Thursday, October 31, 2013

Blind Item #4

This A list celebrity television chef is Mr. Hetero on the outside and loves to pretend he loves women but for the past few years he has been on the DL with this openly gay man who rarely leaves our chef's side.

43 comments:

The Fox said...

Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do

Nicotina said...

Gay Fairy, I mean Guy Fieri, scares me.

WareCat said...

Guy Ferry.
*birth name*

Numbskull said...

@Nicotina FTW

Lucas said...

The video of their bitchslap fight was sad.

VIPblonde said...

Guy is having a little spat with his hairdresser in the DM

Ghost of Songs Past said...

Love is a battlefield

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was
intercourse.

The Fox said...

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Ryan said...

Yup. Guy. His hairdresser had him at "Meat Tornado"

Regan MacNeil said...

I'll help him take a little off the top!

Anonymous said...

The first sin was intercourse without release. Bummer!

amused bush said...

Didn't Guy's publicist say, "just guys messing around."? I guess that is one way to put it!

Heather #1 said...

Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.

ConfirmationStation said...

What do you call a witch's garage?




A broom closet!!!!!!!

Himmmm said...

IF you want to know the origins of the JUSTIN and OLIVIA bestie-love? Read on.

Whoever spilled about the cockring? YOU RULE! Was that a blind or something I missed? That story is LEGEND in Hwood. Glad I'm not the only one laughing. That - and the joke about his SNL song "Dick In a Box"? Some ladies have said that a ring jewel box would be too big. Others said that unless that "box" had balls dangling in front of them, Justin would be uninterested. I digress.
Hey MNGDSS? I'm cheap AND easy. No lotto money needed!lol. I'm usually the guy asleep in his car at 2pm, hungover, with a strippers panties around my neck, still parked in front of the CAA office.
Hey MOMSTER? I don't drink, sorry. It interferes with my narcotics. But on Mondays when I'm jetlagged, post-Vegas, and avoiding all my worldly duties while watching my new film's box office intake TANK like a stock in 1929? (like today)? I blab anyway!
The "before a virgin" comment means that I knew Olivia BEFORE she became all high and mighty and prissy. Back when she was in the film ALPHA DOG in 2005-06. She was a total smelly pirate hooker. We thought we'd have to hire more actors since she'd fucked all the ones already in the cast.
And the crew.
And catering.
And the film permit office in Pacoima.
But now she's got Megan Fox's PR agent? She is now suddenly "virginal and noble". Kinda like Megan. BTW? If any guys want Olivia's cell number? Hit me up. You'll probably get lucky.
TRIVIA FACT:
Funny enough? That movie ALPHA DOG also starred...drumroll please...Justin Timberlake! Ta-daaa!!! We have a winner!
But hey - if ya like him? So be it. I guess a lot of women swoon for a one-trick dancing wigger with a buzzed-down jew-fro. He who started his career being *AHEM* "managed" by Lou Pearlman.
Go for it! (Just don't be disappointed if his idea of cuddling involves bedazzling your planner with My Lil Pony stars and wanting a prostate massage).

Seabee said...

ergo his homophobia...

Regan MacNeil said...

I like to watch my own movies. I just have to remember to touch myself with the right...er, make that left hand

Beetlejuice said...

I gotta card around here, somewhere. Here, here. Who do I have to kill? Here hold that for me, would ya?

Jack S said...

Why do mummies make excellent spies?


They're good at keeping things under wraps.

David CaruSO SPOOKY said...

If the answer to this blind is Curtis Stone,

*puts on sunglasses*

Hopefully his goodies are getting a good goblin.
(He's fine)



Laura said...

I had missed that Himmmm comment from the past. It has been enjoyable re-reading these!

Ghost of Songs Past said...

I agree Laura!
Oh crap, here comes the rain again.

Seven of Eleven said...

@VIP, I saw that Dlisted yesterday! Talk about a catfight!

I couldn't go back and look though, because the pic he used of Guy's face is scary. Halloween scary.

Ghost of Songs Past said...

I can see Guy getting into a slap fight. He probably doesn't know the difference between brass knuckles and a brass monkey.
Trick or treating is going to be a pain with this weather. No biggie, though. I love a rainy night.

Herrrr said...

Remember that cast party when she was on House? Hugh said she was known as an "on-set wife" and not just for the males. I don't remember if you were there when he said that, you might have been getting my vodka martini.

Patty said...

"dudes being dudes"

lc said...
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ConfirmationStation said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!

lc said...

A bridgerep for Guy tells TMZ, "A bunch of guys were messing around.  Things got a little out of hand, but they're all good now. It was just dudes being dudes." 

More like lovers having a spat!

WareCat said...

"girls being girls".

skimpymist said...

Himmmm give me olivia's number. I would love to have a chat with her.

NomNom83 said...

Well, it's supposed to be Guy. But I'm not sure I buy it. Good way to hit a homophobe below the belt, though, with a semi-transparent blind that is obviously him.

Eros said...

verklempt

auntliddy said...

guy would totally fit. Just some pic of him fighting with haridresser yesterday I think.

Nicole said...

Hmmm. Write a book. Your rants are toooo long and boring.

When I look at the "comments", I have to scroll to see items that are related to the topic.

Be on topic, people.

Sherry said...

I think the real tragedy here is that Guy Ferry pays someone for that shitty hair. Who here wouldn't like to slap the backwards sunglasses offa dat haid? Count me and the Opster for that one.

Nothanksdarlin said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

Guy Fieri is married, y'all.

Regan MacNeil said...

Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!

Peeka said...

ohh Himmmm and Herrr I love reading your comments. Especially on days like today when the trolls are out in full force. Thank you ALL for making it interesting!

Anonymous said...

I like turtles

di butler said...

You're asking for a slap fight, Missy!

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