Will Ferrell Goes Between The Ferns

Considering that Will Ferrell owns Funny Or Die, it is surprising it took him this long to appear on Zach G's show. It is hilarious, but you have to get past the monkeys in the beginning.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Chyna Is A Porn Star Now

According to TMZ and Vivid, Chyna has made the transition from a sex tape star to the world of full on porn. Out of money and with no career options other than actually working, Chyna decided to become a porn star. According to the article, Chyna went to the head of Vivid and said she wanted to work with the biggest male porn star. Knowing that Chyna was not going to be a big seller that way, they gave her two male porn stars and one big threesome. I was horrified when I saw five seconds of her sex tape, there is no way on earth I will ever watch Chyna doing porn when it is well lit and with good sound. Oh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Paula Abdul And Her Magical Brownies

Who knew that Paula Abdul enjoyed pot? I guess it makes sense, but hasn't she always said she does not do drugs? Then what can we make of Kara DioGuardi eating so many pot brownies at Paula's house that Kara ended up in the hospital. Last night Kara was on George Lopez and said she was at Paula's house one night. Paula was there, sitting on hired immigrants for the night, when she offered Kara something to eat. Kara, who had not eaten all day said yes, and soon a plate of brownies was placed before her. Kara ate six of them and instead of throwing them up like a good television personality, they kicked into overdrive and "Six hours later I was like, 'What's going on?'" she said. "I fell out of bed, on the floor and stumbled down stairs ... and the ambulance comes, and this guy is like, 'This b-tch is high as a kite!"

Kara says the brownies were left by someone after a party. Uh huh. Please.

This Casey Anthony Trial Just Gets More Depressing

At some point, I do wonder whether Casey Anthony's parents are covering up something, but at the same time it is because of them that police were actually called and Casey was eventually arrested for the murder of her daughter. If Casey's parents were not alive, would anyone ever ask or call police to inquire about Caylee? No one did anything for 31 days so to think someone other than Casey's parents would have done something is wishful. If we are to believe Casey's story, then Caylee drowned and Casey was really shaken by it, but somehow it did not stop her from entering a hot body contest (above) four days after her daughter died or spending the night with her boyfriend every night or partying. It does not explain why she was Googling ways to kill people and neck breaking and how to kill people with household products. I would love to know her answer to that.

Mexican Police Record Their Crime **NSFW**

You know, if you are going to bribe someone, then why on earth would you record it? A group of 15 Mexican police officers, including three women have been suspended and will be fired after a video came to life of the officers telling a woman she would be released if she performed a strip tease and gave a lap dance to the police officers. Although the video was shot in March, it was just released after a news organization got a hold of it. I know it is just one video, but you know it probably happened all the time and it probably happens all the time here too. One of my very first blind items was about an actress who offered to orally service some police officers to get out of being arrested. It happens all the time. I am just glad that at least sometimes, the people are punished.

Attorney General To Investigate Arnold

Apparently when you are Governor and are having sex with multiple women who are not your wife that is perfectly fine. No worries there. However, when you spend state money to have your women shuttled back and forth to your hotel room every night and then back to where they came from, that is against the law. And that happened a lot. Whenever Arnold stayed at his hotel suite in Sacramento alone, then it was all girls all the time. It was only when he went back home to Santa Monica that he was sometimes faithful. And by faithful, I mean not having sex with people in the marriage bed. Other than that he did it anywhere in the house he could.

I thought it was interesting that his daughter has already publicly forgiven him which I find shocking and also wonder when she grows up and gets married or has boyfriends if she will consider it normal behavior for her partner to have multiple women and expect her to be chaste and then forgive him when he repeatedly cheats. These things have cycles so then her children will expect it and so on.

$2M For A Ring - Kris Humphries Is An Idiot

I told myself I would not write anymore about the whole Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian engagement thing, but I can't help myself. The love struck idiot spent $2M on the ring he bought Kim. This is why over half of NBA players have no money left five years after their career ends. Does Kris make a lot of money every year? Yep. Is this is a horrible idea? Absolutely. The guy makes only salary. He is not endorsing anything. He plays on a crap team and before he started dating Kim, no one even knew who he was.

This past season he made $3M and he has one year left on his contract. At that point he will be lucky to get $3M a year again. Plus the NBA is not going to even play next year which means no money coming in.

If he made $3M a year, then $300K went to his agent. Another $1M went to taxes. That leaves him with about $1.9M. Would you spend your entire salary of one year on a ring? Hell no you would not. Just because you have more money does not make you sane. Plus he probably thinks Kim loves him. I am telling you right now Kris. No, not the mom, the boyfriend. Do not believe them when they say you will earn the cost back when they sell the wedding. Do you think they are going to give you a lot of that? Hell no. They are going to keep most of it for themselves for when everyone is tired of them. I know you can't believe how famous you have become, but you need to shake your head, realize it is really bad sex and just move on. Oh, but take your ring and return the f**ker.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Bristol Dating A Black Guy

There are all kinds of stories today about how Sarah Palin is really upset that Bristol Palin is dating Kyle Massey. My question is why. The guy is a great guy who has never had issues with the law and if Disney could bottle him up and make every Disney star like him they would. He is fun and charming and keeps himself out of the headlines. He loves his family and has a steady job, albeit reality television, so you know, how long could that last? Hmm, well if Tori and Dean have made it this long then I guess anyone can make it forever.

I think the reason Sarah Palin does not like Kyle Massey is because he is black. Yep. I said it. Sarah wants to run for President. Do you know how you do that? You have to win the primaries and the vast majority of the people who vote in the primaries are your die hard Republicans. The same ones who are never going to vote for a woman who allows her daughter to live with a black man.

Sarah prefers the woman who just married her son. White as snow and the daughter of a minister. Despite the fact I am pretty sure she is pregnant, Sarah still loves her.