Tori Spelling Really Wants You To Buy Her Book
Tori is doing every thing she can to sell her new book. She spills something new from it almost every day and when she was writing it must have had a littler cheat sheet with check boxes that needed to be completed before the book was really a tell all.
Lets go over the things she has said this week.
1. She is too poor for a vasectomy for Dean. It is a lie but she wants you to think she is broke because it made you sympathetic to her once before and gave her a second chance at a career. Think back to her garage sale and whining about how she blew threw her millions.
2. She trashed a popular celebrity. She let the world know what she thinks of Katie Holmes. It is a name that will draw a lot of attention without really causing any damage to Tori because Tori is not going to be up for any parts that will see her on a set with Katie. Plus it also did show that at one point at least Tori considered them on an equal playing field when it comes to acting and implies that Katie is a horrible person while Tori is nothing but unicorns and sunshine.
3. Sex tape. No Hollywood story is complete without a good sex tape story. Tori is no different. Filling our mins with images of her actually naked and having sex with Dean Tori says the couple made a sex tape that was purely for their own pleasure. Well, it sure wasn't going to bring pleasure to any one else. I thought the idea of a sex tape was to stimulate and arouse. Not content to just check that box on her list Tori also went for the subcategory of tape was stolen and copied. She knows there probably isn't a tape out there so she made sure to say it was a friend who copied the sex tape and that Tori was rightfully horrified but because it was a friend no tape will actually ever surface to frighten the world at large.
