Random Photos Part One
I bet you never thought Steve Schirripa would ever get the top spot in the photos. Well, neither did I, but when you are on set with The Muppets, the rules change. Brand new Muppets. It is called A Muppet's Christmas.
Why does it always seem like Benico del Toro has been awake for 10 days straight and smoked 100 cigarettes each of those days.
For a second I thought I had saved a Craigslist posting, but it turns out it is from the Betsey Johnson fashion show.
Carol Alt on the runway. She didn't actually get to walk the runway though. The photographers just wanted to remind her what she used to do, and how famous she was, and to try and make her cry before returning to her seat.
Kind of sucks when it is your huge day. You are the number one singer in Asia, and you are coming to the US, and you have a broken arm in a cast for the photos. I think she should have manned up, cut the cast off for the photos and then got it redone.
Or you can get this guy to try and hide it.
Goodness, Ben Kingsley is not letting this one get away.
Bruno Tonioli is a judge on Strictly Come Dancing in the UK and Dancing With The Stars here. I think he is overestimating his length, but hey, whatever makes him feel better.
Just because it must be all of about two weeks since Emmanuelle Chriqui has been in the photos.
Do you want to know when you have abused self tanners?
When you are ten times darker than the lady from Something About Mary.
What do you think the boys in Iron Maiden have to say about Demi Lovato wearing their shirt? Do you think she knows who they are?
Yeah, yeah Claire Danes and Julianna Marguiles. They look great, blah, blah. See the woman behind them. I will bet you anything she reads this blog, because she is just enjoying the fact that she is ruining this shot. If she's not a reader, someone must know her. Tell her to read, because she already made the photos.
I am going to make the over/under on the time needed to get into these pants ten minutes. Do you think it is over or under that amount of time. For those of you who have a significant other who gambles on football, you now can speak knowledgeably to them about a favorite bet. "What is the over/under of the game honey?" I am full service here people.
Gerard Butler getting his groove on.
And doing his Bill Clinton impression.
Edward Norton doing his I am better than everyone impression.
Ethan Hawke cleans up pretty nicely doesn't he?
So does Jamie Lee Curtis. I like her. I just think she has maybe been too vocal to the point where people don't listen to her anymore.
Jennifer Ellison won the Rear Of The Year award in the UK. Was she the only one who entered?
Jason Dundas has achieved a feat no one thought possible. The first underwater Zoolander pose.
"Yessss. Mommy is a great actress right? Yessss she is. Mommy doesn't need to do porn to make a living right?"
Well, not really porn per se.
And now you can see why everyone dislikes working with Michelle Trachtenberg.
And why everyone loves working with Mark Ruffalo.
No more Anna Wintour photos. I am voting for Linda Wells from Allure.
Ahhh. What the hell. Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth. Let The Hills discussion begin.
Or you could just talk about Jason Statham and how is in Spain and how jax is going to be there soon. Hmmmm. Interesting.
Just because I thought I was going to need some extra people. You know. Rose McGowan was filler. Like the stuff in chicken McNuggets.
Look, I know all of you, and I mean all of you, love Rachel McAdams, but you seriously cannot like the way her hair looks.
But no matter what you can all love Phillip Seymour Hoffman's hair. Oh, and Catherine Keener.
Question #1 - What does Jessica Simpson call this? A watermelon
#2 - And this? Wine
Hey, if you are Eva Longoria's father in law, you should get some attention and praise for just being able to function normally.
Tommy Hilfiger looking motorcycle tough.
I just can't figure out if he wants to be a Jet or a Shark.
Stacey Dash. I miss seeing her.
Yes, Rachel Weisz was in here yesterday, but if she wears this everyday, she will continue to be in here. I gave you two of Gerard Butler so this is a fair trade.
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Rachel McAdams looks like she is trying out for a part in Dirty Dancing. She is usually so beautiful.
I love Jamie Lee, but she is taking the aging gracefully thing too far.
She is so striking looking. I think we would all forgive her if she put on some lipstick or something.
LOL thanks EL. i will spend the time wisely trying to find out about the whole gay thing!
oh and i will find out!
ps The Hills, Statham AND a shoutout..you do love me lots!!!
warerbeds for everyone!
1 - I don't love Rachel McAdams. I don't dislike her, I just find her somewhat un-interesting.
2 - DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THESE 14 YEAR OLD POP TARTS IN HEAVY METAL T-SHIRTS!!! THEY CAN ALL GO TO HELL! After I quiz them, of course. Hey Demi, which Eddie was used for the 7th son of a 7th son tour? Hmmm? I'll give you an easy one: Who was Iron Maiden's original singer, and what album was he on? Oh, you don't know? Well I'M SURPRISED. REALLY.
*deep breath*
OK, I'm calm.
3 - Re: Benicio del Toro; because he probably has.
4 - Mark Ruffalo. I quite like him. He's cute. Seems like the cuddly kind though which is kind of a turnoff. But, it's the ones that LOOK cuddly who turn out to be the kinkiest. So that's kinda hot.
5 - Jamie Lee Curtis. I'm a big fan. Until her "I have regular bowel movements now" yogurt commercials. If there was one thing I did not need to picture...
Have fun in Spain, Jax!!
hey enty, bruno tonioli is also a judge on america's show, dancing with the stars and he looks pretty good for being in his 50's.
i also give him props because he's been with his partner for forever and who does that anymore?
MUPPETS!!!!! And this is the one Jason Segel is writing! I'm exploding with joy!
Can you blame Sir Ben?
Thank you for not posting the pic where Julianna flashes the seam of her panty hose. Claire Daines looks depressed again. That women looks like she'd fit in perfectly with us. :)
Under. I've seen tighter jeans than that.
Ugh, I think Ethan Hawke looks like Tom Cruise in that pic. Gross.
"Or you could just talk about Jason Statham and how is in Spain and how jax is going to be there soon. Hmmmm. Interesting."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacey Dash looks great!
Ditto Rachel Weisz! I can't bear to see the Mummy 3 'cause I loved her so much in the first 2.
Gerard Butler is one damn handsome man.
Hehe I still like Rose McGowan, even though she's not a very good actress.
As for Demi Lovato liking Iron Maiden, I did read somewhere that she said she's really into hardcore/thrash metal.. I am ashamed to know that.
JAX!!!!!!
I forgot about your trip. If you run in to JS - CALL ME...I'll be there within 10 hours,...
have fun!
K.
jax, when are leaving? Have a great trip.
im with Harriet...I dont love Rachael McAdams but I dont hate her either. She is the epitome of average.
But i LOVE Rachael Weisz. But she has been looking very skinny lately :/
mooshki - Rachel Weisz didn't sign on for Mummy 3, so she's not in it. Maria Bello filled in for her.
Stacey Dash looks amazing for 40.
I can't see how Hilfiger is straight, all I ever see is old queen.
Statham only looks good with his shirt off. Definitely not a cardigan man.
Carol Alt looks a little rough.
and YAY MUPPETS!
Steve Schirripa:
The way Ent talks about himself...this is how I picture him looking. Hee Hee.
I don't love Catherine Keener, but I have to say she looks great in that picture.
Viggo yesterday, Gerard today. I'm guessing Gerard's the winner. Both my favs!
DN, yeah, that's why I don't want to see #3. :) Because I'll miss her too much.
I like Linda Wells and have been an Allure subscriber since the beginning. She always looks prettier on TV than in pictures.
Yeah, Allure is about a BILLION times more interesting and less idiotic than Vogue. Good on Linda for that.
Rachel W. is gorgeous once again. Good, good, good.
This new McAdams hairdo isn't as grating as the pink streak she was sporting a year or so ago, right?
Harriet -- I hear you about the heavy metal shirts on young people. TOTALLY hear you!
MAGDA!!!
Have fun in Spain with Jason, Jax! Do things that are nice AND naughty. You know...
thanks peeps! i'm leavin on a jetplane saturday...my blog will be a travel blog while im away...so stop by and see pics of nudies at the beach!
hey its europe.
Ent, as far as Heidi, it's called stretch denim. You might want to try it. I'll bet she can roll those pants up her leg just like a pair of panty hose.
Besides the bad tan, Denise Rich is too matchy.
Have fun Jax. Don't leave out any gory details.
@dn-- am SO with you on the hilfiger train!
ooooh, jax! i didn't know you were going to spain!
looking forward to the the nudie beaches!
and maybe it's because we're so close in age, but i LOVE jamie lee. i love the hair, the killer bod (for our age), she gives me hope. and the yogurt? it works, folks. us bunnies have delicate digestive tracks.
i have so much muppet love, it hurts.
The Betsey Johnson pic made me laugh. Talk about innuendo. ;>
Strictly. Come. Dancing?!?!? Heehee
Demi Lovato feels like the Tiffany of the 2000s. I don't know why. And I am totally exposing my age with that comment.
Lainey had the best Claire/Julianna/MiserAlba photo of the day... Hag eyes. Too funny.
I cannot tell you how much I despise the painted on jeans look. A little room in the thighs is not a bad thing. They are too painful to look at.
Loooooove Mark Ruffalo. Have heard the best things about him.
Adore Rachel Weisz. And ditto.
And Ent? Two Gerrys are always a good thing, 'kay?
Gerard must be the winner... how could he not be? The man is pure hotness.
(The V man pic yesterday was mmmmm)
Bruno - he's how old? you sure that pic isn't photoshoppped??? Damn. That queen is looking *good* if that's all him!! Love him.
Mark Ruffalo!! Such a sweetie..
I loved Michelle Trachtenberg in the "Buffy" series.
Although I'm a walking "Fashion Don't" myself, even I wouldn't wear a huge Reese's Peanut Butter Cup wrapper on my chest.
Rizzo!
I think Jemaine Clement is Benicio's hotter doppelganger. Yeah, I said it.
Maybe Heidi puts those jeans on, gets in the shower to wet them down, then lets them air-dry so they'll fit more snugly.
After that second Gerard photo, can you people still honestly say he's a mega-hottie? He just doesn't do a thing for me.
I keep thinking Rachel McAdams is Parker Posey.
Catherine Keener is lovely and amazing.
i thought Rachael McAdams was Parker Posey. odd.
Ethan Hawke and Edward Norton are both pretentious jerks, and it shows in pics.
If those jeans make Heidi Klum look heavier than she is, what the heck would they do to me?!?
I mourn Benicio del Toro.
I hate to say it, but Gerard Butler does zilch for me, too. Give me Mark Ruffalo any day!!
Nice to see Mrs. Hanky out and about. Too much pink, though.
Ah, The Hills. I missed this week's episode - where Lauren mentally counts her chews, Audrina stares just past the camera, and Speidi spend yet another evening at a club ... completely alone.
I'll tak y'all's Gerard Butler leftovers then :) And that Michelle Trachtenberg line was so a reveal!
amy, that was JUST what I was thinking! Which one though, i wonder... i cant be bothered to go back and find it right now, but maybe later.
amy, that was JUST what I was thinking! Which one though, i wonder... i cant be bothered to go back and find it right now, but maybe later.
I am going to make the over/under on the time needed to get into these pants ten minutes.
For her, under. For you, over. Way over. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that you'll NEVER get into her pants.
...love Rachel McAdams, but you seriously cannot like the way her hair looks.
I did all those years ago when my mother wore her hair like that.
I think Carol Alt still looks great, especially considering her age.
notachance, i do, too. she's in her 50's. she's beautiful.
Jason Statham needs to be bi. It's only fair. No one should be denied a good fantasy about him.
10th grade. 1984. 14 minutes to get into those jeans. haven't been able to do it since...
I think Ethan Hawke is looking a little Harrison Fordish in that pic, altho he's got a Something About Mary thing going on with his hair...
Great photos...can never have too much Gerard Butler!
Where has Mark Ruffalo been? Love him.
I second your vote for Linda Wells over AW photos.
There's a pic of Claire Danes and Julianna Marguiles sitting next to each other and JM's waxed vijayjay is on full display. Obviously she did not take a cue from Ms. Danes to cross her legs.
Rachel Weisz is gorgeous!
Punkimeowzer, I'm pretty sure that photo is her thighs together, because a vajayjay does not start at your knees, last time I checked. hee.
For those of you who don't get the Gerard Butler thing, go back to his pre bloaty look, circa 2003 and check out "Timeline" (godawful movie, but he is so beautiful). I'm not a big fan of the bulky look, I wish he'd go back to that physique! YUMMMM.....
Just watched Gerard Butler in The Jury. (English mini series.) He was amazing. He does have some goofy looks though.
"I just can't figure out if he wants to be a Jet or a Shark."
hahaha, well played Ent...
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