Morning Links
I'm so crushed over what Jennifer Garner was wearing the other day that I don't have any energy for pregnancy rumors but the short one may be about to breed again.
I always thought Jon Lovitz was a lover and not a fighter. Actually I don't think he gets that much loving because he's really not that attractive. On the other hand he is very well paid and so there is probably some 20 year old girl who is all over him as I type this. Anyway, he kicked the living crap out of Andy Dick but had a really good reason.
I think Zac Efron is a really nice guy and I'm glad he and Vanessa Hudgens are "dating."
Naomi Campbell for Dunkin Donuts. What? Did you think there was going to be a print campaign of her slugging them down with some coffee while dressed in lingerie? It's kind of what I was hoping, but, nope, it's going to be about her losing her temper. That's nice too, but not as much fun as her being half naked with glazed donut lips.
The only thing I can figure is that if Paris will trade coke for anal sex then Scott Storch must be getting something to help her record her new album. Yes, you read right. Even though more people got herpes in the last year than bought her last album, she's making another. Speaking of herpes, Paris was making out with some guy named Tyler Atkins over the weekend. Go ahead and make your appointment at the Department of Health now Tyler. Saves time when you do it in advance. Hell, they might even have a Paris Hilton wing by now.
Tara Reid's breasts are not really designed for playing football while wearing a bikini. Something has to give.
Bridget Moynahan is going to try and give birth on Gisele Bundchen's birthday. Classic.
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I have new respect for Jon Lovitz.
Bridget Moynihan, too.
That Zac Efron kid looks like Clay Aiken's love child in that pix.
Who woulda've guessed that Jon had such a big heart? I'm glad Andy got his ass kicked.
I don't blame Bridget. I hope it works out for her. Shite, i bet she'll induce so it'll happen. Oooh catfight in the maternity ward!
Jon Lovitz rocks. Phil Hartman is dearly missed - esp. from the Simpson's - it just hasn't been the same without Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
Well played Bridget! Gisele will never get over it!
Why does Katie have that weird short fringe of hair around her face, a half inch of hair on your forehead is never going to look cute.
Tara Reid is our lesson in never choosing the cheapest surgeon, ever.
Jon Lovitz is my hero! Andy Dick so deserved that - and more.
Tara Reid will be my mental image next time I see cake. Or chocolate. Or ice cream. Or maybe even food.
Scott Storch's popularity as a producer is going down in flames.
Tara Reid's stomach is seriously messed up. It is probably extra obvious now that she's so thin.
I don't like violence, but I guess Andy Dick had that one coming! I remember that Janice Dickinson said he was the most sexy man she had ever been with, so maybe he DOES get more than we know? He he.
Tara Reid will be my mental image next time I see cake. Or chocolate. Or ice cream. Or maybe even food.
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LOL! Now that's a diet plan equation person (sorry too lazy to do the shift key thing). Poor thing she had a nice body before she went and messed with it. But at least her boobs look normal.
I cried like a fricking baby when Phil Hartman died. I always wondered what happened there, and I have so much newfound respect for Jon Lovitz right now.
And not that I needed a reason, but Andy Dick is now officially dead to me.
Way to catch up Hez..he's been dead to Hollywood for a few years now lol.
Poor Tara Reid..if you look at all the pics she looks fine its the running thing that ruins it.
ewwwhhhhh How is Taras belly button si close to her boobs....ewwwwhhhhh...!!!
Ace Frehley from Kiss is doing one of those Dunkin Donut commercials.
Gosh, if I could Hi5 Bridget Moynahan I would. Good for her! As Sexecution said earlier, VERY WELL PLAYED.
he kicked the living crap out of Andy Dick but had a really good reason
Seems like ANY ol' reason is good enough.
Jon Lovitz: Is this a hint to a BI?
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