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This actor is known as King Kong on the set of his hit cable drama. It is no one on Mad Men or anyone on AMC. He puts everyone on that show to shame. We are talking almost a foot long. People stare in shock at him whenever he changes. He is B-/C+ list, but if he ever wanted to get into porn he would be A lister. Might be the one of the biggest ever from an actor on television.
Charlie Hunnam
ReplyDeleteI wish. God hes hot. This is fodder for my imagination.
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ReplyDeletePeter Dinklage
ReplyDelete@FSP that's just messed up!
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking Don Cheadle.
ReplyDeleteRon Perleman. (Sp?)becuz he is pretty much the fugliest actor Ive ever seen plus he seems fairly tall which might make him long.
ReplyDeleteWhoa. A bit much for me.
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DeleteMatt Bomer. Please. I know he's not into the ladies but it would make me happy that his dick is as lovely as his face.
ReplyDeleteLafayette from True Blood. Just a stab. Hoping for VIP to get in here & give us the evidence!
ReplyDeleteI cannot contemplate this item this without an identity-redacted photo. Or a sketch, chalk drawing, finger painting...a visual tool(<--har) is necessary.
ReplyDeleteMichael Shannon's named just popped into my head.
ReplyDeleteBrekin Meyer
ReplyDeleteIf Netflix is considered cable, Pablo Schreiber. :b
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DeleteIt doesn't say "pay" or "premium cable," so I'm thinking one of the Sons of Anarchy actors. Charlie Hunnam and Kim Coates have both done nude scenes on the show. So did Ryan Hurst, but he's off the show now. Jimmy Smits, maybe?
ReplyDeleteJoe Manganiello in my dreams...
ReplyDeleteWill Wheaton?
ReplyDeleteMarry me Barton.
DeleteBtw it's Wil
I'm thinking it's one of the Game of Thrones guys. King Kong might be a clue, because there are a lot of King on that show. How about Richard Madden (King Robb)? Granted, he left the show at the end of last season, but still. Did we ever see his junk onscreen? I know we didn't see Kit Harington's.
ReplyDeleteWho wants a schlong that long? Give me thick any day.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm going to guess a black actor, because from what I've been told they tend to be show-ers rather than grow-ers. Sorry if that's a stereotype, but this is what I've been told. Where I know firsthand that most white guys are eensy weensy till they get a boner, in which case it transforms. Or, in some sad cases, not.
Timothy Olyphant in my dreams
ReplyDeleteI'm stuck with the image of Matt Smith wearing nothing but that cowboy hat, but he'd be Dr. Hung.
ReplyDelete@Gytrash, I was thinking the same thing. I know it didn't say premium or pay cable, so the Richard Madden guess could be off. He pretty much showed everything off on the show, besides his junk and he was naked in show Sirens with his hands covering his junk.
ReplyDeleteBut for some reason, he was the person that came to mind.
I like the Cheadle guess, because I like him (winky face). But the GoT/"King" idea sounds promising. Unfortunately, dramas I watch are AMC. And PBS.
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ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Jaime Lannister.
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DeletePlease oh please let it be Charlie...I loves me some JAX. I know he did a nude seen, but I don't think you got FULL frontal on it
ReplyDelete+1 and if@VIP can provide us with a pic that would be amazeballs
DeleteRyan Kwanten...... go Jason Stackhouse!
ReplyDeletefiggy - don't worry I was wondering the same!
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, it COULD be DInklage, he may be a short person but that doesn't mean his peen is short.
liev isn't B-/C+. and neither is michael shannon. oscar nominated----great actor.
ReplyDeleteI'm choosing to believe Jaime Lannister is a grower.
ReplyDelete"Almost a foot long."
ReplyDeleteBullshit.
I don't buy it.
I can say that I've seen a footlong before.
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ReplyDeleteReally, men shld get a clue that that is WAY too big for most of us gals!!
ReplyDeleteFirst time commenter. Of course it would be on a dick post, but I knew a guy in high school similarly endowed and he hated it. Not only was it legitimately intimidating for girls but he couldn't cop a blow job if his life depended on it. His cross to bear poor thing. No word on if he went into porn. XD
ReplyDeleteI knew a guy in college with one about that big. And the answer is yes, yes I did.
ReplyDeleteJust to be different, how about the guy who plays Branch Connolly on 'Longmire'?
ReplyDeleteOkay so wouldn't this mean that people have seen him fully aroused?
ReplyDeleteTo the people who said Charlie Hunnam, thank you, I won't be able to think straight for at least a week now.
ReplyDeleteMichael Shannon is one of my favorite actors, love love love him. I don't really find him attractive, but I could definitely believe this is him. I know supposedly these have nothing to do with the other bit he has ginormous hands.
Surely the nickname should be King Dong
ReplyDeleteLet it be Timothy Olyphant if only so his nickname can be The Elephant. Hahaha!!
ReplyDeletesomeone from Shameless on Showtime???
ReplyDeleteWill this be revealed? har har
ReplyDeleteNot Askars. His peen is tiny in TB.
ReplyDeleteAnd I assume they mean flaccid, if they mean hard that means his costars have seen him hard. Which is AWKWARD.
I vote for a reveal on this one please!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't go so far as to say that it's a foot long, but Alfie Allen has a beautiful penis.
ReplyDeleteIf we all channel our energies simultaneously in the direction of charlie hunnam, perhaps we can will this bi to be charlie.
ReplyDeleteTotally kidding... But it was worth a try
I would honestly go with the Will Wheaton guess. There were numerous times on Star Trek where there was a snake sliding down the trouser leg. LOL He was one of my first "WHOA what is that?!" thoughts as a teen
ReplyDeleteNo one on earth has a foot long soft dick. Even that Jonah Falcon with the supposed worlds biggest dick is only 8 Inches soft.
ReplyDeleteGrant Bowler
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna throw Bryan Cranston out there, if for not other reason than the "B-/C+" reference...
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DeleteI'm gonna throw Bryan Cranston out there, if for not other reason than the "B-/C+" reference...
ReplyDelete"He puts everyone on that show to SHAME."
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it is someone on that show "SHAMELESS". I haven't watched it since the first season so who is the white guy with the African-American wife on the show.