Thursday, October 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 1, 2014

This A+ list mostly movie actor was smoking pot and canoodling with a woman under a Malibu beach house the other day who is most definitely not his movie actress significant other.

Brad Pitt

52 comments:

Murphy said...

I know this is mutual and accepted behavior for those two but then why bother to get married?

Flygirl said...

How dare he be canoodling?!

ladybaus said...

what is canoodling? chatting? chatting and smoking pot?--how dare he!

ladybaus said...

jinx@flygirl

Simon said...

Is it me or is brad the most boring, no personality guy ever for all the fuss that's made over him? I just don't get it.

DomBarbie said...

How dare he be canoodling and smoking gange with someone pther than me!

Kno Won said...

I never thought he was all that. A bit bland for me, no edge.
No canoodle definition? I'll assume it's handholding.

sandybrook said...

I wonder if the canoodle chick had him take a shower frist or if she was as rancid as he is?

FrenchGirl said...

Of course! (roll eyes)

LooLooEasy said...

Canoodling makes me think of Mean Girls.

All Lace no Leather said...

I know they have an "agreement", but how do you keep it from your children, or explain it to them when they find out? It doesn't set a good example.

Unknown said...

@Murphy these marriages are business or pr purpose. I would be surprised if they had any sort of mutual passion. How can you, with the world at your fingertips and everyone saying "yes" - but you still have to play for the cameras and tabloids to help keep the image relatable.

Lady Heisenberg said...

How did they get under the house?

rolotomassi said...

@Derek- hahaha- it's like hugging,getting up close & personal -like the kinda closeness you wouldn't normally do w/'just a friend';-
in short,canoodling often leads to cock-in-mouthing & visa versa

ladybaus said...

Reno FTW

plokzy said...

Zach galifianakis tried to get an answer from Brad about his rancid stench in the latest edition of between 2 ferns. No answer was given. Another strike for investigative journalism.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Don't be sad we were not invited into Brad's crawl space @pumpkintits. I found you a present!

Murphy said...

@T.E.Cruz--yeah thats what I'm getting at--its just an arrangement-so why make it legal?

Unknown said...

LOL @ Lady H that was my thought too

Lady Heisenberg said...

Also, was the honey bear bong from True Romance involved? I want answers!

Also: gratuitous Tyler Durden bath time

Kelly said...

Woohoo!

Unknown said...

Well, it might not be. Look at demi and Ashton.
The thing is, the audience is expecting it.

Sarah said...

Making out

B626 said...

Except for 1st Ocean Eleven he hasn't been interesting to me since the Juliet Lewis years.

MinPinGirl said...

This doesn't seem like news. Angie fools around too no?

Unknown said...

I don't feel like this is a full reveal unless you reveal who he was canoodling with

SugarTitz said...

Murphy. .pr.they both have Oscar contenders coming out now and they can't keep dragging out the engagement forever. .

Brads face lift did not settle well. His face looks really weird. Every time I see him know I just cringe. .

Essie said...

LIAR!! No photo, didn't happen. If someone saw this, why didn't they use their phone to take a photo? A photo of Brad Pitt with any woman would be a million dollar payday. And who's house were they under? Brad sold his house in Malibu to Ellen DeGeneras, years ago.

Its just U said...

Brad Pitt smokes weed??!! Noooooo Waaaayyyyy!!!

MISCH said...

They got married for the P.R. value and of course they got over 5 million for the photo's, and then Brad got 10 million for that short film for the aussie casinos …and the awards are coming…

Sherry said...

I'm more interested in how great IJU's new picture is...

Although I wouldn't mind getting under a house with hot Brad. Sadly the only time I'll be under a house it when it lands on me.

Seven of Eleven said...

The term "canoodling" needs to die in a fire along with "baby bump".

I love Fight Club Brad Pitt. And Mr & Mrs Smith Brad Pitt. And now that he's shaved that scraggly patchwork off of his face, I totally would.

AIP said...

Aww I love the term "canoodling" :)

Brad Pitt, not so much. He bores me to tears and I don't think he's much of an actor. I dare what Barry Norman has to say on the matter.

Dena said...

Way to go!

skippy said...

@plokzy, I saw that interview. Most contrived piece of rubbish ever. Brad is so dull & he's got a face like a gorilla biscuit.
@misch what thingy about Aussie casinos??
The guy who owns the vast majority of poker machines in oz lives in my neighborhood. (son actually) . I don't live in australia.
His house is fab for Halloween. He is rarely there.
There is a group of kiddles going there this year , one of them may or may not be my son. Shhh

RowdyRodimus said...

I thought canoodling was that thing really big rednecks did while fishing for catfish with their hands.

Its just U said...

Awww, Sherry my love, thank you. x

AndrewBW said...

Nobody cares who Brad Pitt is canoodling.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Notes to self:
_ Google "gorilla biscuit"
_ See where you can get one

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Team Canoodle

Team Brad would NEVAH! (In public)

F&G said...

@ Simon As I have said in the past, I USED to work in the biz long ago behind the scenes (BTS)...so I know many people, BTS (so fwiw, I do have reliable sources whether one believes me/them or not), and a closer friend I recall back in '08 was "so excited to work with him" on a particular movie and when when all was said, done and shot, she was pretty bummed to tell us friends how "incredibly dull, lifeless, boring, lights-on-but-no-one-home" kinda guy he was. She also relayed "at least he wasn't a pain/jerk but how could he be?...he's a walking corpse and not oozing sexy at all like I expected"...lol having said all that I never got it either, even before that.

Aoife said...

Oh well.

Tigercat said...

@Lady H, the honey bear bong = true magic .

Tigercat said...

As for Bradley, true story.

Friend saw a free kittens as in paper. She wanted a kitten, so she called.

She shows up at the address. It's Brad. He welcomes her into his home and invites her in to check out kittens. Sheryl Crow is poolside, some jamming was happening. Brad was down to earth as were his guests (can't recall who else was there).

She was amazed. Packed her kitten, hung out, had a great time.

Tigercat said...

Picked, not packed.

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evie2345 said...

Sure it was Brad and not just some random hobo? Hard to tell sometimes.

Hegg said...

Does that mean he isn't popping pills now? Just weed?

AB said...

I totally believe that. It is my theory that he knew he was so white bread bland Midwestern boy and he had to edge it up several notched to Edgy Town and that's why he hooked up with vampires in the first place. Pretty face, vapid and blah but if he keeps his hair dirty and believes that his BO is his calling card then I guess it worked for him.

AB said...

Vampira not actual vampires. Or
maybe.

AB said...

That's noodling not canoodling

Habibti said...

I wouldnt mind canoodling with Mr.Pitt after a shower or two. Angie seems to suck the hotness out of him. So I am guessing they are together for business purposes and appearances like so many other A-list marriages. Hope the lady he was canoodling with is at least cute.

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