Thursday, May 23, 2013

Blind Item #3

This B- list mostly movie actress went to rehab three times in her teens and no one knew even though she was working full-time. No wonder she had to go to rehab with a dad like that. She has been sober for two years now.

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The Real Dragon said...

@gayeld. Oh Get me some tartar too. I love eating it with my fries. Dont judge me!

Anonymous said...

You guys are priceless. I love the OT comments, and I love hearing about everyone's lives. Kelly, hang in there, sending you positive thoughts!!
I had an english muffin with honey, butter and peanut butter this morning, and I'm drinking un sweetened ice tea. Thinking about a job interview I'm excited about.Not sure what I'll do for lunch.... I like the idea of the Enty cocktail, a bloody mary with bacon you say? Yum!

Primadiva said...

I haven't commented in awhile but this thread just made my day, piss off mug hedging or whatever your name is

The Real Dragon said...

@Lotta What Never Why?

we are bond by Denning's boobies.

auntliddy said...

Over eating pizza as i type!

Primadiva said...

I just tried to do mlghsnsjdnsn and that's what autocorrect gave me, not sure what mug hedging is...

Rosie riveter said...

MMM yumm you all are making me hungry, I havnt been able to eat much for 3 days, due to a personal saga of getting super drunk and screaming for stevie nicks to "COME TO MAMA!!!" 3nights ago at the best concert ever. Epic. I also had a personal saga of losing my voice via the same experience, and also a bag of weed. If anyone finds it plz let me know. Oh, Im pretty sure my integrity is with it all. m k thnx
ps welcome to the new reader

Count Jerkula said...

@Curly: Hi!

@Gayeld: Aren't ponies the craziest damn animals? My neighbor had one that got loose one time. Once we cornered and got a hold of it, we had to have one rope on the halter for steering and one around its throat for brakes.

Chaos said...

This. This has been my favorite thread in days/weeks. Thanks for the laughs....I needed laughs along with the normal CDAN distraction this week. I had surgery a week ago and am still recovering. Some days are better than others (of course). I also feel rather inferior for having popcorn for lunch. I think I need to be more creative for dinner.

Err said...

I normally only skim the comments (or just read VIPs guess!) but I read this entire thread. A few comments:
1) I don't like bananas. I wish I did but they are gross. Kiwi is a good source of potassium too.
2) I ate the lunch I brought in to work today for breakfast so I went out and grabbed a burger. It was so-so.
3) I don't like the Quorn brand at all. Teh Kroger brand of the meatless burgers are awesome, if you get Kroger. Simple Truth is the name on it. I'm not a vegetarian, I just eat that way sometimes.
4) I love tofu. Especially fried.
5) We use the 3D whitening toothpaste. My teeth don't seem much whiter but I do smoke and drink a decent amount of coffee and red wine and they aren't brown.
6) I have no idea who Emma Roberts is.
7) I didn't know you could buy Arnold Palmer in a can. Lemonade gives me heartburn.
8) I'm crampy today.
9) Breakfast for dinner sounds like the best idea I've heard today.
10) Congrats to the preggers, new jobbers, and good vibes sent to the biopsy results waiter.

I think I covered most of it.

Oh wait. Shit damn ass.

Karrots said...

@Nap

I plan on returning any unwelcomed belly rubs. Should put a quick stop to them.

Sugar said...

Hey, RCB! Where yo picture at?

hothotheat said...

@mlgmay99. Are you serious?

@ everyone else... Now ahm hungry, thanks a lot, lol.

I think maybe mlgmay99 is either 80 years old and just ventured from her religion.com website or s/he's new to the Internets.

Damn, mpg,way to say "hello".

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DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Gayeld - I totally had the urge to this morning but refrained. :/

Sugar said...
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Pip said...

Vodka is a clear liquid!

Sugar said...

Good job, err! I feel like I know you now!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Anna - omg, an English Muffin w honey and peanut butter & black coffee on the side is my all time favorite breakfast! Ps - Break a leg on the interview!

Karrots said...

Great, now I really want a cheese ball, turkey sammy, tofu and sushi, brownies for dessert and an Arnie Palmer to wash it all down. This thread is out of control!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Ps - Arnold Palmers are DISGUSTING. WTH is wrong with you guys?!? :p.

libby said...

LOVE YOU GUYS...Can't believe I missed this convo!

thankfully, MY fancy internet box gets more than this site, so I 'surf' around if the convos are dull. Sorry, I sound like I'm bragging there.


libby said...

And sweet tea is like CRACK!!! Cannot stop.


There's a chipmunk on my porch.


I can't stop eating spumoni lately.

Gayeld said...

@ethorne. Oh God, I'm laughing so hard I may pee my pants. A guy at my work asked that about some salsa a co-worker brought in (he meant to say homemade) and we didn't let him live it down for years. Chela and I still refer to the time he called her a "ho." Nothing funnier than watching him try to dig himself out that hole.

As for how the tofu is made, it's an organic grocery co-op, I just pray they've bathed in the last week and buy the prepackaged stuff.

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a non a miss said...

I don't like bananas.

Primadiva said...

I LOVE bananas, but NEVER, eat more than 3 in one day....I learned the hard way when I was 12.

Karrots said...

@Prima

I am curious now, what happened when you were 12?

The Real Dragon said...

@lotta What? Why Boo

You know we are bonded with Denning's Boobie

Primadiva said...

@karrots, I ate 3 bananas and could sit, couldn't shit, and had the worst abdominal pain in my life...basically it makes you constipated in a way you never thought possible.

Primadiva said...

Couldn't sit***

PugsterMom said...

Yeppers. That's the one.

Fish said...

Love bananas, avocados, and spinach. Sometimes even together.
So many wonderful comments - thanks to all for sharing. Great fun goddamn it!!!

I'm just having some tomato soup with parm. cheese and toast. Last night I make a Mexican shrimp salad - spicy and delish! Never had tartar with french fries, but did go through a hollandaise with fries period when I worked at an English pub. Love tea, coffee, and juice.

PugsterMom said...

I love pad Thai!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE FILET OF FISH!

LottaColada said...

Yay! Kat Dennings boobs 4EVA!!!!

a non a miss said...

Pad Thai for the win.

Gayeld said...

How do you know most people feel this way if they don't post about it?

libby said...

Gayeld---We are somehow supposed to have ESP for everything potentially felt by the billions who may come here, duh. And gauge our comments to offend not a one of them. Easy!

smh....People forget they are responsible for their own feelings.

Labybug42 said...

They do..as well as these awesome smiley face fries!

Labybug42 said...

All this food talk made me think of this great dish. It's a perogy bake. Cool the perogies part way put in Italian sausage, bacon bits, whatever other meat. Green onions tomatoes and cheese on top. Bale for like 30 mins then top with salsa and sour cream! Mommy now I want for dinner.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I dreamed Krysten Ritter sat in my lap and made out with me two nights ago.

Like awesome, right?

Gayeld said...

@Ethorne. *pout* My original reply has gone astray. But I'll be happy to ask the Count to find a ho to make it for you. *g*

Mango said...

@ Gayeld - Try MorningStar Farms Grillers Prime - Those are really meaty tasting burgers. So much that my vegetarian friend Peggy won't eat them because they taste too much like meat to her.

@ Libby - do you drink McDonald's $1 Iced tea? I can't drink stuff with sugar (gives me major headaches) but I'll bet it's really gooood.

@ ethorne - Check your email

@ Jason Blue Eyes - I *hated* Krysten Ritter on Breaking Bad, but only after she went off the wagon. She was bad for Jesse!!

PugsterMom said...
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Anonymous said...

congrats ladies, Hope you have healthy pregnancies
HMmm steak!!!

and bitch please, its a gossip blog
if you dont want offense comments take your ass to a puppy loving blog

skimpymist said...

Booooo I missed this thread. Darn work. on another note I'm going on a 2 day cleanse this weekend. Woot woot

MalibuBarbie said...

Arnold Palmers...delicious! Another of my favorite Summer drinks is Pimms Cup - but, it's got to be made with a nice slice of cucumber - and ginger ale. Oh, and I like frozen red grapes as a snack in the evening - kind of like eating grape sorbet...terrific! Oh, and I'm not really into cilantro - tastes like Handy Wipes. Although a tiny bit of it in Indian or Mexican food can be nice...

Jeri said...

I don't have the patience to sort through comments for those that have anything to do with the blind. Thanks for that. You all are so cute.

Not my first time commenting but I don't engage in tha chatting.

Just my preference.

WareCat said...

Why so serious Migmay99?

WareCat said...

Damn it VIP!!! God damn yo! This thread's of da hook!

astrogirl said...

Good morning, I wanted to stay in bed play internets for awhile but you've made me so hungry I have to go stuff my face.

Stacey Charter said...

having a ball reading thses - sending you healthy thoughts @Kelly - think positive. i like turkey. but it doesn't like me. I am allergic to turkey/ What the Fuck?? you say?? yep allergic. Epi pen and all... Can't even be around it cooking - sucks ass big time. my poor family has chicken for thanksgiving and i get the side eye from some of my relatives who would rather have turkey. I don't blame them. oh and duck too - can't eat that. but chicken i can eat. Thank you Jeebus.

Unknown said...

Damned anal warts......

Unknown said...

Damned anal warts......

Gabi said...

And this is why Cdan is my happy place.

Gabi said...

Friday here, gorgeous late autumn day, going out for lunch with a girlfriend. Buttery Chardonnay definitely in order.

Err, Sugar we would be bad if we got together ;)

MadLyb said...

Well, somebody opened Pandora's box right off the bat today.

audrey said...

Very Entertaining and informative thread.

Chrissy Buns said...

Sometimes I REALLY wish there was a 'like' button like facebook has...I would have pushed it several times on this thread. Keep the snark alive!!! hehehehe...

PJJ said...

@f281561 prepare it like meat, season it up and pan fry. It's the best thing I experienced during my vegetarian years

PJJ said...

She was on that Unfabulous show and a handful of movies at the time, no? She was never papped either, if I remember correctly

Popnursing said...

It's like the regulars have become the trolls and now we are full circle here at CDAN. I miss Ida Blankenship. I bet she would've had something to say about all of this.

it took forever said...

What immature assholey behaviour, this type of bullying reminds me of a clique back in high school. Wouldnt be surprised if the screen of anonymity was removed and i find some of those bitches from high school behind some of these comments. So someone made a comment you didnt like, thus the bully enforcers come out in a troll session, GROW THE FUCK UP. ONE FOOL REALLY MAKES MANY. and yes I TOO HATE THE SHITFEST OF PERSONAL COMMENTS, FIND A PARK AND HAVE A CDAN GET TOGTHER

PugsterMom said...

Yeppers. That's the one.

Sugar said...

Sorry guys! All in good fun, no harm meant. I do feel bad for poor Mlgmay99 for triggering such a firestorm but that comment came out of the blue and it was impossible not to go with it. I find that the posts have been super boring ever since The Great Friday Freakout of May 2013!
Xoxo to all! Have a great night!

Count Jerkula said...

@it took forever: If you don't see that account and comment being an obvious troll, then you are clueless or trying to deflect.

About the off topic chatter: Obviously whoever runs this site is fine with it, or else they would moderate the comments, which they have demonstrated the ability to do. I fully support your right to complain about it, but the whining is falling on deaf ears.

cricket said...

Are there more calories in a bag of dicks than there are in a bowl of dicks? You guys are making me hungry. But not for dicks. More like bacon and eggs with cheese on a muffin.

it took forever said...

@Count , yes i know its deaf ears but still i luv to vent about it every now and then.

Count Jerkula said...

@It Took Forever: Fair enough. Carry on.

For all we know that Troll was an Enty trying to pop the clicks. Is May sweeps month for the internet, like it is for TV?

Gayeld said...

@Count. Damn straight, they are. Everyone's fooled by their size and their fuzzy. Mine was mean and ornery. We traded my sisters for a pig. At least that we could eat.

Gayeld said...

@Dixie. Never had one, but I was thinking the same thing.

Gayeld said...

@nudibell. I don't know, puppies poop. Someone might mention that.

Gayeld said...

@Stacey. That seriously sucks. I can't eat duck eggs, but that's hardly a bother, except at potlucks sometimes.

Gayeld said...

@Allison. That's what you get for hanging out with Lindsay and Brooke.

Count Jerkula said...

@Gayeld: I don't know. I hear pony aint to bad, you just gotta marinate the hell out of it :)

NaughtyNurse said...

What's up with Emma Roberts' dad? Anyone? If the rating/description was a little different, I would guess Jessica Simpson.

Jacq said...

It's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter JELLEH!

csproat said...

Traaaaazodone...and Zaaaaanaflex...

Weee...

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