Susan Sarandon Gets Stoned For Awards Shows- Except Oscars

Making sure she does nothing to endanger any future chances to win an Academy Award, Susan Sarandon was quick to point out in a recent interview that although she gets crazy wasted and high for all awards shows she doesn't for the Oscars. While on watch What Happens Live the actress says she has been stoned at almost all the awards shows she has ever been to. I have a tough time believing that she got ripped for all awards shows but drew the line at the Academy Awards. If there is one you want to be wasted for it is that one. Think about the others. They all have food and booze readily available and are shorter in length and are just one big party while at the Academy Awards you are forced to sit there like you are in church lest you offend anyone who might vote for you or not vote for you in the future and the thing drags on forever. If you think the commercial breaks are long at home, think about sitting in those evening dresses with eight layers of Spanx on and tell me you don't want to be wasted for that.

Khloe Kardashian Filing For Divorce- Bruce Jenner On His Way To Becoming A Woman

Most families in the celebrity world would be content with the filing of a divorce to be enough for them publicity wise. You get the attention and the followup stories. Each side is heard from which adds to the general publicity and if the divorce is high profile enough it can last a few days. Well, Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce and all the Kardashian cameras will be there to record it for the season finale of the upcoming season. This has been such an exercise in crap that they have dragged out way beyond when it was reality just to make sure they could milk the process for another season of shows.

Meanwhile, Bruce Jenner is having his Adam's Apple shaved down but not because he wants to be a woman. He is also growing his hair out and wearing it in a pony tail and had all his body hair removed for the same reason. Yeah,no one knows what that reason is either but I can give a real big guess. The guy wants to be a woman. I just want you to guess what you think his new female name will be. I'm pretty sure he is going to go with a K and pretty sure he is going to need his own reality show. The things Kris has people do to keep the family famous.

Random Photos Part Five

Abigail Breslin takes some time off from posing naked for Tyler Shields to pose on the red carpet for her new movie.

Also there was my favorite Scientologist, Juliette Lewis.

In London, the entire cast of the original Anchorman got together.

Daniel Craig showed off his long locks and tight sweater in NYC.

Evangeline Lilly and Orlando Bloom keep doing that Hobbit thing.

This time Brooke Shields and

Patrick Wilson showed up.

Oh, and Lesley Nicol from Downton Abbey.

Long time no see in the photos without Kelly Rutherford hanging on for dear life is Matthew Settle.

Mark Wahlberg and his neck brace from a "sleeping" accident.

Random Photos Part Four

Anne Hathaway flew to Dallas to do her husband a solid. I know he picks out all her clothes so maybe he would like a do over with this one.

Also in Dallas was Lily Collins.

Hilary Duff is all smiles with her son.

Alicia Keys continues her world tour and looking good.

Katie Holmes takes Suri to school.

Kendra Wilkinson ignores the stay off the grass signs. Walks over it and then tries to smoke it. No, she is pregnant.

Lisa Kudrow and her sister Ursula. OK, but wouldn't it be cool if her sister's name was Ursula.

Leslie Mann working it in London.

Molly Sims shows off her holiday baking skills with her son.

Random Photos Part Three- Breakfast With Oprah And The Kardashians

The Hollywood Reporter had some breakfast yesterday for women in entertainment that was really just an excuse to for all the Kardashians to get their photo taken with Oprah.

Demi Lovato and Oprah

Kim Kardashian

Alyson Hannigan and her husband.

Nikki Reed

Angie Harmon

Maria Bello

Naya Rivera

Judy Greer

A very different looking Mandy Moore.

Random Photos Part Two

Liev Schreiber is filming a new movie and I am digging the haircut. Naomi watts was visiting him on the set.

Olivia Wilde at some even no one will remember or care about tomorrow.

Penelope Cruz out with her babies and Javier Bardem. No Monica though so who really cares.

Peter Facinelli and Jaimie Alexander are in Mexico. Not in Cabo. He likes to avoid that part of Mexico. A little incident back in the day.

Rooney Mara helps move a television one day and then goes full evening gown goth the next.

Taylor Swift wants you to know she has fun and only has fun people around her at all times who think Taylor is the most fun person ever and they just want to be fun like her and are willing to show her how fun they can be so she will want to have fun with them.

Uma Thurman gives her look while her

daughter (r) and Anna Wintour's daughter sit at the kid's table.

Zac Posen and Dita Von Teese were there. Neither sat at the kids table but Dita did show everyone how to skin an animal and wear it.

Random Photos Part One- With Reader Photos

Five parts today.

Sandra Bullock is back to normal and back on her daily school runs.

Sharon Stone is an explosion of primary colors.

Even wrapped up and with a big baby bump, Thandie Newton looks amazing.

Speaking of good looking, Tom Hardy looks great here.

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Blind Item #10

This organization says they have a quota of "ethnic nominees" they allow. When that number is reached no more are allowed. In case there are additional "ethnic nominees" the board votes to determine which would move on to the next stage in balloting for this award.