Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Joe Francis' Wife Moves Out


I'm not sure why she married the a-hole in the first place, but Joe Francis' long time girlfriend and Mexican civil ceremony wife finally moved out on his sex predator self. Joe Francis denies it but then he is in a state of denial about a lot of things. I think he still believes he did not go to jail for being an all around nasty guy or that the IRS is after him or Vegas casinos or that he is probably on the hit list of girl's fathers all over the planet.

I just want to know what Christina McLarty saw in the guy anyway. She was a reporter and didn't Joe beat the crap out of some other female reporter? Where is the love for a fellow journalist? I suppose Christina might have been blinded by the new cars, private jets, and watching Paris Hilton doing it up the butt for coke.

20 comments:

Lux Luthor said...

I read somewhere that they were together for FOUR YEARS. Four years together, then divorce after only two months of marriage? Hmmmm.

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Cheryl said...

Oh no! Paris Hilton rears her ugly snatch again. Let's make a list of who she hasn't been with. I'll wait.....

Cheryl said...

jbdean_79. I think she told him she'd take it up the ass for coke but I may have my Paris stories mixed up.

Karmen said...

jbdean_79 - I'm not sure about that story, but here's the story where he assault the female journalist:
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/aug/06/magazine/tm-gonewild32

CDAN Mod said...

Money grab?

bits of moxy said...

Alcohol and drugs? I mean thats how he gets the young ones to flash their bitties.

Chrissy Buns said...

what a shocker, i thought they would last forever. cough*sarcasm*cough

Cecilia00 said...

Oh, Enty. $ometimes you can be so naive. I know exactly what $he $aw in him.

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timebob said...

did she just notice he was cheating on her for the last four years. Dude had a diffrent blonde on his arm every week.

Mango said...

Not a fan of gold diggers but I hope this chick takes him for a bundle. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Unknown said...

Is the paris story referenced the one where someone saw her smuggle drugs in her lady parts? This was when she was dating Joe Francis...I feel ashamed I remember gossip like that.

Cheryl said...

@Kate. I've been on the gossip websites for a long time and I remember all kinds of crazy gossip. I'm still shocked by seeing Paris naked on her knees at a party giving a bj to one of the dudes in Gnarls Barkley. People around them were having a party like it was no big deal.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Did the check bounce?

HannahPalindrome said...

Paris on her knees...what?

LOL-Paris doing it up the butt for coke! OMG! Hahaha

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shakey said...

Maybe this is her revenge against him - marry him and take him for what she can get for all the shit he put her and everyone else through. I wonder if she'll write a tell-all.

Like the grip he has on her neck. She's not a dog, dude.

TinselSass said...

I've been waiting to share this...

I have a friend - facialist by day, escort by night. About a week ago, I got a facial and asked about her night job (it fascinates me to know someone getting serious bucks to f*&#). That evening, she had passed on an opportunity to "visit" with Joe F. When she told me, I responded, "He just got married." She had been told he was single. I told her to look online. She did; we're still laughing at what a total Dbag he must be. The next day, she got another call to see him... she stayed away and is staying away.

Meg said...

^ugh!! DB indeed!

Surely, he had a pre-nup, but what @Mango said!

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