Was Ken Paves Going To Watch?
Here is the thing I don't get about Jessica Simpson. I mean she is an international box office superstar, well at least in one country, and she wants us to think she is intelligent and a great business person and a singer and a great girlfriend but then when you actually read what she is saying, you realize it makes no sense.
Kneepads really opened wide last night and talked about how Jessica was late getting to some birthday celebration in New York because of some really bad storms when she left Nashville. I think the operative word there is Nashville. She was in Nashville with Ken Paves and got delayed in her flight to New York. Fine. It happens. I just want to make sure we knew where she was scheduled to be months in advance, who she was with and what city she was flying from.
Now, when she got to New York, she told the crowd she wished she was God so she could control the weather. If she was God, this world would be one crazy place. Anyway, the point of the post is that she told Kneepads that Tony Romo was really hoping she wouldn't be able to fly from Nashville because he had a very romantic date planned for them.
"Tony was just praying [that I wouldn't make it out]," Simpson admitted. "He had planned a really romantic date in case I didn't make it [to New York] tonight."
And while a date night was tempting, "I decided to come," she continued. "I'm like, 'Honey, I have to go.' "
Well considering that Tony was in Dallas all day yesterday and Jessica was in Nashville I'm guessing this date involved a couple of webcams and a trip to the Hustler store. I guess that is romantic in a sense, but it seems kind of awkward to me to have some kind of sex like that knowing that Ken Paves is doing Jessica's hair at the same time and making a running commentary of how Tony is performing. Plus, didn't he hurt his pinky? Isn't he out of football for a few more weeks? Should he be risking re injury by proving he can get excited by Jessica Simpson.
Kneepads really opened wide last night and talked about how Jessica was late getting to some birthday celebration in New York because of some really bad storms when she left Nashville. I think the operative word there is Nashville. She was in Nashville with Ken Paves and got delayed in her flight to New York. Fine. It happens. I just want to make sure we knew where she was scheduled to be months in advance, who she was with and what city she was flying from.
Now, when she got to New York, she told the crowd she wished she was God so she could control the weather. If she was God, this world would be one crazy place. Anyway, the point of the post is that she told Kneepads that Tony Romo was really hoping she wouldn't be able to fly from Nashville because he had a very romantic date planned for them.
"Tony was just praying [that I wouldn't make it out]," Simpson admitted. "He had planned a really romantic date in case I didn't make it [to New York] tonight."
And while a date night was tempting, "I decided to come," she continued. "I'm like, 'Honey, I have to go.' "
Well considering that Tony was in Dallas all day yesterday and Jessica was in Nashville I'm guessing this date involved a couple of webcams and a trip to the Hustler store. I guess that is romantic in a sense, but it seems kind of awkward to me to have some kind of sex like that knowing that Ken Paves is doing Jessica's hair at the same time and making a running commentary of how Tony is performing. Plus, didn't he hurt his pinky? Isn't he out of football for a few more weeks? Should he be risking re injury by proving he can get excited by Jessica Simpson.
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LOL!!!
Wait. Was this supposed to have happened yesterday? Because I live in Nashville and we haven't had any rain since last Friday and we haven't had anything you might consider a really bad storm in a month or so.
lol, enty, you're on a roll today. i think all this *tony is so romantic and loves me so much* bullshit is meant for carrie underwood.
aunt b...that's funny!!! busted by aunt b...
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aunt b i think the delays were OUT of nashville -the storm was in New York ?
Oh, canadachick, that makes sense. That must be it.
yeah, that would make more sense canadachick. I'm right outside Philly right now and the weather this way has been downright nasty the past couple of days, esp. with the high winds. They had to postpone the rest of game five of the World Series until tonight b/c of it.
That said, I think Jess is probably bullshitting. With Romo out for the next three or four weeks I guess it's possible that he decided to be w/ Jessica in Nashville instead of at a game riding the bench. I'm not a Cowboys fan so I don't know.
canadachick, good call. still, nice sleuthwork, aunt b.
Am I the only person on earth that thinks she is ... not so cute?
It looks like one way or another Bimbo Jessica just has to make some type of comment regarding her relationship with Romo. To show to everybody that they are still together.
If Romo thinks she is so hot why hasn't he propose to her.
I just can't stand the stupid "B".
NY actually had a lot of wind & rain yesterday, & there were flight delays. However, she is still an idiot.
yeah, up to an hour and 45 minutes in and out of newark and slightly better at the other two airports yesterday
Jessica needs to play Sarah Palin in whatever made-for-tv monstrosity gets trotted out after the election. I think that would be an inspired bit of casting, as she wouldn't really have to act all that much.
VOTE NOVEMBER 4!!!!!!
sarah, i've already voted and so has everyone else i know. whataya waiting for?
LMAO - Busted! What do you think that somewhere in the next few months, someone is going to be consoling her, saying, "he's just not that into you"... And will it be Pimpa Joe?
"Now, when she got to New York, she told the crowd she wished she was God so she could control the weather."
Who the fuck says shit like that? Somebody call Johnny Knoxville. Keep her mouth busy so she won't talk.
Molly, not all states have early voting. :) Plus, it's kinda fun to go hang out with all the voters on election day - you get to meet your neighbors!
@Sravya Reddy... we don’t need links spamming us with Bollywood skanks as clickbait. Yuck.
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