Tuesday, April 22, 2008
You know what I hate? I hate celebrities who moan and complain that no one will go out with them, and no one asks them out, and they just don't know why. Well, I will tell you the reason Elisha Cuthbert doesn't get dates. She's a little rude and demanding. Now, I know, I know, but don't you think the demanding part could wait until after a few dates when you totally have us whipped. The first few dates you are supposed to suck us into the trap, and then when you have us hooked, then and only then can you send us on our way to misery.
Looking back at that last paragraph, you would think I'm bitter after six failed marriages. I'm not actually and would do it again. I don't know if I could afford another divorce though so this one would have to last.
In a recent interview, Elisha Cuthbert is a one dater. I hate those kind of people because they are always looking for the reason to keep it as one and done. The best thing to do with those people is just not go out with them. Apparently Elisha has been such a warm and inviting and welcoming date that more than one guy has fallen asleep at the movies with her on the first date. They don't get a second chance. What kinds of movies are they going to? Is she forcing them to go to a six hour documentary on Hungarian Cabinet Makers. Big bonus points if you know where that comes from.
Elisha could solve this sleeping at the movies problem by, you know, keeping a guy's attention. You know what I mean. Tease us with the popcorn and Goobers and we will stay awake. Elisha is all opposed to any guy who tries to hit on her while she is driving. How exactly would that work? Is Elisha that hot that guys are running up to her at each stoplight trying to get a date with her? That just sounds arrogant to me. Actually to spend an entire interview saying what she dislikes about guys tells me exactly why she was dating Dax.
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She dated Sean Avery. because of this she rendered herself untouchable, as far as I'm concerned. ;)
Hungarian Cabinet Making from Chevy Chase/National Lampoon's European Vacation?
If so...I still hold that the actor smoking the pipe on the red carpet could be Randy Quaid.
I think Ent loves him some Chevy Chase movies...
oh she thinks she's all that...and she's not. avery would have slept and still sleeps with anything.
let's just say she picks the less than smart guys for a reason.
I thought she was a lesbian? Weren't there photos of her within the past month?
She looks boring.
I don't know if I posted this already, but Ms. Cuthbert was back here in her hometown of Calgary, AB a while back. She went to Morgan's Pub on 17th - which is NOT the kind of place you would normally see celebrities, it's actually quite seedy. She may have planned it that way. Apparently she got absolutely shit-canned and puked all over the bar. Like ON the actual bar.
What a classy broad!
Too bad.
Elisha seemed like such a smart & with it girl when she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids. She was always up for any adventure and always had a quick comeback.
Is that what happens when you go Hollywood and snort a lot of Happy with your new BFF Paris?
Kara - Elisha was reciting lines on the kid show, not relying on her own smarts to say anything. The comebacks and quips are all scripted.
The story about her behavior in the bar is not surprising. Revolting, but not surprising.
I love Goobers!
Well she may be a royal pain in the rear, but that dress she is wearing is gorgeous. Looks like it was made by that Project Runway guy Rami.
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