Apparently Chris Brown's "anger" issues are going to need three months to get straight. All the tabloids have finally figured out what I have told you the past few days about Chris Brown escaping the mandatory drug testing after his arrest while his co-defendant wasn't so lucky. This is why you get special treatment if you are rich or a celebrity. Combine the two and probably nothing will happen to you. Chris is hiding out in rehab until the coast is clear and he won't test dirty. I don't think he cares about getting sober. What he cares about is keeping his butt out of jail and not being available for people from the probation department is a great way to do just that. When he finally emerges and gets tested he will be clean. At the same time he will tell the world he dealt with his anger problem head on and when he gets out Kneepads will be right there waiting for him with a cover about how he has changed.
There is some talk that Chris is going to walk away from all the charges and throw his bodyguard under the bus. Chris would still stay in rehab though until he gets clean for a test.
