Ted C Blind Item
We know we promised we wouldn't talk about Morgan Mayhem anymore—until she cleans up her act, that is, which she so totally is not doing—so we apologize for bringing the dreaded M2 back into the mix. Had to.
The good news? This Blind Vice isn't entirely about nasty old Morgs, it's more about the young Hollywood bestie that's getting the Mayhem 101 in "How to Be Bad."
Meet Strawberry Snort'Em, a rising diva known for her mildly wild ways, who's picked up one of M.M.'s nastier habits…
Coke, a Mayhem fave (tho she'd tell you otherwise, obviously).
You wouldn't know it, but S.S. and M2 are quite close—as in share-a-gay-BFF close, the ultimate bond in H'wood. Thing is, Strawberry knows Morgan's rep and wouldn't be caught anywhere near her.
Even on Twitter, where Morgs desperately tries to chat our newest B.V. vixen up but never gets as much as a pity @reply.
But when Strawberry doesn't think she'll be caught, she's got absolutely no problem getting Morgan-level wild! And for a chick who's so friggin' concerned about what people think of her, S.S. isn't so discreet about her bathroom behaviors.
Maybe she figured it was an unspoken code of T-town? "What goes on in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom…"
Well, a few someones are blabbing.
Fellow clubbers on this specific night were too pleased to spot S.S. and M2 snorting away in the trendy L.A. hot spot's posh bathrooms.
And while Morgan went on to much more tabloid-talked-about antics that night (as she always does), Strawberry avoided the press and instead pissed off the other partyers with her coked-up craziness.
Strawberry was completely out of control, dish our club sources, telling us S2 was even climbing on statues within the club. S2's got a name that carries clout in Hollyweird, so security obviously didn't step in to stop her, even though the other club-hoppers were complaining.
Hey, this is Hollywood, people, if you don't like the way the starlets play, get out of the damn clubs, right?
With Morgan as a role model, we're terrified of what may become of sweet Strawberry Snort'Em. Cross your fingers, folks, because we'd hate to see S2's career—and personal life (what would her dude think?)—go down the drain like Morgan's.
It Ain't: Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Greene
Demi Lovato.
ReplyDeleteThe gay BFF is Marcus Molinari and the other girl is Katy Perry. Morgan Mayhem is of course Lindsay. Katy and Marcus constantly twitter to each other, and Lindsay constantly twitters at Marcus.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen?
ReplyDeleteDang! I was thinking Hayden all the way through this till I got to the ain'ts.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Katy Perry.. 100%
ReplyDeleteI have no idea which of these guesses is the correct one. But I do have to say, cocaine is a bad drug because snorting it is just a ridiculous way to get high. Smoking it or slamming it is way better, but carries more of a stigma -- which it should. When will these girls learn to just snort methamphetamine when they have to be away from a needle or crackpipe? It would fit better with their deathwish, and as long as they moisturize and hydrate, they wouldn't look any worse than any other bobbleheaded starlet.
ReplyDeleteobviously betty white
ReplyDeleteI've actually seen Lindsay tweet Katy an million times, and never gets a reply. I follow L, K and Marcus...
ReplyDeleteI can't make the connection with Katy being deemed as sweet, nor that her name carries clout in Hollyweird? In the music industry maybe, but Hollywood is a stretch.
ReplyDeleteWho is Emma Roberts dating?
Excellent work, Jessica--SOLVED!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the confirmation too, Kimstyle.
I was thinking Taylor Momson or Hayden P when I read this, but I think this is someone who doesn't already have such a bad girl image. I could totally see this being Katy.
ReplyDeleteHere is a picture from last night of Marcus Molinari with the same guy in the pictures of Lindsay from TMZ getting off the boat at 7:30 am, the guy in the white that was shielding her.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/1pil0j
Didn't Ted threaten to reveal who Megan Mayhem is if she doesn't stop with her shenanigans? I guess he doesn't have the balls for it after all.
ReplyDeleteIsn't KP with Russell Brand? I doubt he would care. At all.
ReplyDeleteShmooey, he might care now that he is post-rehab.
ReplyDeletethe blind says that Lindsay is always trying to chat up the girl on twitter, not the gay BFF. I don't see any famous female on her twitter that she's constantly talking to, but I got bored super fast and stopped looking.
ReplyDeleteDakota Fanning?
ReplyDeleteWhat goes on in the bathroom....
ReplyDeleteWhat goes on in Vegas....
Katy Perry sings Waking up in Vegas
Peaches Geldof. LL has been tweeting her, but to no avail. Also Peaches- Strawberries. Peches Geldof is dating Eli Roth, I believe.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Emma Roberts, but I could totally see this being Katy Perry.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Rumer Willis. Her name has clout, she has gotten quite thin. She also seems to care about how she is perceived by the public due to the fact her parents and step father are all in the biz. Step-Father Ashton was in "What Happens in Vegas" with Cameron Diaz and "Dude, Where's My Car?"
ReplyDeletePeaches Geldof is more than "mildly wild"
ReplyDeleteThe Peaches guess is good. Rumer Willis sprung to my mind.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you Heatherhug, Peaches Geldof has a big rep as a partier.
ReplyDeleteKaty, seriously? I thought she was settling down with Brand.
ReplyDeleteI do not think it is KAty Perry- she is good friends with Perez Hilton- and he HATES Lindsay- he would be all over this- and Katy is too smart for this, IMO. Crossing fingers its not her.
ReplyDeletePeaches is a GREAT guess, and so is Rummer- weren't there pics of them last year out together- her and Lindsay?
I cannot believe Lindsay was stupid enough to have her pic snapped with cocaine on the table- and I LOVE the pic of her with the ASS in her face- DLISTED says thats where her passport is!!!
Emma Roberts? I hope not.
Why would anyone worry about poor little sweet Peaches Geldof? She's hardly sweet by anyone's definition.
ReplyDeleteI also have a bit of a problem with Katy Perry, since she's actually older than LL. She's a big girl.
I keep thinking this blind is someone younger and more up and coming. Katy Perry is pretty much major celeb at this point, in my opinion (although her aunt and uncle are big names in Hollywood according to Wiki.)
Katy has a strawberry tattoo on her foot... A Ted clue?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Ted usually create fake names with the same number of syllables or the same rhythm as the real name?
ReplyDelete"Rumer" and "Strawberry" don't have the same number of syllables, but "Tallulah" and "Strawberry" do.
Anybody follow Tallulah Willis?
This is definitely Katy Perry. Google her and this Mollinari...and Mollinari is the guy in the pic attempting to shield Blohan's face.
ReplyDeleteI've given up trying to match the syllables to the names...sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don't.
I thought of Emma Roberts. Her name has clout and there was a blind about her father warning club owners not to serve his underage daughter which could be why she doesnt want anyone to associate her with MM.
ReplyDeleteI never heard any follow-up on the story that Katy cheated on Russell. Anyone heard anything recently?
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ReplyDeleteJust google Katy Perry and strawberry. Strawberry themed b day party, tattoos, clothes, jewelry and everything else fits.
ReplyDeleteWow one I actually knew! Definitely Katy Perry.
ReplyDeletei thought of emma roberts. i saw lindsay tweet her once, but idk if she knows the other guy.
ReplyDeletemarkus just tweet emma recently too
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen has been seen out with Lindsay, is up and coming, and younger.
ReplyDeleteKaty is older. Ted uses the term "role model". I don't model after people younger than myself. Otherwise, yeah, Katy fits.
Damn, I was really hoping this was Skankarella :-(
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was really hoping this was Skankarella
ReplyDelete:-(
Re the Ted C. use of syllables: According to Wikipedia, Katy's first given name is Katheryn, which means Strawberry would match up.
ReplyDeleteI think strawberry refers to an earlier blind about strawberry-flavored drugs.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry
ReplyDeleteClimbing statues sounds like her. Most recently she climbed atop a table(in a light-up ball gown) at a party and danced much to the crowd's amazement.
Always the preacher's daughter.
Is this what Travis McCoy is talking about? I don't suppose Russ would have much to say considering his own past or present.
Here's a tweet on LL's mentioning Katy Perry
ReplyDelete@PerezHilton @katyperry that's a great photo* pretty girl! twerk-it-out!
5:53 PM May 7th via web
Another LL tweet...
ReplyDeletemy fav. @katyperry song is California Girls
12:20 AM Apr 26th via web
So can we settle this than?!
ReplyDelete1) Katy has a strawberry tattoo
2) LL tweets, but never gets a reply from Katy
3) Marcus spends most of his time tweeting Katy and Lindsay, and was both of their escorts for most recent events.. Katy's birthday/ Lindsay in Cannes...
It's Katy... Not Emma...