Thursday, May 23, 2013

Blind Item #3

This B- list mostly movie actress went to rehab three times in her teens and no one knew even though she was working full-time. No wonder she had to go to rehab with a dad like that. She has been sober for two years now.

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VIPblonde said...

Emma Roberts

Silly Girl said...

Spot on, VIP!

Mlgmay99 said...

I would like to read comments pertaining to the blind - not chit chat about personal sagas. And I can do without some of the offensive word choices. Just saying......

Gayeld said...

@Mlgmay99. Thank you for your opinion on this matter. I'll give deep consideration to the comments of someone who just created their account today and used their "first" comment to complain about the people who have been contributing to this blog for months, in not years.

Gayeld said...

On a completely NOT personal saga, my Boss is out of the office today and I may or may not be cranky because I have to go unprepared to a meeting in her place.

StewMcG said...

Huh? What did I miss?

WareCat said...

I always thought Eric Roberts was hot!

Sugar said...

Mlgmay99- Don't you want to hear about my dreams or what I ate for dinner last night or my weekend plans?
I truly enjoy off topic convos. Makes it more interesting to me and if I get bored with it, guess what I do. Scroll right past.
I think the inside jokes are funny and love it when people get inappropriate. I don't get mad or jealous if I'm not in on something. I'd get super bored if we all kept it directly on topic. That is what keeps me coming back.

SusanB said...

Gee, now I wish I had a personal saga to whine about today! If you don't like these comments, then start your own blog. Enty seems pretty happy with the comments (for the most part) and it's HIS blog.

LottaColada said...

@Stew- exactly.

LottaColada said...

Sugar- tell me the dinner menu!

MrsAmiss said...

Whoever this is about good for her. She managed to go to rehab and want it to work without using it for extra fame. I don't care who it is as if she wanted public it would be. But I vote Emma Roberts.

Alice Tate said...

Yeah, VIP's "Emma Roberts" comment was way off topic. I'm glad you said something.

MrsAmiss said...

I had steak last night because my doctor said I need to eat more red meat. I don't like meat right now because I'm pregnant and I might be carrying a vegetarian. That hasn't stopped me from gaining 30 pounds, what else....lol don't want to piss off ms or mr grouchy pants migmay

StewMcG said...

Well, if we're going OT, can I complain about work? Today is the employee "end of winter concert season" (I work for a major US orchestra) luncheon. So, instead of grabbing lunch and hanging out on CDaN, I'm being forced to be social and eat lunch outside of my office. :\ lol

Anonymous said...

Lotta, right now I'm having a black coffee and just finished a granola bar. Trying to decide between doing actual work or reading the previous posts. Something tells me if I'm not taking the work I actually get paid for seriously my blind guesses won't be thought out and concise enough for Mwhatever99

Sugar said...

Goat cheese souffle, herb salad and broiled mussles. Nomnomnom
I'm going to the Treasure Island flea market on Saturday.

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Karrots said...

@f281561

I am also pregnant and was thrilled when the doc ordered me to eat more steak! Pass the filet please..

How far along are you?

FSP said...

I like nachos.

Anonymous said...

Yum Sugar! I love F**king Mussles! They are the s**t!

LottaColada said...

Is lunchtime here and I just ordered my turkey sandwich. Waiting for them to finish it up. Debating what to drink- Iced tea or water?

Karrots said...

@Lotta

Seems like an ice tea kind of a day.

Amber said...

@Gayeld - STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF.

On a related note, Emma Roberts chews my bunions.

Anonymous said...

@FSP I can tell, might be time to lay off the cheese....

Sugar said...

I can't let my misspelling stand. * mussels!

Bacon Ranch said...

Listen people..
Gossip is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Get it straight.

Was Emma working steadily in her teens? Enough for 3 different rehabs and 2 years sober? Something about the timeline seems off and may I reiterate, I TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

I don't follow the tween world, so who knows? SERIOUS PEOPLE. That's who know.

LottaColada said...

@Karrots- what about Arnold Palmer? Mmmm.

Mango said...

@ Lotta - Iced tea. Do you like sweet tea? I like my tea with lots of lemon.

I haven't had breakfast yet. It's just 9am here. I'm thinking of having an egg and an English muffin.

PugsterMom said...

Ouch! Then don't read. I personally love everyone's personal stories. Humanizes everyone.

Amber said...

@Karrots & Lotta - with Ketel Citroen in it?

Boy, is my sciatica barking today!

PugsterMom said...

Well that just blows! ;)

Unknown said...

"And I can do without some of the offensive word choices..."

I will never understand people like this. Good luck finding a clean place on the internet these days. If you are so sensitive to vulgarity, then you might want to stick with religious sites and stay away from things like blind gossips sites where most of the subject matter is about sex and drugs, maybe? Just a suggestion.

a non a miss said...

I'm making bacon and eggs for lunch!

VIPblonde said...

I'm snacking on some grapes now. Might have another banana in a bit. Do you like bananas? I like bananas. All that potassium. Yum!

StewMcG said...

Thanks, Lotta! Now I want an Arnold Palmer but I don't have time to run to the deli down the street before I have to "be social" at work. Damn #firstworldproblems

Kels said...

LOL I love this.

Karrots said...

@Lotta & Amber

Got some canned Arnold Palmer in my fridge right now and a bottle of absolute citron, come on over!

Kelly Simmons said...


I'm waiting for the results of my biopsies and I'm trying not to think about it.

(Take that hater of OT, some of us need to vent now and then for good reason, life is hard!!)

Anonymous said...

I prefer my iced tea unsweet with lemon, oh and a straw.
Lotta I think I too will have a turkey sandwich today!

Back to the SERIOUS...Emma Roberts is 22, she worked 3-4 projects per year in 2009-2011. Her father is a known drug addict. She checks all my boxes! Nice work VIP!

StewMcG said...

VIP, did you read about the teacher who was fired for touching a student inappropriately with his banana (not a euphemism, sadly): http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/teacher-inappropriately-touched-girl-banana-article-1.1351455

PugsterMom said...

My husband and stepson left this morning for a jazz festival my stepson is playing. They'll be gone for 5 days. My daughter leaves on Saturday for 3 days. My bf/biz partner left for 3 days. That leaves me alone with the puppies. :) There will be no steak.

Oh yeah... Emma Roberts. Love VIP.

LottaColada said...

Can you tell your sciatica to get a massage?

VIPblonde said...

Oooh, Arnold Palmers! I love Arnold Palmers! Do you love Arnold Palmers? I heard a story once about how the Arnold Palmer became the Arnold Palmer. The late 1950s and early 1960s witnessed Arnold Palmer making professional golf his own personal showcase. Winning seven majors in six years, Mr. Palmer was well on his way to legendary status. As his popularity rose, so did his fan base, which became known as Arnie’s Army. Not only did people want to golf like Arnold Palmer, but they wished to model their life after their hero too. This included drinking the beverages Mr. Palmer ordered. One day during the late 1960s, after a long day of designing a course in the Palm Springs area, Arnold Palmer was ordering lunch and asked the waitress for a mixture of lemonade and iced tea. A woman sitting nearby overheard what he ordered and told the waitress, “I’ll have that Palmer drink.” Thus, the Palmer drink became known as an “Arnold Palmer,” and has spread throughout the golfing world and into mainstream America.

Karrots said...

Emma Roberts doesn't strike me as having been sober for two years, with all of the pictures of her at Coachella this year and last (not saying its impossible to be sober there, but would seem something someone in their early sobriety would avoid).

How about Thora Birch?

Mango said...

@ Bacon Ranch - I think Emma would be mortified to be considered a tween. I think she considers herself a playa.

MrsAmiss said...

I am 33 weeks, thanks for asking! And I don't like any meat suddenly. I can't stand chicken, steak etc. how far are you? Congrats on the baby!

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Mlgmay99, perhaps you have thoughts on Emma Watson's consistency and transparency you'd like to share with us?

Karrots said...

Did you know that when Arnold Palmer orders an Arnold Palmer he says "I'll have a Mr. Palmer please"

LottaColada said...

Iced tea it is! Love you guys ♡

MrsAmiss said...

Have you tried frozen red grapes? They are sooo good! I munch on those all the time.

Sugar said...

I'm considering making breakfast for dinner tonight. Waffles or eggs?

lc said...

Biscuits and gravy and a two shot Americano!

LottaColada said...

They're my fave VIP!

Karrots said...

15 weeks and waiting to pop. Big secret at work, only my boss knows. Waiting for someone to actually have the balls and ask if I am pregnant or just packing on pounds.

lc said...

@StewMcG do you play an instrument? I played the 'cello for years.

Bacon Ranch said...

Ahh thanks Katydid!
@Mango, I really don't know much about her but she looks to much like her aunt for me to ever like her.

Because I take shit like that SERIOUSLY.

Anonymous said...

Karrots, I think sober means something different in Hollywood. If you were a meth head or speed addict and now only do coke that's considered recovered. Or if coke was your vice now you just drink and smoke pot- "recovered"

At least that's the impression I get.

I too thought Thora Birch especially because of the Dad comment but she's in her 30's now I think it's someone younger.

Congrats on the baby!

Unknown said...

I made some banana bread last night! Lol! ;-)

Karrots said...

@ Sugar

I vote waffles with eggs and syrup on top!

Kelly Simmons said...

Always wondered about Arnold Palmers.

I had a Bloody Mary with Bacon this weekend -- I think we should call it THE ENTY.

Unknown said...

@Sugar - I made waffles, eggs and turkey bacon for dinner 2 nights ago! ;-)

Sugar said...

Excellent research, VIP! A+!!

RobotBabs said...

Thank you all so much for the laughs! First time poster, long time lurker of course...

FSP said...

@katy- I needs my cheese.

Redd said...

Guys, I did not sleep well last night, I had to turn on Game of Thrones and watch some hot naked ass, male and female. Oh, and I am having yogurt for lunch today, then some trail mix, yum.

SusanB said...

I never heard that story about Arnold Palmer. My dad absolutely worshiped him. In the late 60s I found a poster of 9 pictures of Palmer teeing off and gave it to my dad. He hung it on the wall in the den and kept it until he (my dad) died. One of the highlights of his life was being able to follow Palmer on a golf course during a tourney.

As for me, I had a bacon/egg/cheese on a lightly toasted sesame seed bagel for brunch from a local deli. I think they put heroin in it, it's so addictive. And a diet orange soda.

VIPblonde said...

@FSP I like nachos too. But it has to be vegan nachos. I like vegan queso. Have you ever had vegan queso? It's so yummy! You can put it in anything! It's made by Food For Lovers. You can usually find it at Whole Foods. Whipped cream is another food for lovers, but it has to be vegan if you want me to lick it off you

nevermindthat said...

Well it's raining in NY. I'm watching the birds take cover outside my office window. I used to always wonder where birds go during the storm, now I know they shield themselves under the tree leaves. But wait, what about winter, not all birds fly south. What do they do when there are no leaves on the tree to hide under? Poor birdies. Oh and don't get me started on the geese and ducks; do they like the rain, do they still swim down the Hudson River when there's a down pour. MImay99 do you have any info about this? I'm just wondering or should I commence with the gossip?

Anonymous said...

Hey -off topic- People, I think it's hilarious that the Jennifer Aniston pole dancing clip "PLEASE COME WATCH" has 1 comment. Doesn't bode well for the movie :)

LottaColada said...

I hate that it's so rainy today

StewMcG said...

@IC, I used to play clarinet & bass clarinet. Now I'm just an accountant. (Wow, this post makes me sound WAY geekier than I think I am.) My 4th grader wants to play cello next year.

a non a miss said...

If anyone is a tea fan, please look into Runa tea. It's amazing. Lots of energy, its like drinking cocaine but sweeter.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

Hey, what do you have against turkey sandwiches and iced tea? Did I forget to say with mustard and pickles? Don't delete this one!

@Kelly, hope the news is good!

MrsAmiss said...

I like the Thora Birch guess! Congrats on baby!

Sugar said...

Of course! Both! Thanks, karrots!

I had a dream last night that my husband and I were swingers and I got stuck with my friend I'd least like to swing with. What sort of dream is that?

Bacon Ranch said...

Yes karrots, congratulations!

@kelly I went to a brunch with friends this past wkd and they had a build your own bloody mary bar. I packed it with bacon and lots of other things. I packed it too well :/ I needed a fork to eat enough to get to the alcohol part.

It was good though and I stuck with that. So I really did drink my lunch.
With a fork.

mikey said...

Sugar, I would like French toast. I'll bring the maple syrup.

Getting off topic is what we do.

Kelly, wishing you the best!

Mango said...

I made an egg over-easy with a slice of melted cheese on top and an English muffin. I thought about scrambling the egg but over-easy is my favorite.

Mitchellaneous said...

I just started a new job yesterday. I keep taking myself out to lunch to celebrate. Today is pad Thai with tofu. Amazing.

Kelly Simmons said...

thanks :-) This thread is cheering me right up

FSP said...

@VIP- I heart you.

Amber said...

@VIP - I'm going to look for vegan queso today! Is it WF/GF?

lc said...

Yay! I started with violin in 3rd grade then moved on to 'cello cuz it was more mello.
And number crunching is cool.

Gayeld said...

Meeting over!

@Sugar. You've convinced me. Breakfast for dinner tonight. Waffles and scrambled eggs. I wonder if we have any bacon (in Enty's honor, of course.)

Mango said...

I wonder how they make vegan queso....

Gayeld said...

@F281561. Tofu? Not meat but full of protein, right?

Unknown said...

I'm an old broad, and a Christian broad, and I hate when muthaf*ckin whiners come to a gossip site and bitch about the language. If you're old enough to want to read about the lurid details of total strangers' lives, you're old enough to handle seeing the word pussy. Carry you sanctimonious ass over to Sister Mary BossyBoots page if you don't like it here.

I saw Arnold Palmer in a cafe once and the sumbitch wasn't even drinking an Arnold Palmer.

Its just U said...

Fresh haddock fillets, in chilli and garlic flakes, with green beans for dinner.
I like green beans.
I did a big shop today.
I am tired.
I like dogs.
Squirrel!!!

LottaColada said...

OFF off topic- I forgot to buy toothpaste. Now I have to go back. What kind do y'all use?

Anonymous said...

sending good vibes your way Kelly....I went through a similar thing about two weeks ago, just stay positive :)

The Real Dragon said...

@Gayeld Hey, I come ya started a meeting w/o me. I want Double Cheeseburger.

Gayeld said...

@FSP. Mmm, with pickled jalapenos. Green onions, steak fajita, tomatoes, lots of cheese... Breakfast for dinner! Nachos for lunch!

The Real Dragon said...

I dont see this as emma roberts. I'l go with it

rll said...

I have an ulcer

Marieeee said...

If you're hinting at that being me, it's not :)

TotallyDistracted said...

I'm enjoying a freshly made spicy tuna roll. Yummmmmy. The biscuits and gravy with a couple of espressos sounds great though. Have to wait for brekkie tomorrow for that. No idea btw on who the BI is.

Sugar said...

I use bubblegum to brush my teeth.

Gayeld said...

@Amber. I'm so ashamed of myself that I'm going to go drown my sorrows in nacho cheese.

fordellcastle said...

I am off today making faux beef stroganoff for my Mom. I am vegetarian, and she becomes one when I am in the kitchen. I feel guilty when I use 'fake meat' and she tells everyone how good it is! PS How do I put an avatar on this site? Everyone else has great ones. I hate being a big blank. I have often been called a big blank, but the 'blank' stood for words that were profanity at its worst and had to be censored.

ethorne said...

Slagmay99-My personal thought is I wish you a fat bag of dicks to eat. Then we can chit-chat when you get that pussy out of your throat & stop being a cunt-bag. Just fuckin sayin...

Patty said...

I just finished eating some lemon cookies and they were effin delicious.

Gayeld said...

@VIP. Oh. My. God. I had a banana earlier. It's like we're twins.

Gayeld said...

@Kelly. Good luck! I'll cross anything that I think might bring luck.

VIPblonde said...

@Amber Here's the website, but it contains wheat :(

Erin B said...

@Mitchellaneous - congrats on the new job! I'm thinking of taking a similar step myself.

LottaColada said...

Well damn ethorne! Tell us how you really feel!

Gayeld said...

Are they going to the one in Sacramento? I'm going to do a massive grocery shopping and then hide in my house until it's over and the tourists go away!

Mama June said...

@Lotta-Crest all the way. Whichever kind has the lid that flips so the cat doesn't take the lid and bat it off the counter and all the way downstairs, which eventually makes the toothpaste dry. Mr. Slacker is *terrible* about putting the lid back on the toothpaste for some reason.

OT-we're having a dessert raffle at work (yes I'm employed) ;) and this lady bid $30.00 for a freakin' cheese ball! WTF?!?! The bid she beat-$7.00. *facepalm*

Sugar said...

Marieee you are ok in my book. You hate that hussy Emma all you want!

LottaColada said...

Hey dragon! :-)

Sugar said...

Good vibes to you, Kelly!

LottaColada said...

LMAO!

Amber said...

@VIP - dangit! Well, it says it's loaded with Vitamin B which means it's good for hangovers. Hooray for Alchie Palmers!

VIPblonde said...

@FSP I heart burritos. Nothing better than being stuffed by a nice big burrito. You know, like the ones at Chipotle. They're always so thick

Gayeld said...

Thora Birch is in her 30s?

KLM said...

You guys are killing me. I am having a colonoscopy tomorrow (yay for me) and I can't eat anything but clear liquids for 36 hours. I am really hungry!!!! Ugh!

LottaColada said...

I use crest too Curly!

What the heck is a cheese ball?!

ethorne said...

I like boobies. ;)

Gayeld said...

@Marieee. I think we all know you've succumb to the seductive lure of OT a time or two. ;-)

LottaColada said...

Me too! ( Y )

Bewbs!

The Real Dragon said...

@Lotta Colgate *shrugs*

Mama June said...

Lotta, a cheese ball is quite possibly one of the best things ever! Cream cheese base, then add whatever toppings you wish-roll together, let chill and eat the hell out of it! i think this one has pineapple in it and its covered with walnuts. she said she would share, but its been sitting out since about 7:45 am, so I'll pass. If anyone makes a good cheese ball, please share with Lotta! :)

The Real Dragon said...

@ethorne Dam Pussy out of ur throat before Might use it

Mango said...

@ ethorne - Actually a bag of dicks doesn't necessarily sound like a bad thing...

ethorne said...

Curly I use Crest, but I drop the lid down the sink twice a month.

You butches are making me hungry.

Gayeld said...

LMAO! I had a friend at work who I commiserated with a lot when I lost Reese, who wasn't able to get pregnant. About three years later, I caught a side view of her in the hallway and did a massive double take. However, given what a sensitive subject it was for both of us, I went and hunted down someone else we were both friends with and asked her if there was something I should be congratulate her on or not.

There was. Absolute miracle baby if there ever was one. They weren't trying, weren't even thinking about it anymore, and now they have this beautiful baby girl.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Mango, my gf & I did the same plus vegetarian sausage patties and smashed tater tots covered in onions, green peppers, mushrooms and cheese. Yum!

Mango said...

Trader Joe's Recipes

mikey said...

Thank you, Mango. I spit black cherry yogurt on my linen pants. Lunch time here and no Mexican food nearby. I should have ordered poutine.

ethorne said...

Dragon I don't even know what you said but I still <3 u boo!

Mango said...

@ Dixie - I made two turkey breakfast sausage links but I didn't like them. I'd rather just have the regular sausage with all the fat - AND FLAVOR. The turkey sausages just taste weird.

LottaColada said...

That sounds so good Curly, I will be looking out for that. $30 is absurd.

@Mango, +1!

Amber said...

@Dixie - Please describe what smashed tater tots are. Slowly.

Amber said...

I mean slowly because it's sexy. Not because I'm a weak reader.

Gayeld said...

@nevermind. Do you think the birds gossip when they're stuck under the bridge trying to avoid the rain?


That's on-topic, right?

ethorne said...

Mango, nothing puts a pep in your step like a bag o' peen. And it gets sticks out of asses.

VIPblonde said...

And for those times when a bag of dicks just won't cut it...you're welcome

ethorne said...

Lotta I don't even know you!!!!! "What's a cheese ball?". Whhhhhaaattt? TF?

Gayeld said...

@Devon. What's for lunch? ;-)

Mama June said...

Amber said:

I mean slowly because it's sexy. Not because I'm a weak reader.

+1 on that. Yes Dixie, we need to hear more about smashed tater tots.

Lotta-OMG! The lady that got the $30 cheese ball ALSO got the brownies I have been eyeing all day, for a cool $21.00. Thank God she shared those, but sweet betsy, $51 on a dessert raffle? No.

Gayeld said...

@Lotta. Crest. I'm a pruist.

LottaColada said...

Holy crap! I wouldn't even pay that much for pot brownies!

Gayeld said...

@KLM. Eek. Sorry. Would you rather discuss DIY projects? I'm going to build a sandbox over Memorial Day Weekend. Or cut off my hand in the attempt. It's pretty 50-50.

kelgela2 said...

Personal Sagas? I got one:
I went to class today.

MrsAmiss said...

How do you prepare tofu? I have only had it in miso soup when I used to get sushi...I miss sushi

LottaColada said...

Sorry ethorne but I guess I've been sheltered!

ethorne said...

VIP, now I'm going to call you Jimmy Jane.

Sugar said...

Eating bags of dicks makes me think of Louis CK. He has some funny shit to say about a bag of dicks.

ethorne said...

Lotta you have been denied sweet sweet cheese. In ball form.

Sarah said...

Did somebody say goat cheese soufflé? You're killing me, Smalls

b-fabulous said...

I completely agree with you Mlgmay99. It's like high school. Most people feel this way but don't post it.

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ethorne said...

LOL Sugar! Louis would love you thinking of him whilst snacking on dicks.

Kelly Simmons said...

should we switch to clear liquids for @KLM?

Order wonton soup, strain out the wontons and stuff, drink. YUM, best clear liquid available on planet.

All about Eve said...

OMG Mlgmay99! I'm so glad you asked!!! I'm going thru a herpes outbreak right now and it sucks! I have a strange rash on my backside, really bad athletes foot and my husband is cheating with my mom!!! What's you advice?

Gayeld said...

@WareCat. Better actor than his sister.

All about Eve said...

I just had leftover pork fried rice for lunch and it was yummy. Dinner will be turkey sausage

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Mango - what we used is called Gimme Lean by Lightlife (?? I think..) and it's soy "sausage". I honestly like it more than actual sausage. It comes in a log like shape that you can slice, just like the real thing, and is still super juicy. I'm not a vegetarian but my gf is so we use a lot of meat substitutes. The Boca crumbles (imitates ground beef) is super delicious too. We throw that in Hamburger Helper and it turns out just as good as the real thing IMO. Now vegetarian bacon is a totally different story. Complete fail.

Gayeld said...

@Dragon. McDonald's or Burger King?

Gayeld said...

@f281561. I think you can prepare it pretty much any way you want. I work across the street from an organic grocery store and they put it in everything. Stir-fry, baked, bar-be-qued.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Lol y'all. Tater. Tots. Semi. Baked. Taken. Out. Halfway. Thru. Smashed. Topped. Finish. Baking. Nom.

All about Eve said...

@VIP, boo you whore!

ethorne said...

Gayeld, the only thing that matters: Is it ho-made?!

LottaColada said...

@Dixie- Wouldn't that be kind of like hash browns?

All about Eve said...

Hope you get good news Kelly!

KLM said...

@kelly - thanks for the idea! And yes, please switch to clear liquids for me...

@Gayeld - please don't cut your hand off!

It's fine - all this talk of food is giving me ideas on what I am going to stuff my face with tomorrow evening. And wine. Lots of wine.

JoElla said...

I'm totally jumping to the end of the line, when I read that someone had bacon and bloody mary's.. GUESS WHAT!!!!

They have a bacon flavored vodka!! I can't get my hands on some, hoping my fave liquor store will restock!

Gossip related.. I thought Eric Roberts called all the kool kid joints and threatened bodily harm to anyone who served his daughter?

Personal stuff.. I am out of candy, and PMS is knocking on the door! #girlproblems

Gayeld said...

What subject?

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Lazy hashbrowns, yes. Way superior too. Bet.

Mango said...

@ Dixie - I was a vegetarian for years and a vegan for a year and I loved the Morningstar Farms stuff. I thought it was tastier than Boca. I've made chili with Morningstar or Boca crumbles and served it to people who thought they were eating meat. The Quorn line of foods is really good, too, but pricey.

The Real Dragon said...

@ethorne. LOl I meant I never heard "pussy out of your throat" before. I now plan to use it <3

The Real Dragon said...

@GAYELD. Mcdonalds.

The Real Dragon said...

@Lotta Hey Boo <3

a non a miss said...

Y'all wouldn't have like $145 I could borrow, I'll pay you back ya know in the future.

nancer said...

damn it!! i was going to post my personal saga, but i can't find pages 1021-1030!!

but i'll keep looking!

StewMcG said...

Damn, I go out for ONE freakin' hour and this thread explodes. Love it! Oh, and whoever posted the comment about smashed tater tots - THANK YOU! That sounds soooo good. Might have to try them this weekend.

Sugar said...

But can't you see that we're all having fun? Such curmudgeons!!! Join us...........

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Mango - I was a vegetarian for about 6 years back in the day (got pregnant w my daughter, HAD to have ribs..) and used to eat Morningstar more then. I don't know why but I prefer the Boca stuff now. Probably bc it's a bit cheaper. Never heard of the Quorn line, will have to check that out. Thanks!

LottaColada said...

I thought you were ignoring me :'(

Mama June said...

@Dixie, thanks. Those sound delicious.

@rejectedcarebear, I wish! Payday is tomorrow and I would like to be irresponsible and buy a one way ticket outta town. I need a vacation!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@Stew - You won't regret it. So. Good. Nomnomnom.

Count Jerkula said...

Whenever I scratch my balls, I sniff my fingers. Do you ladies do that when you scratch the snatch?

One time when I was a kid, I was up late watching a movie. The phone rang, so I woke my dad up to take the call. As he was standing in the dining room, wearing droopy fruities and an under shirt, I saw him scratch his ass, then pick his nose with the same hand. I pointed this out to him when the call was over and I got smacked.

At the next family gathering I said, "Hey, my dad got a call from _____ the other day," just to put the fear into him. His eyes got big as saucers and I could almost see steam coming from his ears. Then someone said, "What did ____ have to say?" and it distracted him.

Count Jerkula - trollin since 1982, the internet is just a new medium.

NapAssasin said...

This just made my day. And expanded my repertoire of phrasing. Thank you.

Welcome @migmay99.

Gayeld said...

@Dragon. You got it. I'll grab myself a Filet-O-Fish, 'cause I love me some tartar sauce.

Kelly Simmons said...

Wait, isn't white wine a clear liquid?

Ooops.

MinnieSaSa said...

Newsflash: No one cares

Gayeld said...

Anyone else eat the tater tots when they're still frozen sometimes?

Mama June said...

Hi @Jerkula!

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Gayeld said...

@KLM. I'm going to do my best not to (despite my mother's predictions.) I'll probably get Home Depot to make the actual cuts for me, then I'll get drill and screw it together. Hopefully by the end of this weekend I'll have a covered sandbox that the kids will actually close (the one we have now has a cover that snaps on.) Either they don't close it because it's hard to snap or they just don't use it, which defeats the purpose.

The Queen of DIY!

http://ana-white.com/

Every time I google DIYing something Ana White's in the top three results. I may have to start worshiping her.

Gayeld said...

BTW, does Go Girl count as a clear liquid?

Sugar said...

OMG that is a funny story, Count! And no I don't sniff after scratching, weirdo.

Anothergrayhare said...

You guys are hysterical. @ethorne, just too funny. And KLM, isn't wine a clear liquid? It is in my world. I'm finishing day three of the 3 day Military Diet to lose 10 pounds. I won't lose 10, maybe 7, but that's enough to get into the dress I have to get into for a wedding this weekend. Off to see if I have tater tots in the freezer. Do they even sell tater tots in Canada? Can't eat them until tomorrow, but gotta be prepared.

Gayeld said...

@Mango and Dixie. I'm no kind of vegetarian (just that whole working across the street from the organic grocery store thing,) but I am NOT a fan of Morningstar Farms. Depending on what I want it for, I prefer Boca (more like an actual hamburger) or Garden Burger (just yummy.)

SkittleKitty said...

Wow. Came to find out why this blind warranted 183 comments! Wish I could read through everything...maybe this evening.

I feel a little bad for Migmay (?), but he/she stirred the wrong pot here at CDAN. ;)

And, I found a fellow arts admin on CDAN--hello @StewMcG! (I am former/occasional pianist and now music org E.D.). :)

Gayeld said...

@Count. Not that I recall. But I do sometimes catch myself smelling my finger after I dig out some earwax.

My bio-dad's girlfriends son poked a hole in his waterbed and I got in trouble for jumping on the bed anyway. He didn't smack me though. He was too afraid of my mother to even think that. He's still afraid of my mother.

Gayeld said...

I had a pony when I was 8.

StewMcG said...

Hi @SkittleKitty!

Anyone else think we should set up a LinkedIn type network for all of us, so we can refer work/projects/job leads back and forth? At the very least, it would be cool to know what we all are supposed to be doing instead of hanging out on CDaN.

Oh, and @Anothergrayhare, why would you want tater tots when you're in the land of POUTINE?!? That stuff rocks!

a non a miss said...

Dreamboat..that's what you are stud.

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