Julianne Moore As Sarah Palin

Julianne Moore has been cast to play Sarah Palin a new movie for HBO about the 2008 election. Hmm. I love Julianne Moore, but I am wondering if she is the right person for the role. That being said, I am trying to think of others that would be better and I am coming up with blanks. Obviously I first thought of that look-a-like porn performer who did those parody Hustler movies last year. I believe one title was Nailin' Palin. Then, I realized that HBO would probably want to go in a different direction. I guess if you color Julianne's hair darker, throw on some glasses and make her sound like an extra from Fargo then she could probably do a good job.

Mitchie Likes Sausage

Well, if there was ever an adamant statement from someone about their sexuality, I think Michelle Rodriguez might have won the award for most creative. In an interview on the red carpet Tuesday night, Michelle Rodriguez addressed the rumors about her sexuality.

"I'm not a lesbian. Yeah! Mitchie likes sausage."

Well, who knew she liked to be called Mitchie? As for the whole lesbian thing, I thought there were photos of her making out with some woman. Of course, there are about a million of those on Facebook pages of people who are just drunk, so I guess that does not mean anything. Then we are all agreed, Mitchie likes sausage and I love her new nickname. Do you think she is a fan of patties or links?

Christina Still Boozing

You would think that if you just got taken to jail for being too drunk to take care of yourself that you might give up drinking for a few days. If you were going to keep drinking, then hopefully you would at least to do it in the safety and comfort of your own home so no more embarrassing incidents would happen for awhile. Of course, none of us are Christina Aguilera. Just three days after Christina went to jail, she and her boyfriend returned to the same place she got hammered before and proceeded to get hammered again. US Weekly is reporting the pair downed two bottles of wine with dinner and when the waiter asked if they wanted dessert, they ordered more wine instead.

No Progress In Lindsay Lohan Theft Case

Lindsay Lohan's case was back before a judge this morning. Lindsay was granted a continuance to March 25, to decide whether or not to take the plea deal which would involve Lindsay probably sentenced to 3 months in jail. I think she should take the plea. On March 25, Lindsay is going to jail. She violated her probation and will be spending some time behind bars so she might as well just take the plea deal and get all of her jail time over and done with for good.

If Lindsay goes to trial, I think there is a good chance she would win. However, she will probably have to stay in jail while awaiting trial anyway. Plus, she will spend a good deal of whatever money she has left defending herself. If she just goes to jail, she will probably be out in a month and can sell an interview to make some money so it would be a win win for her. She is an actress so a criminal record is not that big of a deal for her future career. If she blows through $100K fighting the charges, no one will really want an interview with her if she is acquitted so she will be $100K in the hole. If she pleads guilty, goes to jail, spends no more money defending herself and gets an interview when she gets out, this could actually end up making her money. Take the deal Lindsay and go to jail.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This C List television actress supports the Girl Scouts in her area by buying boxes of their delicious cookies every year. This year, after her breakup, she spent the weekend binging and purging on them until she was too tired to do anything else but sleep. Friends found her the next morning surrounded by empty boxes of thin mints and empty vodka bottles.

Random Photos Part Three

Fat Tuesday all captured in one glorious photo.
Alyssa Milano shows off her bump.
Ben Affleck testifying before Congress. About The Congo, not his relationship with J-Lo.
Abbie Cornish and Bradley Cooper surround their director, Neil Burger.
Ben McKenzie looking pretty happy.
Bridget Moynahan and McG at the premiere of Battlefield LA. Well, we know how well Battlefield Earth did.
Michelle Rodriguez looking amazing again.
Also there was Aaron Eckhart choking Bryce Cass.
David Beckham at Children's Hospital in LA.
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz leaving dinner.

Random Photos Part Two

Daryl Hannah gets loved on.
Emma Stone at Fashion Week in Paris.
Ed Westwick looking sharp as usual for Gossip Girl.
It looks like Ethan and Jenna are in Africa, but really it is just Disney World.
Jason Bateman and his lovely wife.
A very sad looking Justin Long. Don't worry Justin that woman behind you looks like she wants to cheer you up.
Yeah, if I were getting a free vacation and having sex in Paris, I would probably be smiling too.
Katie Holmes and Suri off to see a play starring Daniel Radcliffe.
I wish I had this as a dartboard.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Last night Kelly Osbourne said she has had her heart broken once again so has given up straight guys. She is going to have a baby with a gay friend of hers.
Kate Winslet finally does the whole airbrushing thing for Lancome.
Mariah Carey at her baby shower. No soap though?
Mmmm. Magnolia Bakery. I don't know who decided to put Magnolia, Serendipity, and that Dylan Lauren candy store all within a couple blocks of each other, but it is one way to make a fat man walk.
Mary Carey shows up on a red carpet. Not sure why.
Minnie Driver and her substitute teacher look.
Harry Shearer and his LARP crew.
Scenes from press conferences. Paul Giamatti does his best I'm irritated look while
Simon Pegg is just bored.
Have you noticed you don't see Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart together much anymore?!?