Random Photos Part Three

Heidi Klum driving Seal around town.
Jane's Addiction - Los Angeles
Jane Carrey and Shannon Elizabeth hanging out.
My once a year posting of Jenna and Bodhi Elfman.
Jack Hanna is still must watch television.
Speaking of must watch television, the new season of Mad Men is filming.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller kissing. I wonder if she knows about the woman in Toronto.
Yes, it is Jamie Lynn Sigler again, but hey, I would post Daniel Craig for you everyday.
Katie Melua - London
"Drugs on me everyone. Oh, and just leave your expensive stuff out where I can see it. Makes it much easier to steal."

Random Photos Part Two

For some reason, Leighton Meester has been named some kind of international ambassador for Herbal Essences. Why? Is she really that popular all over the world?
A fashion company in the UK says this is a normal healthy male. The size of the waist is 27 inches while the average size in the UK is 38 inches. How is this normal?
If you have never watched Margaret Cho do standup, you have to right now.
Commissions for charity had their big fundraiser today and Michael J Fox took part and
so did John McEnroe.
Heimlich or groping?
Not being groped is Anderson Cooper although I'm sure Michael K would be first in line.
Wasn't Maria Sharapova supposed to be getting married or something?
It doesn't seem all that long ago that Natasha Bedingfield was everywhere. Now, not so much.
I love Nina Garcia.
Another couple that has stayed together for a long time. Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

A first time appearance for Peter Hermann, but not so for Mariska Hargitay or Alec Baldwin who is hosting the season finale of SNL.
More Mariska. This time with Marcia Gay Harden and Hilary Swank.
Paul Sorvino gets comfortable on set.

I haven't seen Robin Givens on a red carpet in forever.
Scarlett J after a workout.
And you wonder why she punches people.
Speaking of drinking. What do you think? Wine or cranberry juice? Verne is probably going all in because
he thinks it is strip poker and will get to see Shana Moakler naked. Easier ways my friend. Easier ways. Little thing called the internet.
will.i.am and Cheryl Cole keep the dating rumors alive.
Who do you think smokes more pot? Snoop or Willie?
Zachary Levi was promoting Chuck in Spain. I think this might be the bye bye year for the show.

Mel Gibson Had Sex With Porn Producer

Apparently Mel Gibson likes Eastern European women. First there was Oksana, and now a Polish porn producer said that she had a three month affair with Mel Gibson while Oksana was pregnant. Violet Kowal, who is 26 says she had sex with Mel at his Malibu house and also at his office in Santa Monica. Although she passed a lie detector test given by The National Enquirer, I think she is obviously disturbed because she said "Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"

Really? Maybe she just likes being called sugartits or something. Although the blurb online doesn't say whether Violet has starred in any porn, she is a producer of porn. Mel's lawyer says this is all a complete fabrication. Uh huh.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which famous music producer incurred the wrath of an ex-girlfriend when she spied him chatting up one of her friends at a London nightclub? The tearful ex then tore a strip off of her so-called mate, too...

It's Thursday - Must Be Time For GOOP

According to my memory, which I admit is faulty, these are the phrases I have heard from Gwyneth Paltrow aka The Gooper or Goopster over the course of the year.

"I needed to lose my winter weight."
"We all need help losing those Christmas pounds."
"We all need help losing those Thanksgiving pounds."
"I gained so much weight when shooting in Tennessee." (Oh, hang on for a second. This is a woman who gave us two newsletters filled with thoughts about Nashville but she hasn't said jack squat in any interview or in her newsletter about the flooding there and how some of the places she visited might not be there anymore.)

"I hate to exercise."
"I hate to watch what I eat."
"I don't diet."
"I don't diet."
"I like Scarlett Johansson. We got along fine" Uh huh.

The recurrent theme in all of these is that every week she is trying to shed some pounds that she feel she has gained. I want you to honestly think about how many times she has pushed diets or cleanses or exercising. That is her whole life. The woman has serious self esteem issues.

This week in GOOP she does it again. She talks about losing her winter weight and a five day diet from Tracy Anderson.

The good news is that I know lots of you actually like Tracy's workouts and The Gooper has given you a four minute video for free. If you want the whole 26 minutes free you have to give Tracy your e-mail and register. Here is the link to GOOP.

US Weekly Takes The Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Bait

It was there, swimming in the water just waiting for someone to pounce on it and finally US Weekly took the bait. To me this was better than when Jennifer Aniston holds her hands on her stomach. If you will recall, on Monday I wondered why no tabloid had caught on to the fact that Jessica Simpson was in the same room with Tony Romo and his new girlfriend. No one. It was like crickets.

Then, light bulb. Here is how I imagine the conversation going to at US.

Staffer 1 - ZOMG!!!! Do you know like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were at the same party over the weekend?

Staffer 2- Well did they talk?

Staffer 1 - Who cares. They were there. Together.This is so exciting. I think I just peed.

Staffer 2 - Well what can we say they talked about?

Staffer 1 - Well, it was awkward and it was for five minutes. Oh, let's make it on the balcony. That sounds romantic even if Tony's girlfriend and her brother were there.

Staffer 2- OK, and to cover ourselves we will have a source who will say it wasn't awkward. Then we are right no matter what.

Staffer 1 - That is a lot of people on that balcony.

Publicity Gained - No Need For Michael Lohan To Worry Any Longer

That coolness you just felt wash over your body was a result of not having Michael Lohan spewing hot air throughout the world. For the past two weeks he has been yammering away about how if he doesn't get to see Lindsay Lohan then he is going to set up a Conservatorship and blah blah blah. While doing that he managed to find the time to party the nights away at clubs like Industry until 2am or so. Well, you know, he was probably preaching while Kate Major drank shots and bumped and grinded.

Now that Michael has got the publicity he craved, and realizes the next step would actually mean doing work and fighting to keep his daughter healthy he backed off. If your daughter was in such bad shape, which she is, then why back off? Probably because he either got a concession that he wanted financially or maybe he didn't think it was going to be worth his time money wise. Nothing has changed with Lindsay. He still didn't see her so why back off? Why?