Thursday, September 11, 2014

Random Photos Part Two - Fashion Week Part One

If you hate yourself, you will buy a copy of Nicky and Paris Hilton's new book and put it next to Kylie and Kendall Jenner's book.
Camille Grammer
Cynthia Bailey
Christina Milian
Miley Cyrus
Rachel Zoe
Lizzy Caplan
Heidi Klum
Olivia Munn

35 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Choo choo Miley is a Trainreck.
Again

Tricia13 said...

Choo choo Miley is a Trainreck.
Again

parissucksliterally said...

Nicky Hilton looks great. Paris needs to get rid of that stupid Barbie hair, and go back to her chin length bob. She looks great that way.

sandybrook said...

Who would pay those airheads to write a book?
most of these are fashion FAILS! Grammer, Miley and Bailey especially.
Lizzy looks good so does Rachel Zoe.

discoflux said...

Cynthia's dress makes me miss my mamaw's aluminum christmas tree.

Bluezz said...

@discoflux LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that dress.

Seven of Eleven said...

I wonder if one of their 365 days includes "carry a purse big enough so that your Valtrax prescription doesn't fall out of it".

Um, Camille looks like my sister's Barbie doll after she got into mom's makeup bag.

I don't know what a Cynthia Bailey is - an advertisement for Reynold's Wrap?

Miley's outfit looks like it's made out of dollar store wrapping paper.

<3 Lizzy Caplan

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Nicky's gladiator shoes make her feet look like hooves. I like the Gladiator concept but they can easily go wrong.

Camille Grammer looks like someone that has to tuck it under. But this look or the one underneath this get up, either way she looks like a clown.

Zoe looks like her usual happy self. But her hair looks pretty.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Oh and Miley. WTF?
She needs to step away from that crazy circus bar that she frequents. She seems to think that theme is your every day normal.

califblondy said...

Enty should have added that Camille and Cynthia fashioned for Betsey Johnson if that helps explain the looks. She also used some transgender folks in her show. Her DWTS partner Tony was there too, minus the makeup.

Dena said...

Camille looks like Betty the hooker-cum-accountant on Masters of Sex.
Rachel needs to hop back into a one of her Mrs. Roper caftans so I don't need to see her bony chicken wings.

Paint Chips said...

I like Miley's outfit - it's kitschy.

I wouldn't have known it was Camille with that crazy makeup.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh Betsey...you are my favorite but what the fuck did Camille ever do to deserve that outfit?!? She looks like a pizzo crossed with a FemBot!
And where is my BJ Cartwheel Partner 4Life, @Sprink? BJ is our fashion spirit animal!

Brenda L said...

Miley looks like a little clown that pops out of the music box!

Unknown said...

Christina Milian looks cute! Love the dress, I had one similar in my youth.

Jordan T said...

Miley here gives me flashbacks of a bad mushroom trip in high school. Seriously

Ms B'have said...

Miley is campy and adorable. Seriously- no one else could wear that mess and pull it off.
Camille- possessed Barbie doll!
What exactly does Christina Milan do again, exactly?

Ms B'have said...

PS nice air freshener tree necklace Miley!

cowbulls said...

Miley, please just go away.

Mkforshort said...

Heh heh, yeah the Hilton sisters really "wrote" a book. I question how many of these privileged offspring can actually read & write.

Miley is just on par with other kids her age that were born in the 90s that are now making hideous 90s fashion a "thing" (I noticed so much high waisted shorts and sheer floral blouses on teenagers this summer).

Rebel Mony said...

A super fun game is to scroll through and rate each of these "ladies" by their level of desperation.

Rebel Mony said...

Oops except Lizzy

Jessie said...

Munn is such a snoozefest.

Sprink said...

Wheeeeeeeee!

I could watch that forever, @Lady H.

MinPinGirl said...

There are more than a few scary looking outfits here. Is Camille doing a Halloween fashion show? I don't even know where to begin.

Looks like Miley got into Katie Perry's costume trunk.

Lila said...

Miley's face looks different.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Jessie: Yeah. Olivia is a bore but her Munn Flaps seem to have a good time!!! (NSFW)

Ri said...

I MISS JOEL KINNAMAN!!!!!

Yoj said...

Shag: Olivia Munn. Would it be bad form for me to ask her for Joel Kinnaman's number afterwards?

Marry: Lizzy Caplan.

Kill: The Hiltons. I'll have to plot something suitably horrific involving pleather, bleach and tiny dogs.

SugarTitz said...

Olivia Munn looks like Vegas wallpaper from the 60s. Nice mud flaps lady h. I miss Joel too just not with Olivia
I like Rachel Zoe jumpsuit
Lizzy chaplain dress is awful but I love her.
Camille grammar looks like she is a cast off from Austin Powers movie and that is not a good thing.

Kat has left the building said...

I've been laughing all day because Camille's necklace says "prenup"!!! I wonder how much she got from Kelsey...

Unknown said...

My mum wore a woollen jumper dress similar to Lizzy's in the 80's (I've seen the photos). She also had a bad perm and blue eyeshadow.

Me said...

I was thinking that Camille looked like she was auditioning to take Neil Patrick Harris's place when he leaves Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Tina Mallette said...

Is Miley in her Chiquita Banana phase?

Nothanksdarlin said...

Miley looks like she has gone something to her face. Too young baby.
Hedi, I don't wanna see em anymore, put on a whole outfit please.
And Rachael, your face is pretty, now eat a cheddar biscuit baby.

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