough money. I know she said she was vegan. What I didn't know was that she wasn't a vegetarian. She is now a meat lover. Oh. Only on Thanksgiving though. Did she eat meat when she went traveling with Mario Batali? Didn't she used to hate meat? Do I care too much about what Gwyneth says each week? Oh, GOOP is now in Spanish! So, now she can make people cringe in two languages!

Here is what she said this week in her newsletter. I can go ahead and reprint the whole thing because she spent about 10 seconds writing it.

"I am not a vegetarian, but when I heard about “Meat Free Monday,” I was intrigued. I had never thought about the environmental impact of raising livestock. Below are the facts presented by Paul McCartney, our favorite vegetarian cookbooks, and a meat free dinner recipe from Mr. Chow to get us off to a good start...."See, she didn't say much. There is a nice letter from Paul McCartney and he calls us all Goopsters. Is that what my life has become? Am I a Goopster? There are a couple of recipes from Mr. Chow. In London. So, if you are going to try any of the recipes you need to convert everything from grams. Unless of course you are reading this in any country other than the US and are shaking your head that we still haven't converted.

Casey Johnson Autopsy Report - Ahmad Rashad Is Her Step-Father?

Another coroner report and another preventable death. The LA County Coroner says Casey Johnson died of "diabetic ketoacidosis," which is apparently what happens when you don't take your insulin. Police surmise that Casey partied the night before she died and fell asleep or passed out without taking her insulin. It is a tragic end to another life that didn't need to happen.

What I didn't know before I read this article in Kneepads is that Casey Johnson's mother is remarried. To Ahmad Rashad. I said to myself, the Ahmad Rashad? The Ahmad Rashad from television? The guy who used to be married to Mrs. Huxtable? The one who had OJ Simpson has his best man? That Ahmad Rashad. It is. It turns out that his fourth wife is Sale Johnson. The two of them are currently raising Ava who is the adopted daughter of Casey. I'm sure all of you probably knew that, but I never noticed it when I was reading other stories about Casey.

Two Weeks Of Rehab Is Enough For Brooke Mueller

Apparently Brooke Mueller doesn't need to stay in rehab as long as most people. Despite a drug problem so severe that she flew across the country while recovering from pneumonia and attempting to have friends smuggle drugs to her in the hospital, Brooke is ready to leave rehab and move on with her life. Radar Online says she will leave as soon as today so that she can be in court in Aspen on Monday and say everything is great with Charlie Sheen and that she was mistaken about the whole knife thing and he is a good guy and that things got out of hand Christmas morning because Santa didn't eat his milk and cookies.

All this is doing is, well, nothing. Two weeks of rehab is not enough. If you make the commitment to go to rehab you should see it through.

Face Of Prada - Nick Snider Tries To Ummm Blow His Way Out Of Trouble

I haven't ever heard of Nick Snider and I can't recall actually seeing his face in any Prada campaign, but I guess he is a big deal. Nick who is 21 is the male face of Prada and was ranked by Forbes as the 5th most successful male model in the world. All of that didn't help Nick when he was arrested in Little Rock, Arkansas after causing a disturbance at a friend's house.

While being transported to be booked, Nick played the don't you know who I am card. The Smoking Gun quotes Nick from the police report saying, "I am a very famous model." Yeah. Whatever. The policeman was just as impressed by this statement as me. Nick, apparently realizing he was not going to get off that way suggested to the policeman that if Nick got off then he would make sure the policeman got off also. "If you stop I'll suck your d**k and balls if you let me go." Well, that didn't work either, but Nick was determined that he was going to get off and he didn't care who he got off to get off. When they arrived at the jail, Nick offered the same deal to the person who booked him into jail. That person also declined. However, the policeman and the person doing the booking did add another charge of attempting to influence a public servant. Nick was released on $780 bail and is due back in court in a couple of weeks. Meanwhile for all of you who actually know who this guy is he will be at New York Fashion Week walking the runways.

Nick Prugo Says He Found Coke In Paris Hilton's House

In an interview in this month's Vanity Fair, Nick Prugo says that when he broke into Paris Hilton's house he found about five grams of coke there. I should clarify. On one of his break ins to Paris Hilton's house. Apparently Nick and his accomplice stole things on at least two other previous occasions from Paris' home and she never even knew they stole anything. This was despite the fact they took designer dresses, some bras, some booze and a bunch of cash from purses they found throughout her home. They had gained entry from the key they found under the front doormat.

“We found about, like, five grams of coke in Paris’s house” on another night, Prugo told police; he says they snorted it and left. Then they “drove around Mulholland, having the best time of our lives.”

Paris' spokesperson obviously denied the whole thing and said, “I don’t know why anyone would listen to allegations made by a self-confessed thief." I would listen to him because he is confessing everything so he doesn't really have anything to lose by saying more. It isn't like Paris has never admitted she has done drugs, including coke.

The article is rather long, but is the best account of all the robberies I have read and is worth a read.

What Do You Think?

Gawker ran an interesting article today on how casually The National Enquirer outed Anderson Cooper. Did they actually out him? Although he has not come forward publicly and announced, "I'm gay," he hasn't exactly been hiding in a corner. Maybe The Enquirer sees it the same way and treating the fact he has a boyfriend and wants to adopt a baby with him is much better than a tabloid screaming out some headline that says, "Anderson Cooper In Gay Shocker!"

The one very good point made in their discussion is that although you and I know Anderson is gay, many, many people who watch CNN and his show probably have no clue he is gay. Next time they are in the grocery store this week they will see this cover and will pick it up because they will want to read about John Edwards beating Elizabeth and they will see Anderson down there in the corner. Then they will see the word boyfriend and it might force Anderson to talk about something he hasn't wanted to nor should he be required to discuss.

So, what do you think? Did The Enquirer out Anderson Cooper or was he already out and they just treated this like any couple story about adopting?

Pneumonia & Drugs Killed Brittany Murphy - Can You Hear The Police Simon?

The Los Angeles County Coroner's office released their report today on the death of Brittany Murphy. They said she died from "community acquired pneumonia, with contributing factors of iron deficiency anemia and multiple drug intoxication."

All of the drugs found in her system were prescription drugs. Apparently lots and lots of them. The Coroner even paid a repeat visit to Brittany Murphy's house but I bet whatever was there is all gone now. Brittany's loser husband Simon Monjack has repeatedly said the only prescription drugs Brittany took were for seizures. For everything else she relied on over the counter medicine like Robitussin. Uh huh. When the report comes out in two weeks listing all of the drugs they found in her body I will be anxious to hear what you have to say then.

That bastard is evil. Because I know there are so many readers who are nurses and experts on medicine and because I am lazy would someone explain community pneumonia to me.