This Should Look Familiar

If you have ever had a fight with your significant other, it is in this video. Well, unless you were fighting over who should dump a body or who lost all the rent money gambling on cock fights, but you get the idea.

Every Argument Every Couple Ever Has EVER. from Casey Donahue on Vimeo.

Another Blind Item - Coke Mom Returns

Apparently Coke Mom is back at it again. It also must be in a big way because when she was doing press last week, producers would only let her talk for fifteen minutes before giving her a break. If she went longer than 15 minutes or tried to do back to back interviews, her leg would start twitching, and she would start bouncing around that it was obvious to everyone she needed a fix.

Lauryn Hill Gives Birth - Dumped By Baby Daddy

I used to think that Rohan Marley smoked more pot than any other human in the world. I could see no other explanation for how he managed to stick around with Lauryn Hill so long. Has anyone ever read an interview about Lauryn Hill where people are like she is the sweetest person ever? All I ever read about are how she is the biggest diva in the world. That being said, I also have heard she is a pretty great mom and she definitely has some fabulous talent that cannot be matched. Lauryn gave birth to her sixth child on Saturday but the baby daddy was not at her side. Rohan Marley dumped Lauryn while she was pregnant with their sixth for Brazilian model, Isabeli Fontana. Al I have to say is that Rohan better be very careful when he comes over to visit the kids because I am guessing Lauryn is not one to sit back and be silent about something like this. You think Taylor Swift writes stuff about old relationships, it will be nothing compared to what Lauryn will write.

I have never understood the whole dumping someone while they are pregnant unless you know for sure the baby is not yours. Since, that does not appear to be the case here, the guy is a tool and an a-hole in my book. If you get someone pregnant, you see it through to the delivery. Your peen can wait that long to find a new home.

DSK Maid Speaks

At first I was just going to skim the Newsweek interview with Nafissatou Diallo, who is known now as the DSK maid. After the first page of the article I found myself engrossed in her personal story and the her descriptions of assault not only at the hands of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but a gang rape by soldiers back in her home of Guinea. This is a fascinating read.

Mariah Carey Pregnant For 47 Weeks

Gawker compiled the best of Mariah Carey on HSN, including the tidbit she was 47 weeks pregnant when she gave birth.

David Arquette Takes Joe Francis Seconds

When you reach a certain age, you realize that any new partner you have in your life has been with several people. You hope they can count them using just their fingers and toes, and do not need a calculator, but you also hope they have not been exposed to anything frightful. And when I say frightful, is there anything that frightens you more than Paris Hilton? Of course not. I mean they could make those sex-ed films about her about what not to do. Has she been with Joe Francis? Absolutely. At this point he is probably not the most squeaky individual either and not just due to an infestation of Paris. So, why, if you are David Arquette and you can presumably find someone not so possibly affected would you decide to have as your new girlfriend, the ex-wife of Joe Francis? Why? What makes you say to yourself, I don't care who has been here before or a six degrees thing, I want Joe Francis' ex and by extension a shot at Paris Hilton. I think there should be charts and books given out complimentary in Los Angeles when you get off the plane or arrive at the California border which details everyone that could possibly be in this little circle of hell.

Today's Blind Item

This D list actress has not been in anything in forever. Oh, she still has close to A list recognition which is remarkable considering how little she has done in years. It is that child star thing. It sticks with you. Anyway, her boyfriend was overheard commenting the other night that he only stays with her because she is rich, gives great head and has the best supply of coke anywhere in North America.

I Thought Lindsay Did Not Have Any Money

You know what I want? I want Lindsay Lohan to go into court this morning and answer some questions from the judge. We all know that she basically lied to the judge about not having any money for therapy. I mean she was wearing a pair of $1200 shoes and unless she got a ten finger discount she did not get those for free. Louboutin rarely gives away free shoes and they sure as heck are not going to give them to her. That $1200 would buy you some therapy. Today, Cindy Adams is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is headed to St. Tropez for a week of partying. Umm, is she going for free? I have to say that an airline ticket in the high season to St. Tropez costs about the same as a few weeks of therapy. This of course does not include hotel, food, and the million dollars she will spend on drinking and other partying necessities. Someone is probably paying her way in return from some special favors. I just want her to have to go in front of a judge and say who and what the favors are.