Michael Lohan Is Jesus
Probably one of my favorite headlines of all time. The great thing is I am going to link to his blog in the post so I know he will find his way back here. At first he will probably think it is one of his supporters. I was going to say many, but let's face it, there really are not that many.
Did you know Michael Lohan has a blog? He does. He likes to call himself Mike on the blog though. More tough? Maybe more manly. Fits that fishnet shirt personality more to be called Mike.
Anyway, Mike has had a blog for two whole weeks now and he seems pretty excited. Last night he even had a live chat for thirty minutes with his fans. Wow, thirty whole minutes. In the two weeks he has had his blog, the topic of conversation more often than not is Lindsay Lohan. You know, his daughter. Oh, he says the blog is about other things, but come on, it is about Lindsay. It is about getting people to read the site and making a buck and the best way to do that is to talk about Lindsay. He also seems to care that you see as many photos of him with his young girlfriend as possible.
I don't care. He can do whatever he wants. If he wants to make money off his kid then let him. He did say in a post this morning that since Lindsay and Sam have broken up that Lindsay is headed back down the path that God wanted her to take in the first place.
Mikey uses the photo above in one of his blog posts where he rips into TMZ for questioning his sanity. He also says that some people want to listen to him and some people don't and then starts basically comparing what he has to say to what Jesus had to say. Yeah. I know. Apparently Sam and Lindsay is just as important as anything Jesus did.
The real goal of the blog though, according to Mikey is to make a change in someone's life. "Maybe, WE will make a difference in some lives out there. Just maybe, that one comment or suggestion will ring true in the right ear(s)."
Uh huh. Reading about who Lindsay is sleeping with is going to change the world. Got it. Maybe one of the suggestions or comments will make you just learn to be quiet and go on with your life.
25 comments:
Michael Lohan is Puerto Rican?
Is it, unofficially, national douche day or something?
There are no words. Well, maybe one... unreal.
Yeah, he's right on the money.
Lindsey was on the 'right path' WAY before Sam the man came along.
See ya in church Linds! !
Other words that comes to mind are useless, self-centered, opportunist, and facist.
I am so angry with myself for clicking on the link to his blog. Bad Wench.
When is she going to sue her dad for slander?
Why do so many loud Jebus 'worshippers' come off as total asshole hypocrites?
Mike, I believe you lost the right to say anything about your daughter's life a long, long time ago.
"...live chat for thirty minutes with his fans."
He has fans?!?!?!?!
That's what I find the most shocking!
The only thing that would make me read his blog is if he'd promise to post more pics of himself in the mesh shirt. HOT!
love the geometry in artwork of that time. notice the upside down triangle made when you follow the space inside of the bodies.
is that the only way the lohans can communicate-via blog??
is it to much trouble to pick up the phone??
in other news, i hear mikey boy is dating kim from the real housewives of atlanta...step up from dina...or is it? **ponders**
J, are you fucking serious? That is almost too much to hope for! (Mikey & Kim)
The mere mention of his name gives me douche chills.
thats what i hear, syd...i smell a reality show...
@twunty
he's irish...
Wow, J, I can't believe he managed to find a bigger fame-whore than himself.
yes, Mooshki, he seems to be into train-wrecks...
Hahahaha WineGirl! I thought the same thing: he has fans? What does he do? All of these people are famous for absolutely nothing. How do I jump on this gravy train?!
he compares himself to Jesus?
(please don't make me look)
i'm thinking more sacred cow (please, please, it will burn my eyes if i go look)...
scratch that. definitely bullshit. ah, i knew i'd get it!
and now, dammit, i'll have to go look.
up yours, enty darling.
:)
Most Christians don't appreciate that non-Christians tend to judge us by the actions/words of hypocrites we completely disagree with. You might be surprised at who the Christians are in your life.
I'm no Michael Lohan fan, but, Enty, I feel you really took his post out of context. It seems to me ML wanted his kid out of a bad relationship (does anyone really think L & S were good for each other?).
I'd also like to add that most Christians attribute every good thing in their lives to God. It's just how we view the world - it always comes back to God.
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