Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Hollywood Baby Secrets

From tomorrow's Star.

Suri Cruise is Queen of the Castle
It’s a scene straight out of a Disney movie, but this is no family movie – it’s just another day in the Cruise mansion, where Suri is the reigning queen!
“Katie was off having lunch with a few girlfriends, and when she came home, Tom was in the playroom assembling an enormous castle amid a cluster of collectible Shrek figures!” A family friend tells Star, “Tom had taken Suri on a little shopping spree, and Tom kept giving in! He can’t say not to Suri.”
Another insider tells Star that Katie was going through a toy catalog with Suri recently and everything she pointed to, Suri got! Not only that when the toys arrived, Suri got two lots of them – because unbeknownst to Katie, Tom’s mom had been playing the catalog game with Suri, too!
Suri’s big sister, Isabella, is the couple’s babysitter of choice, when the two want some alone time – she also works for a reasonable $15 per hour!
Suri who, by the way, got not just one but 16 birthday cakes on her first birthday on April 18, isn’t always even tempered. “Suri is a screamer for attention,” says an insider, “She tears books apart too. So they make sure she doesn’t have anything but plastic books. She rips pages like wild if she gets a real book.”
Brooke Wants Her Girls Picture Perfect
A source reveals, “Brooke Shields has a monthly photo session with a professional photographer who memorializes every bit of growth. Brooke seems a bit odd that way, always thinking that she may not be around forever. She wants the girls to always know who she was to them.”

Kingston & Shiloh Future Couple?
Recalling a play date with friend Angelina Jolie’s daughter, Gwen joked that Kingston and Shiloh “were like two little blobs when they met. Maybe they’ll get married when they grow up? That’d be cute!” But Kingston may soon have a little live-in pal. Gwen says she wants to get preggers with baby No. 2 after she finishes this year’s tour!
Julia & Danny Raising a New Age Baby
Julia Roberts and Danny Moder went hippy-trippy after the birth of their new son, Henry Daniel, on June 18. Sources are now telling Star that the baby’s going to be one mellow dude! “A few days after Henry was born, Julia and Danny had about 10 close friends over. They all had to wear white and bring a poem for Henry. They lit candles, which symbolize life, and then sprinkled some dirt and water on a saucer, symbolizing two of the earth’s most powerful forces.” The source adds, “The summer solstice came 3 days after Henry was born. Danny took the twins to the ocean and had them make a wish for their new brother. He wrote it on a piece of paper, took the kids to the ocean’s edge, tied up the message in yarn, and threw it in. He told Hazel and Phinn that the ocean would hold their wish, and that it would come true!”

Dannielynn’s Dad on a Mom Hunt
It has been confirmed that Larry is dating – but not the brunette he was spotted with on June 22 at Mr. Chow. Instead, Star can reveal that he’s seeing schoolteacher, Dana Lynn Walker, whom he has known since grade school! The two have kept in touch over the years, but it was only when Larry became involved in the custody case over Dannielynn and had to stay at Dana’s parents’ house in Boca Raton , Florida that Larry and Dana became close.
“The two were together a lot,” says an insider. “She accompanied him to the courthouse during the custody case.”

Brangelina’s Brood; Diamond Pacifiers & Designer Jeans
Brad and Angelina are probably the world’s most famous parents, and while they do their best to come across as “normal” as possible, the reality is that their kids are living in the lap of little people luxury!
For example, Shiloh got a $17,000 diamond-encrusted pacifier to help her when she gets crabby! Angelina recently splurged on 3 pairs of J Brand jeans for Zahara at $120 each.
But the most shocking fact about the Jolie-Pitt kids may be who’s taking care of them. Sources tell Star that each kid has his or her own nanny. An insider reveals, media-savvy Angelina does not want the nannies seen carrying the children outside the home. The inside nannies have to follow Angelina’s rules to the letter. A source tells Star, “If a nanny can’t live with Angelina’s rules, she’s gone. Another big issue for the nannies is the fact that the kids don’t have many – if any – friends besides each other.”
The main reason is due to their traveling schedule which Brad and Angelina try to make the best of. Sources reveal, “They are trying to immerse all of them in each one’s individual culture. Brad and Angie bought several paintings from a famous Ethiopian artist to hang in Zahara’s room. Maddox’s room has several Khmer sculptures that represent Cambodia , and Pax has contemporary photographs of Vietnam in his room.”
For biological child Shiloh, “Brad hung up a series of photographs he took near where his family lives in Missouri .” They don’t want her to feel like she’s a minority, either.”
Angelina only allows the kids to watch the evening news. “Brad and Angie want their kids to be exposed to world affairs.”

Brit Lets Her Kids Run Wild!
Britney Spears can’t seem to do anything right! Sources tell Star that now that Kevin is dunzo and she has a second child to cope with, Brit, even after her stint in rehab, still doesn’t seem to be doing much better on the parenting front.
An insider tells Star, “Brit has the kids on no schedule. She doesn’t insist on bedtime, and when the nanny tries to put them to bed at a decent hour, Brit will let them stay awake.” Britney also seems to have trouble comprehending naptime, the source adds, “She’ll wake them up if she feels like holding them or playing with them during their nap. Her nanny has no choice but to let her.”
Another source reveals, “Britney treats her sons like little men. [She] lets them stay up until all hours, sleep in with her, sometimes until 9:30 or 10:00 am, takes them to restaurants like Moonshadows and Houston ’s, and asks them what they want to eat. She lets them pig out, mainly because she has a soft spot for junk food so she doesn’t want to deny her boys that pleasure, either.”
Violet’s Afraid of Horses
Violet Affleck is one calm and collected cutie – until you get her near a petting zoo! A friend of the couple tells Star, “She is frightened to death of miniature horses. Jen loves horses and doesn’t know where it comes from. So they’re showing her pictures of horses at home and hoping she’ll get used to them.”
When the family goes to see the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant band, “[Ben, her germ-freak daddy] takes his own wipes in and cleans the tables and anything she touches. Jen thinks its nuts, and that germs are even good for her immune system.”

23 comments:

peawry said...

Anymore news on the Wentworth Miller outing?

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Anonymous said...

omigod EL, do you have your period or something?

Anonymous said...

LOL - oh my goodness, a toddler tearing pages out of a book - what a SCANDAL!! My kids did the same thing - Star's stories are LAME...

Anonymous said...

Let 3 and 4 year olds watch the evening news, brilliant idea.

Anonymous said...

12:01 rolf !

anyone wanna see how Shiloh, Suri and Sean Preston Federline are gonna grow to be?
Fathers Day of the Future for Celebrities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toTSOU5cEn8

Anonymous said...

“Suri is a screamer for attention,”

Yeah, I wonder where she got that from?

Anonymous said...

Suri-Star just described every normal child in the universe. They also described every loving dad that sometimes goes a little overboard in the spoiling department. My kids did the exact same thing with the books and screamed when they didn't get their way...it's called child development!

Brangeloonie's kids on the other hand...diamond encrusted nuki? I find that pretty hard to believe. Nuki's get lost so easily and I hardly think a diamond encrusted nuki would be safe for a child, as the jewels can fall out. I perhaps see a diamond encrusted nuki nick nack type of item for her dresser, a bit over the top, but when you've got the money, why not?

Anonymous said...

The future dysfunctional generation of Hollywood. Can't wait to see how many of them end up in reality shows.

Anonymous said...

Nuki? Don't you mean nootch? (sounds like good) LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

I remember reading or seeing on the tv the story of the diamond encrusted pacifier. It was a gift to them when Shiloh was born but I don't remember from who... Funny the story continues to make the rounds...

Anonymous said...

You can see a picture of this expensive thing here:

http://www.thisnext.com/item/0D985619/Shop5thAvenue-Luxury-Gifts-The

Gee, when my kids were babies, the $3.59 Gerber pacifier seemed to work just fine.

Anonymous said...

Angelina only allows the kids to watch the evening news. “Brad and Angie want their kids to be exposed to world affairs.”

WTF?!?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

Man - after 9/11 I stopped letting my kids watch the news - and they sure as heck weren't toddlers then....that's just odd. Pax can't even understand english totally yet and they've got him watching the news??? I wonder the conversations Maddox gets to have in school...
Mad:Hey, what do you guys think of the latest UN sanctions? How about that wrestler who killed his kid?
Joe: Huh? My mom's taking me to the transformers movie.
Bill: Um, I'm not allowed to watch wrestling. Did you see the new Pirates movie mad?
Mad: Nooo, mom & dad said there were guns in it and I'm not allowed.

Anonymous said...

Another cobbled-together hack job. But the minivans eat this sh*t up.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Those poor Pitt-Jolie kids!!

No Fairly Oddparents?
No Foster's?
No Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
And for God's sake...NO SPONGEBOB???

That's freakin' abuse!

Anonymous said...

While I realize that The Star is not recruiting their writing staff from the Columbia School of Journalism, an elementary school student could give them lessons in punctuation. They seem to have an obsession with exclamation points that goes beyond annoying and straight into ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Suri is just over a year old - of course she's going to point at everything. "Tom just can't say no...." Gimp

Anonymous said...

Wow...scandalous stories on infants...and everyone believing what they are reading like Star actually has any sort of credibility.

KIA

Anonymous said...

"Another cobbled-together hack job. But the minivans eat this sh*t up.

LMFAO, well played Anonymous, well played.

Anonymous said...

Perez has a pic of Violet on his website right now and she looks fine... http://perezhilton.com/?p=461

Anonymous said...

Ooops I forgot to mention she is right in front of a horse.
Sorry :)

Anonymous said...

hehehe. rofl 4:53... ;)

Anonymous said...

REpeating what one of the tabs has to say is just low. It does not become you Ent

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