Monday, February 18, 2008

Lindsay Should Get Pregnant


I was just reading the absolutely asinine report that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting paid between $4M and $6M for exclusive photos of their new baby(ies) from Kneepads Magazine. I have no doubts the story is true, I just think that like Britney buying undergarments, it is just a big waste of money. That figure, if accurate would shatter the Brangelina record of $3.6M.

Are they Scientologists yet? If so, how much is the cut to the church? I wonder if these baby photos are just a loss leader for the magazines. They know they are going to lose money on the deal but it makes the celebrities want to give them exclusives in the future that people do actually care about. Honestly, are you going to go buy People only because they have photos of the baby(ies)? Imagine you could not find them online, would you be willing to shell out a few bucks to see the photos? Would you want to look at them longer than it would take you in the checkout line at the grocery store?

See, it just cannot do that well for them. It has to be for future considerations down the road. Now, what Lindsay should do is go ahead and get knocked up and I think she could probably get about $150,000 for her photos with the baby, maybe more if she knows who the father is. Then she can get pregnant each and every year after that and keep raking in that $100,000. At some point one of the baby daddies should make some money and so she could support all of her other kids off that money or her career could get back on track. Well, maybe not that last one. What about Mark Ronson? She already has that family connection and he makes himself a pretty good living. Plus, he doesn't really seem to care about how he has sex with if you believe the stories about Mark and Amy Winehouse. Maybe he won't do Lindsay because it would be kind of like a doing his sister by extension. I don't know, but Lindsay needs to do something because this Marilyn thing is a last gasp.

8 comments:

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brendalove@gmail.com said...

I thought Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse were related somehow? Cousins or something?

janele said...

Why is Les posting word for word someone else's gossip? "Blind Item Rehash" from alt.gossip.celebrities?

sprinkles said...

Looks like someone has been hanging out at the AGC Blinds page.

Anonymous said...

les suckno is getting sloppy!

Anonymous said...

You're stupid Les Suckno. All you're doing is reposting info from the gossip wrap up on http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

Dont take him for an insider, folks, just a copy-and-paste'r.

Anonymous said...

Good god I just love how bloated JLo's face looks. She looks terrible. Aw its sooo great. Love it.

Jemtastic said...

That's weird: deny a pregnancy for months only to broadcast the actual babies on a magazine cover. Sorry but JLo is a has-been and that $4 million would make more sense if she was appearing on People en Espanol. The main mag is going to take a major loss on this one for sure.

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