Thursday, November 12, 2015

Today's Blind Items - The Narcos Baby

He could have a child with almost any woman on the planet. Lots and lots of women would have volunteered. He had a "girlfriend" for years who gladly would have had his child. He, is an A+ list celebrity throughout much of the world. In the US, he is probably A-. Our A+ lister wanted to have a child. Desperately. The thing is though, he knew who he wanted to be the mother of his child. Finding her, let alone convincing her, took two years and almost a million dollars. Oh, he can afford it. It only took him about six months to track her down. Living under an alias gets you to a certain point, but paying off the family members made it a whole lot easier. He then took steps. Lots of steps. Slow steps. She was halfway around the world and he had limited time. Eventually though he managed to convince her. She was willing because her father would have been a huge fan of the A+ lister. Plus, she needed the money and, for his part, he knew she would keep a secret. Her family does not do a very good job of keeping secrets. Our A+ lister loves the genetic line of his son.

37 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Damn this is a good one but a toughie, gotta be someone with a legendary father.

sandybrook said...

Ronaldo the soccer player, Richard Branson, Holly Branson?

Derek Harvey said...

well Narco means drug dealer. Who is a famous drug dealer....

MontanaMarriott said...

Pablo Escobar's daughter?

Derek Harvey said...

someone and Sofia Vegara?

Kno Won Uno said...

I was thinking Nancy Sinatra or Lisa Marie Presley, but this doesn't say "back in the day" anywhere. And I don't believe Michael Jackson is the bio-dad of his children, which only matters in this particular instance.

sandybrook said...

El Chapo is a famous drug dealer who just escaped prison.

Kno Won Uno said...

Oooh....this is EXCELLENT! The family (except the son, lately) have been in hiding forever!
El Chapo already has children...hmm

MontanaMarriott said...

Manuela Escobar Henao
http://xpatnation.co/a-look-at-pablo-escobars-family-21-years-after-his-death/#.m13R11j6z

Kno Won Uno said...

He already has children, though.

MontanaMarriott said...

"Her father would have been" denotes that the father is no longer living. Any other infamous drug dealers who are dead and have a daughter?

Me said...

Narcos?

Kno Won Uno said...

Manuela Escobar, but I don't know how old she is. Her brother was born in 1977, making him 38 ish...I believe she was at least 5 years younger.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm wrong - she's actually older, born in 1971, which makes her 44

Me said...

I think she was born in 1984 and there is little known about her. So...

MontanaMarriott said...

Younger, per the article
"Born in 1984, Manuela’s life with her father was cut short. Escobar’s acquaintances—the survivors, anyway—recall Manuela as her father’s spoiled little princess."

But I am at a loss why a Portuguese soccer player would want a Columbian drug lord for his child's lineage?! Maybe someone from Columbia but someone from Portugal? Hmmmm

Kno Won Uno said...

I give up - somebody and Manuela Escobar. Escobar loved soccer, started many, many, many local kids teams. It really seems like it could be Crispy Ronaldho.

Kno Won Uno said...

I thought so, but I found an article in a Colombian paper--which I insanely assumed was correct.
She's cute(r) than her brother, currently known as Sebastián Marroquín. I follow him on FB since I watched his Sins of My Father doc.

Puzzled said...

What am I missing? I don't see a reference to narco in there at all.

Derek Harvey said...

The title of the blind is The Narcos Baby

carolinalily said...

it's in the title of the blind

Kno Won Uno said...

I found an article where her brother talks about her:
elmundo.es/cronica/2015/08/24
the link might not post
elmundo.es
/cronica
/2015/08/24

Ibebackyo said...

Christian Ronaldo and cr Pablo Escobar Jr
Peoples obsession with lineage will never end read Kennedy Diana etc...

TopperMadison said...

Yanni.

lila fowler said...

C. Ronaldo already has a child. If this were about him, the blind makes it seem like his baby mama is some VIP's daughter, and I don't think she is.

Maybe the girl in question is one of bin Laden's daughters. Does anyone know where they are?

yesthatwouldbeme said...

From Wikipedia:

Ronaldo became a father on 17 June 2010 following the birth of a son.[517] The child, named Cristiano, and nicknamed by the family 'Cristianinho',[518] was born in the United States,[519] and Ronaldo announced that he had full custody.[520] Ronaldo has never publicly revealed the identity of his son's mother.[521]

ettacettera said...

Since when is slime responsible for countless deaths tagged an A celeb?

NoseyNeighbor said...

People, Ronaldo's son is black. Go to the Daily Mail or Bossip.com. there are tons of photos of his son there with along with his family. His son is an absolute cutie by the way.

LauraOK said...

Agree NN that Ronaldo's son appears to be black. Imagine my surprise to find this expose from 2010: "COLOMBIA -The Rise and Fall of Narco-Soccer" WOW

http://clas.berkeley.edu/research/colombia-rise-and-fall-narco-soccer

Snarknado said...

Christian Renaldo and a descendant of the patron saint of narcos, Jesus Malverde. Breaking Bad featured a bust of Malverde in the episode titled "Negro Y Azul".

Spindleshanks said...

Jimi Hendrix's daughter was young enough to carry a pregnancy, assuming CR7 is the father. She turns 50 next year. The window of opportunity was passing, as alluded to in the blind.
There... may have been narcotics involved in JH's life, work and death.

Somedaygirl said...

Enrique Iglasias? Not sure who the girl is - how bout princess Grace's daughter?

Blind Item | Jaded Culture said...

[…] BLIND ITEM: He could have a child with almost any woman on the planet. Lots and lots of women would have volunteered. He had a “girlfriend” for years who gladly would have had his child. He, is an A+ list celebrity throughout much of the world. In the US, he is probably A-. Our A+ lister wanted to have a child. Desperately. The thing is though, he knew who he wanted to be the mother of his child. Finding her, let alone convincing her, took two years and almost a million dollars. […]

Illuminutty said...

When has Cristiano Ronaldo killed countless people?

Illuminutty said...

The first time a picture of Manuela Escobar Henao was published was in August of this year. http://www.soy502.com/articulo/hija-pablo-escobar-aparece-21-anos-despues-muerte-capo-2015 How could Ronaldo even know what she looked like if she led such a secretive life?

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Alditha said...

I find it hard to believe that anyone would want a child with someone from a drug baron's family. Also, what is so good about that lineage anyway?

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