DON'T SHOOTTHE MESSENGER
Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? "he was fat, completely hairless and doesn't really like being touched," says the young gentleman.
Jeremy Piven just doesn't know how to go out and eat anymore does he? Are you starting to get an indication of what kind of jackass he is?
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Labels: Jeremy Piven , NY Daily News Blind Item
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17 comments:
Elton John!!! He's kinda fat...probably hairless...and wasn't he just in NYC for his birthday??? Hmm...
Robbie Williams?
Elton John is very hairy and Robbie Williams is not fat.
Elton totally...fat and could shave..Robbie not fat and pretty hairy onthe chest etc.
Sooooo Elton.
Jack Nicholason?
sounds like Michael Jackson to me
Is EL confirming that Piven is the jackass that he saw at the restaurant back in the day?
By "back in the day" I mean January 8th...
This from Zombie G. Zomborgo over at Gawker's comments section:
"Picturing a willowy young gay man having sex with a fat Elton John without touching him is creeping me out.
"I have this image of him standing behind a gourd-like Elton, hips pushing forward and back rythmically, with his arms held daintily at his side. Like a toad squatting next to a cattail waving in the breeze."
12:05 he liked it so much he posted the same on Defamer too. I think the "jackass" story was a rework and embellishment of the old (3-4yrs ago)Ed Norton valet rumor.
Elton John likes his young men, young, and isn't bothered if they're legal.....
usher -he's gained some weight recently, and hairless might just refer to below the belt.
Ent, given that this is practically a jackass reveal, would you mind giving us an "anatomy of a blind vice" for this particular jackass blind? I am still trying to figure out what all that mumbo jumbo with the "adjectives" was about.
5:03 I didn't get it either, it doesn't fit if this was true. LMAO tho when I found the Ed Norton valet tale from 1:02 guess.
Elton John was in NYC for his birthday.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/27/2007-03-27_for_piven_another_dine_mess.html
I love the "jackass" reveal! Wonderfully done. Keep it up Ent!
definitely Elton John (he was in NYC last week "celebrating" his birthday)... I have a freind who a massage therapist who once gave him a massage and he was told by Elton's assistant to be careful not to go above his shoulders because Elton didn't like being touched.
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