Guy Ritchie Is An Idiot
I want you to know that Guy's idiocy is generally attributable only to marrying Madonna, casting her, in a film, and not signing Jason Statham to some unbreakable 30 year contract, and forcing him to live in your basement. Hell, he should have just married Jason for as much fun as he probably has with Madonna.
In an interview with BANG Showbiz, Guy spoke about how Madonna canceled Christmas two years ago because she only celebrates Jewish holidays. Fine, good, whatever. It's your life, and your conversion and everyone should be able to do what they want to do. Of course the fact that she did this when her oldest kid turned 9 probably caused a little resentment in the house. Did you know Lourdes was only 11? Doesn't it seem like she should be like 20 by now?
Not so says Guy. Guy would have us believe that "Once we cancelled it we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more." I would say about 70% of my readers have kids. If you stopped giving presents at Christmas time to your kid I don't see how they would enjoy themselves more. Do you think a six or seven year old kid is going to be repeating the mantra that it is all about the season? Hell no. Kids want toys and presents if for nothing else so the other kids don't treat them like freaks when school starts again. And you, as a parent, how are you enjoying it more when your kid is asking you every five seconds why some other kid got a boatload of toys and the only thing under your Christmas tree was a cat, or an adopted dog with a collapsed trachea. Long story. Involved candy canes, and Jim Beam.
The only reason they may be enjoying it more is they are saying something like, "No, you aren't getting anything for Christmas, but on the day after Christmas you can take your mom's credit card and buy whatever the hell you want."
