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24 comments:
Public relations.
Loan, Hudgens, etc... No one goes to an edm concert/festival sober/clean if they can help it.
I also can't believe the things that have gone INTO Paris' mouth!
Way to go @Malibu Borebee
@Lady H, I was coming on here to make a similar joke, but you beat me to it! ("I'd believe a penis coming out of her mouth.")
Good job@malibu.....
This woman lies as much as Blowhan does - she still does plenty of coke and X.
I despise her. Fucking killer of dogs.
She'd like you to believe she's a fun and flirty girl, but when the mask comes off, it's like night and day for this B+ list mostly movie actress. On any given Sunday, or even on a holiday, you'll find our actress working hard to fight the exploration of up-and-coming actresses with bad acting teachers and shady agents. Why? Because when she first started out, she was coerced into making a soft-core porno movie that she fears will get out and her reputation will be ruined. She says she loathes the producer and the other woman who helped make it. I would do the same in her shoes.
I wonder why this B+ list actor with a mix of TV and movie roles wasn't cast in Magic Mike. Before conquering his career, our actor worked as a stripper. He says he has zero qualms about being naked, especially after dark. I bet that gives his hot chick wife a huge smiley face.
After leaving his father's business at the age of 20, this A+ list actor discovered he couldn't take the heat of being a police recruit, so he quit his job and went into sales. I'll play devil's advocate and ask the question: wouldn't you consent to being a kept man if the scent of the older woman was enough? Our actor liked it for about 88 minutes before deciding he wanted to be a standup guy and left the older woman and the house and food she was providing in exchange for sexual favors.
Hi, Lady H. Speaking of Molly...
It was a wee challenging for me in Palm Spring$, now starting to transition to boomer retirees.
Two boomer retiree couples met up at a bar on their way to a Credence Grandpas of Rock concert. Couple one enthused that they were rolling on Molly.
I can't imagine my grandparents or parents at that age rolling on Molly. Oy, the awful plastic surgery and the tie-dye tees rounded out the horror show.
Guido is no bueno on retirees acting like their idea of hip 20 yr olds.
I'm safely several years in to my sobriety. So I was designated driver for the group. Wrangling drunks is hard work, y'all!
Unless it's a wad of santorum, no.
Oldie but goodie... :p
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bas****! He makes me run around the forest like ******** idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
The only thing I'd believe coming out of her mouth is herpes....*badoomtish*
Santorum is thick viscous substance, isn't it.
Btw, I'm rocking a sweater vest today. The epitome of Santorum.
Jinx.
Guido, don't be a little douchebag-
Maybe they're "acting" how they've acted all along since before you knew about music or drugs or fun.
Old people weren't always old, you pompous jackass.
They're just people who've been around way longer than you.
Stay away from them or get over the idea that you invented the world.
It's all old news, little boy. You can't do or think of a single thing they haven't seen or done a thousand times.
And they wanted me to be sure and tell you to go fuck yourself with your typing thumbs.
There's a vid of her on a ride wearing sunglasses at night, looks and feels like she's trippin': http://mobi.perezhilton.com/2013-06-25-paris-hilton-instagram-video-edc-swings#.VEqWL9m9LCQ
1st one is Cameron Diaz
3rd either keanu or Al Pacino
I'm so sorry Kno that fifth sixth etc iteration of Boomers indulging in the pool of their adolescence - now five decades removed from actual adolescence - irritated you.
What's really surprising is that the youth movement they were a part of is on record with their disrespect for those older than them and a complete contempt for ageing - now made visible by plastic surgery and wearing clothes five decades out of fashion.
Thin skinned Boomers can dish it but fuck all if theycan take. Right, Kno?
QAD, If old hippies can't wear tie-dye's, who can?
I was thinking, poor Paris might be a little upset these days because Nicky got engaged to a good guy. He's rich and from a good family. Paris will never get anyone like that. She's too diseased. Also, she's past the 30-year mark. If she wants a husband, she'll have to buy one.
Slow clap...bravo
@Guido- Were you attending this party?
Lol. I'm glad you had a great time and maintained your sobriety amidst the hot messness! Congrats! Thanks for wrangling up us crazy drunkards- your services are much appreciated.
And thanks for sharing. I love vacation takes so here are some reward boobies
*tales
Does anyone CARE if she's telling the truth or lying? I didn't think so.
HEY-OOOO!
Whoever Anna Farris is married to for # 2. Also I'm thinking about changing my name to ADayLate1$Short
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