Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Meg Ryan is looking really skinny considering all the clothes she is wearing.
Nicole Kidman filming her new movie with Colin Firth in Scotland.
Olivia Wilde as you have never seen her before.
About four too many Hiltons.
Reese Witherspoon checks on her new house construction.
Scarlett Johansson got her star on the Walk Of Fame.
Sarah Michelle Gellar showing off her baby bump.
Speaking of bumps, Tori Spelling really showed off hers.

Cee Lo Green Had A Temper Problem

Cee Lo Green still has a temper, but unlike in 2001, when he got arrested for domestic violence, now he confines himself to throwing diva tantrums when his tea is not the perfect temperature or someone forgets to de-shed the cat. Star found out that Cee Lo had a criminal record that goes back to 2001. That year, Cee Lo and his wife got into an argument and Cee Lo decided to settle matters by smashing out all the windows of the family car. The police were called and Cee Lo was arrested and spent some time in jail. After he was released he failed to show up for his court hearing and was jailed again. This was a long time ago and I'm willing to cut him a break since he didn't actually hit anyone, just the car. Make sure you take his food and drink order correctly though or he will have you fired.

Courtney Love Blows Through $50M In 5 Years

It seems that Courtney Love should probably stop spending money on ridiculous things before she ends up losing everything she has related to Kurt Cobain. According to The Fix, Courtney lost control of Kurt Cobain's image and likeness back in 2010 when Courtney was forced to get a loan from Frances Bean's trust fund. Until Courtney pays back the loan, she has no power over the image and likeness of Kurt. I don't know why she needed a $2.5M loan just five years after receiving a $50M payment. That's right, Courtney spent $1M a month every month for five years. On what? She has a horrible wardrobe. Her drugs don't cost that much I hope. She spent it on trying to be flashy and cool and traveling the world in an attempt to be something she never will be. Cool.

Today's Blind Items - The Sex Show

This television show was not actually called The Sex Show, but it might as well have been. It seemed like the entire cast was having sex with each other at some point or the other. The show was a very big hit and spawned the careers of several actors and was also the place where some of the careers never get better. One of the actors who has gone on to bigger and better things is probably a nice solid B list actor. When he first arrived to the show he was a virgin. A 20 something year old virgin who quickly changed that with this much older foreign born actress. In fact, things were so hot and heavy between the actress and actor for a time there that she almost broke up with her boyfriend.

There was another actress on the show who has permanently kind of stalled her career. She thought she was the big thing but on the set everyone laughed at her and secretly loved the fact that her boyfriend at the time was having sex with just about all the actresses on the show. He would come to visit his girlfriend on the set and while she was shooting he would be in the trailer of some other actress and having sex. He would also use his girlfriend's trailer. He got caught by her all the time cheating but she never would leave him.

One of the lesser known actresses on the show was married at the time she was on the show. It is rumored that she got divorced because of things that happened on the show and that a child may or may not belong to the person she was married to at the time.

Another actress on the show who was supposed to hit the big time but has never quite got there was mocked by everyone on the show because she would always tell her co-stars she was waiting to get married to have sex with her boyfriend. She was not a virgin as one of the producers can attest to, but she tried to keep that fling a secret. Her boyfriend at the time was keeping a whole lot of things secret.

Your Turn

So, with the story about a woman being arrested and charged with child endangerment after taking her five year old daughter to get tanned, I'm wondering what is the right age to allow your child to tan or to get pierced or tattooed or anything else that is generally not done until the child is older.

Lady GaGa Calls It Quits With Taylor Kinney

Lady GaGa has made official what I told you about a month ago. She and Taylor Kinney have split. She says it is so she can focus on her tour. I say it is because she got back with her ex-boyfriend because she could control him better and he didn't have four roommates. I don't think her ex-boyfriend even worked. Yeah, a bartender, but that is such a vague job title. If you worked in a bar once for a month you could call yourself a bartender. Everyone who has ever appeared on any reality show was a bartender or waiter or waitress. It is a job that makes you sound like you are working and not just an out of work actor.

That is not to say there are not some bartenders out there who actually do bartend for a living. They should be given a different title because they should not be forced to have to lump themselves with the people who just use it in order to not have to say they are unemployed or are such a lousy actor they can't ever get hired for anything.

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which actress/TV personality is trying to raise the baby of her aging father? The 40-some­thing funnylady has children of her own, but she doesn’t think her dad’s baby mama can care for her 2-year-old half-brother as well as she can.

The World Will End June 30th

Obviously Jose Luis De Jesus has not been in the end of the world prediction game long enough. See, when you say the world is going to end you need to give yourself about 20-25 years to build up a following so you can have massive numbers of people, because when the world does not end then they are all going to leave in droves. Actually, your best bet when it comes to end of the world predictions is to make it for when you are about 95 so you can live a nice long life or already have died.

Jesus has a bunch of followers in Miami. They even have billboards all with the number 666 on it. They also have tattoos of 666 on their bodies. Apprently as long as you have this tattoo on your body you will be able to survive when the world ends on June 30th. So, the world will be filled with followers in this cult and Charles Manson and some other people who have served behind bars or really thought Ozzy Osbourne was the s**t back in the day.