Monday, July 06, 2009

Russell Crowe Gets Put In His Place


Sometimes pictures do actually tell the whole story, but since some of you are stuck in offices behind firewalls which don't allow for pictures, let me describe the action for you so you don't have to wait until you get home or find a more lenient employer.

In our first picture we see a portly Russell Crowe with a full grey beard attempt to tell a Wimbledon guard that he shouldn't be sitting with people who make less than him, and instead should be in the section reserved for people befitting his status.

The second picture shows Russell being lectured by the guard who is also in the Royal Navy about how to behave while at the match and to sit down like every other person in the stadium.
The third picture shows Russell turning back to the guard and throwing out the "don't you know who I am? I will get you fired line." He does it with his hands in his pockets and has been completely frustrated while what looks like Joshua Jackson looks on amused.
Finally in our last picture we see a disgusted Russell Crowe sitting amongst Woody Allen who looks about a thousand years old and also Ralph Lauren who looks quite good.

34 comments:

empyrios said...

PWNED.

Clanger said...

Thus adding to the proof that Russell is a certified wanker. Maybe he should write a song about it.

empyrios said...

^^LOL

califblondy said...

Is that Christina Aguilera's husband with the shades?

It doesn't look like the cheap seats to me.

Karmen said...

Clanger - you forgot to mention forcing everyone to listen to the song about how great he is and why he should only sit in the best section.

What an ass.

Anonymous said...

Besides being a pain in the ass he also has a swollen head lol.

What a jerk!

ItsJustMe said...

Hilarious.

figgy said...

AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! Everything about this post is funny! RC, who we now is a bigger buttnugget than even imagined after the BI reveal. And Woody Allen, OMG!!!

Ralph Lauren only looks good if you like flyaway Einstein grandpa hair.

Unknown said...

I just wish this was on video. This would be perfect.

I still can't get over that reveal about him (from Saturday). He's a great actor, but what a jerk.

The guy who told him off deserves a pint or two (at the very least) at the local "Rovers". :)

captivagrl said...

He's not aging well either.

.robert said...

The guy on his right in the last pic looks a little like Alan Alda.

What an ass. I wonder if he is nearsighted or something. What match was it? Maybe he had the hots for one of the guys playing.

jax said...

"but since some of you are stuck in offices behind firewalls which don't allow for pictures, let me describe the action for you so you don't have to wait until you get home or find a more lenient employer."

LOL Enty-thankyou! so true, i feel like emailing the 'boss' this post.
i guess that's what happens when someone very near retirement takes over the IT security side of things...

Choice said...

Omigod. Russell Crowe is fat again!

selenakyle said...

All my he-man heroes are dicks IRL.

MISCH said...

HE IS SUCH A JERK...

MnGddess said...

Russell should come to a Phillies and try to pull that. He'd get a verbal beating so bad he'd cry like a baby.

And that would be really, really funny.

MnGddess said...

Sorry * Phillies game *

Essie said...

So, Russell thinks he is more important than Woody Allen and Ralph Lauren??? Wow!! He really does have a big head!!

Fact is, when this next movie about Robin Hood is a flop, Russell will be down on the D list where he belongs!!!

Pookie said...

wow, he really HAS taken up residence in doucheachusetts.

Sinjin said...

OMG, I was at a BBQ and forgot about reveal day! Sorry Enty! Off I go.

LOL at Figgy's buttnugget comment.

Ms Cool said...

It all makes me a wee bit hotter for Russell Crowe.

Lolita Breckenridge said...

Woody Allen looks like he could star as the lead character in Weekend at Bernie's part 6.

ardleighstreet said...

I'd love to shake the hand of that guy in the Royal Navy and thank him for showing that just because you have an Oscar doesn't mean you are special.

Note to Russell: You are an ACTOR. You have not cured cancer or ended world hunger and until you do sit your ass down.

jax said...

ardleigh, we must not forget his accompolishments is the Phone Throwing Olympiad. I believe he took home gold....and silver handcuffs.

shakey said...

Maybe Woody was blowing some old man farts and he couldn't take the smell anymore. They can be quite bad.

Look how happy everyone looks in that photo! LOL!

Graneledone said...

Oh I love this! When I saw Woody Allen I was immediately reminded of a turtle and yowza-Ralph Lauren is looking pretty good for how ever old he is, which I'm guessing is up there :)

Unknown said...

Bwahahahaha!

bionic bunny! said...

i wanted to make a
jax and en-ty sittin' in a tree....
comment, but i'm afraid jax will kick my ass!

aw, you guys know i'm kidding and i *heart* you both!!

*retreating into burrow*

jax said...

you know, the description was pretty spot on Enty. lol. what a dick!

lol buns.

Victor von Doom said...

Dude in the sunglasses looks like Thom Yorke from Radiohead. The Woody Allen / Ralph Lauren hookup is pretty cool..and yes Russell looks like a colossal prick...

J-Mo said...

I'm surprised someone put their hands on him and there wasn't an altercation! Weekend at Woody's LOL good one.

stiffkittens said...

Remember when people used to think he was hot?

ardleighstreet said...

@Jax Loved the silver handcuffs comment. That was priceless.

BRAD PITT said...

Crowe: i don't want to sit next to a pedophile!!!!!

Guard: sit down and STFU

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