Bill Clinton Has A Sure Thing In Gillian Anderson
While doing some press for X-Files, Gillian Anderson talked about how she had recently met Bill Clinton and how she was a little deflated that he hadn't asked her out on a date or left a message on her machine. This of course is the same woman who is pregnant with another man's baby and of course that Bill is married. I wanted to cough there, but didn't.
"We all, mostly women, lined up. And when he gets to you, he takes your hand and makes eye contact. After he leaves and he moves on to the next person, he looks back at you and seals the deal. When I got home, I expected to have a message from him, and I didn't."
Kind of sounds like some kind of brothel where everyone lines up and the guy looks you over and makes his decision. I do know one thing though. I bet Bill calls Gillian after he reads her quotes. You know, just to be friendly, and to share a laugh with her about Dan Quayle being on DWTS and to just make small talk about then the baby is due and when after that she would like to meet for a little dinner.
You know, maybe some fund raising, or discussing inflation, and how best to relieve the economy of all the pressure. He likes to be on top of the situation and hopes she is up to it more than once. He has some new policy initiatives he would like to show her and hopes she's receptive to a hard discussion about those initiatives.
"We all, mostly women, lined up. And when he gets to you, he takes your hand and makes eye contact. After he leaves and he moves on to the next person, he looks back at you and seals the deal. When I got home, I expected to have a message from him, and I didn't."
Kind of sounds like some kind of brothel where everyone lines up and the guy looks you over and makes his decision. I do know one thing though. I bet Bill calls Gillian after he reads her quotes. You know, just to be friendly, and to share a laugh with her about Dan Quayle being on DWTS and to just make small talk about then the baby is due and when after that she would like to meet for a little dinner.
You know, maybe some fund raising, or discussing inflation, and how best to relieve the economy of all the pressure. He likes to be on top of the situation and hopes she is up to it more than once. He has some new policy initiatives he would like to show her and hopes she's receptive to a hard discussion about those initiatives.
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You're kidding, right, Enty?? Because it sounde to me like she was joking. You know, sarcasm? (see: your posts). I saw her on Leno and thought she came off as funny and cool. And Joan Rivers hates her, which gives Jillian high marks in my book.
ew.
I don't care. I would love to meet the guy. Really.
Mng, why does Joan hate her?
Because she hasn't had ANY surgery?
Seriously, Enty. SHE WAS JOKING! Taking the piss out of Clinton and his slutty ways.
Sorry, Enty, that's a great story except - not true. She talked about it on Letterman, referring to the 90s and in context of some sparring she had going on with Dave. Link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CwgWidfm4k4
i think most of you need to look up sacrcasm as well....
Please let Miss Gillian know that Bill doesn't discriminate; an enthusiastically het male friend of mine met Clinton at the White House and said he simply worked the crowd and seduced everyone, one-by-one, including the men.
Some performers feel compelled to approach everyone they come in contact with that way (word is Frank Langella is a good example.) What's that line from Evita? "You must love me."
She is always a taco short of a combo plate and thinks she is 'special'!
They way she discribed it is correct. My friend went to a thing at the Dutch Consulate, and he was there. So everyone waits in line and he walks by to shake hands.
When he got to her, he grabbed her hand with both hands, like a handshake with the one hand, and the other hand cups the handshake. He makes very intense eye contact.
She said she felt a bit weak in the knees, and didn't expect that to happen, she's pretty level headed.
He's smooth.
Jamie's Girl, I like Gillian, but that comment was hilarious!
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