Steve Guttenberg Is The Lance Bass Of Acting
I love Steve Guttenberg. I really do. I have lots of great memories of him in 80's movies. Unfortunately for him his career began, flourished and died in that decade. Now though Steve is full of high hopes. Counting on a studio system that hasn't had an original idea in years Steve thinks its a fine time to bring back all of his successful movies of the 1980's for another run 20 years later.
Steve told WENN, "Disney's developing Three Men and a Bride. That's going to be a smash. A smash hit. They're bringing everybody back for that. Nobody knows about it. I'm the first to talk about it.”
Yes, you are Steve and now if it doesn't happen you will be very sad. It's like if Justin Timberlake told Lance that he was going to invite him over for Thanksgiving. The next thing you know Lance would be getting read for that N'Sync reunion and telling the world about it.
Steve isn't just counting on one sequel though, he wants to set himself up for retirement with sequels for everything else he has been in as well.
"It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon. They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about."
I don't know if they would be surefire hits but I just don't have the heart to rain on his parade so I hope they really do work out for you Steve.
In case they don't, we will always have this video of Steve jogging in the park with no clothes on from a few months ago. It never gets old.
19 comments:
WTF? Why doesn't he get arrested. Is there something I should know about jogging in CA? In Denver, he would be under the jail.
wow...just....wow.
i've never seen that before, lol.
crack is whack Steve!!!
What. The Fuck?
I'm not a doctor or anything, but it sounds like Steve is in the middle of a manic episode.
I'm speechless.
"That dude was in Diner!" lol
There is just something sad about this. After reading enty's bit about steve...sounds like hes desperately trying to be "noticed" again. I guess jogging in the park dressed like that would get you noticed.
I think Sharon Stone is up for another Police Academy as well.
Um, how does Police Academy make the world a better place?
I thought he was joking but after watching the clip I'm not so sure.
Poor Steve Guttenberg--the last century was great for him. This one, not so much.
Was the jogging thing some sort of prank? And of course the tough, large breasted woman, giant black man scaring puny white punks, sound effects guy, spunky timid woman and man, good hearted gun nut, the hot chick and the wise-ass heroe make the world a better place.
I know I forgot some, can't recall. Except for the couch fire guy.
I thought I remembered reading something (I thought here) a while back (2 or 3 years ago) that went something like Steve was asked why he didn't act anymore and said he made a fortune during the 80's and really didn't feel like working if he didn't have to. Wonder if he lost that fortune in the last couple of years and needs a cash infusion?
What am I missing? This is obviously a stunt, a joke. It is not real folks. Come on, he just conveniently stops and bends over just when the guy is filming. I think its funny.
Is this supposed to be a joke? I don't get it.
Even if so, how does he get away with doing that in front of people just walking in the park?
Nonetheless, he does still have an amazingly nice butt for his age.
Two words for a Guttenberg remake: HIGH. SPIRITS. Let's go. Get it done, Hollywood.
Two words for a Guttenberg remake: HIGH. SPIRITS. Let's go. Get it done, Hollywood.
I'd say it a third time too, but you get my point
Boy howdy, someone needs to check their meds.
I mean seriously, "Three men and a Bride"? Does anyone really think Selleck and Danson are going to agree to this? Both of them are working regularly and not in apparent need of money.
Dear actors/actresses of the world,
Please save some of that money you earn. If you have a smash hit and then your career dies out, you don't want to be trying to remake/extend your smash hits into sequels. Do you really want to be in the position of begging someone for a job? And then putting it out in public to only get wholly rejected?
Find yourself a good financial professional and follow their advice.
Sincerely,
Miss X
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