Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Katie Holmes Is Upset? I'm Upset

According to a source, OK! Magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes is upset about all the breakup rumors surrounding her marriage to Tom Cruise. "Her solution is to keep going about her life, business as usual. She'll keep a smile on her face when she's out in public with Tom and keep the hurt hidden at home."

Wow. Those CO$ PR guys are getting really good. I just wish they could figure out a better way to spin a $100,000 birthday party for a kid who won't even remember it. How can you possibly justify spending $100K on a party for a 2 year old? How do you manage to spend $100K? I know, I know, I saw what they bought, but seriously, do you think the kid would have minded if you had got an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins? No, she wouldn't mind, because ice cream and cake are good and all she probably wanted to do was run around and play with all the balloons anyway. That is probably what made Suri happier than anything.

You know I gave the Whore a bunch of crap about whining about her Bentley, but at least she got something that will last longer than her relationship to Reggie Bush or her career for her money. What did Suri Cruise get? Nothing because she won't remember it. It was $100,000 spent and gone to never come back. I don't know if Tom did it because his d**k is small or he has to try and show off to the world. I hope he didn't do just because Suri is Daddy's little girl.

Lets go back and see how much he spent on the birthdays of Connor and Isabella when they were two. Exclusive of any vehicles he may have purchased, does anyone think that Tom Cruise has spent $100K combined on his two kids for all their birthdays combined? Yeah, but if he did it is probably really close. Oh, and to be clear I am combining both kids for all the years and seeing if you get $100K.

I'm surprised he has that much to spend. Movie career not going so well. Commissions are probably down at the church, what with all the negative publicity, but go ahead and spend $100K for your ego. Oh, and next time wear your tennis shoes first so you don't look like the biggest dork to ever walk the planet.
Oh, and if the biggest dork is reading this, here is the link to the entire Jason Beghe interview.


MnGddess said...

OK - I couldn't tell who was the man and who was the woman in the photo..lmao!

Um - I still can't tell.

Reese said...

Doesn't Katie ride the carousel in her bedroom when she's upset? I wonder how many motors that thing has gone through.

Unknown said...

Pfft, that's easy, you think Tom would actually hold the kid?

Maxi Mouse said...

Whuuuhuuuu! I love you, Ent!!! Lots!!!

Unknown said...

He borrowed those shoes from Posh. She wore them to the Dodgers game when she threw out the first pitch. I wonder what else he borrows from Posh?

Ice Angel said...

First of all, I'd like to say that I think Suri Cruise is just just a beautiful little girl. That said, she always looks so sad.

I watched the entire Jason Beghe interview and I am so impressed. I think they should put that on Dateline NBC and make sure to have Jason on to do an interview with them so that EVERYONE can see it!

Jason seems like such an easy going, smart, likeable guy. He explains in his interview how they managed to sucker him in. He was looking for an answer, and at first, COS seemed to provide that answer. Many people are looking for answers and find them in different ways. Unfortunately, he was taken for a long ride on the crazy train.

By the time he came to his senses, he was out 12 years, lots of friends and family and over $1 million.

I really like Jason and think he's a really cool guy and would love to see more of him.

Unknown said...

The money spent on Suri's birthday doesn't bother me -- Tom's shoes are disturbing! I've seen other aerial shots of him at Suri's party and he's IS wearing Victoria Beckham's high wedgies from that Dodger game.

Think of it. It's not even fashionable. It's beyond wierd.

jax said...

i have that pic of tom in his CFM sneakers in a file called BAD DAY.
everytime i have a bad day,out comes the file and all is right in the world.

sham meister!

Ice Angel said...

Any way anyone can post the pic of Tom in the wedgies??? I'd love to see it and put it in my Bad Day file!


jax said...

tom's come f*ck me sneaks

kellygirl said...

how much did he spend on the platform wedge Nikes?

Katie just needs to eat a sandwich and get over her bitterness. She knew exactly what she was getting into.

VM said...

Did anyone else notice the shadow on the left? It looks to me like someone is taking a picture of the totally genuine, not staged at all, tender showing of affection between the twins.

Spring Luvr said...

Katie is so damn cute. God she's cute.

I think Tommy is best described as "maniacal".

BTW, my BMW has shades on the rear window (and backseat windows on both sides) that are like curtains, but made of a dark mesh instead. Reason is so when your touring in the countryside, or anywhere there's no people to see in, you can open it up and just enjoy the full sunshine in the backseat. The curtains just look like the top grade of screen to me.

Spring Luvr said...

I just realized that the "curtains in the car window" comment I made pertains to the Katie pics on the other link, not here on Crazy Days. oops

Lucy said...

Thank you Ent :)


Popular Posts from the last 30 days