Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Joe & Teresa Guidice Are Divorcing

According to the new issue of The Enquirer, Joe and Teresa Guidice from RH-New Jersey are divorcing after the holidays. Not before, because then, you know, maybe not as parties to get paid to attend and there would be nagging questions asked that would be better answered in an exclusive in a tabloid for $100K. So, after the holidays. Their marriage is a sham anyway. Yes, they are legally married and they go places together, but I think he sees his girlfriends way more than he sees his wife. How can you stay with someone who is just constantly cheating on you with other people and in public? I think Teresa wants the world to think she has a perfect marriage so she can criticize other marriages.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM

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28 comments:

VIPblonde said...

I am filled with nothing but snark today. This made me do a little happy dance inside. Hopefully her kids won't be as sad now, especially Gia. Divorce can be a good thing in some cases

9:23 AM
Christopher Cruz said...

My heart bleeds for them.

9:31 AM
joymama said...

Now he can say 'here comes my bitch ex wife'.

9:33 AM
Barton Fink said...

Much as I depise her, I can't imagine a better couple than that knuckle-dragging idiot and the missus. They are vulgar, garish, loud, obnoxious, false, and as thick-skinned as lizards. I hope they can work it out.

9:33 AM
Sherry R. said...

Can they even afford to get divorced?

9:37 AM
skimpymist said...

I think she truly tried to fix her marriage but he couldn't control his wombat long enough to care. She'll find someone else in no time even if it is just for publicity.

9:38 AM
Unknown said...

Her, they have a bunch of kids together and I think THAT is why they are waiting till after the holidays. Would you do that to your kids? As much as I knew this was coming, there are children involved, so we need to tread more lightly.

9:42 AM
greenmountaingal said...

OMG I'm so surprised! Not!

Why is his nickname Juicy? He's gross! The thought of him pumping & grunting is enough to make me lose my lunch. Barf. Sorry for the image, everyone.

10:09 AM
mynerva said...

I've never seen this programme, but they look like horrible people in this photo.

10:10 AM
urban chaos said...

I'm guessing "juicy' because he is on the juice aka steriods.
They are both vile creatures- I hope he takes half her money and sells her out, I hope she drops off the D list forever.

10:27 AM
SallyTomato said...

I hate that I know this, but in the first episode, she said, "My husband Joe is juicy and delicious." Blech!

10:40 AM
yvettie said...

Uh maybe they aren't divorcing till after the holidays so their kids will have a nice holiday? Ever thought of that.

10:45 AM
Sarah said...

Great, we can start breeding the low, sloping Neanderthal foreheads back out of the human race as soon as their genitals stop touching.

10:50 AM
old ;ady said...

Didn't he have a son or two with a girlfriend? I know I read that somewhere. I can not stand the fighting any more so glad this fake marriage is over.

11:03 AM
Sis said...

I would like to see her happy. As for her criticizing other marriages, not so much imo, her marriage was constantly scruntinized and criticized for the last couple of years by all of the ladies and their husbands.

11:08 AM
katsm0711 said...

Sorry ladies but Joe won't be on the market anytime soon. Teresa just tweeted that the National Enquirer made it up. Damn. I guess I'll have to aim for mistress instead. Maybe if I learn to forge tax documents that will bump me up to the front of the line?

11:20 AM
katsm0711 said...

Wait I just looked at this pic. Don't they look like the Michael Scott and Oscar kiss? I don't think a pic like that is any indication of a bad marriage especially not knowing who the photographer was but it's funny!

11:22 AM
AKM said...

I'm with Sis. I don't recall Tre going out of her way to criticize any other marriages. She got a bit snippy with Jac, but ONLY after Jac got on her high horse and started slinging mud.

FWIW, in their younger days, Joe was NOT bad-looking by any means.

I hope this isn't true. God help me, I love Teresa, and those kids deserve a happy family if they can work it all out.

11:35 AM
Unknown said...

Exactly. I was in a similar position a long time ago.

11:39 AM
Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

I wonder why he hates her so much.

11:54 AM
greenmountaingal said...

Eeeeewwwwww!

12:06 PM
Lioness70 said...

He makes me want to barf, as do all men who represent that obnoxious Jersey stereotype. I'm thrilled that the Situation is on his way down and out, and this pig needs to follow.

I can't believe anyone would even give him a second glance, never mind sleep with him. Ick nast!

1:40 PM
anon said...

AKM - Teresa is always talking shit about everyone else's marriage - probably to deflect attention from her own. In addition to talking shit about Jac's marriage, she's made nasty comments about Caroline's marriage and Melissa's marriage. And somewhere in the back of my mind, I vaguely remember some sort of snotty comment about Kathy's.

3:32 PM
OKay said...

I really don't think either one of them is particularly concerned with what the kids need. Nope, they're still together because what enty said.

3:55 PM
Spring said...

This will help Theresa stay on RHNJ because they could do a whole storyline about her dating!

4:02 PM
car54 said...

This will give Teresa a good storyline for next season on RH---it starts filming soon.

He is a idiot. He was filmed TWO freaking days after he was humiliated about cheating on the RHONJ finale with another girl in a casino. He flat out lied on camera and then went out and did it again.

Theresa is old school--she was raised to get married once--stand by him as long as he doesn't humiliate you publically--and she has tried to lie and pretend it isn't happening.

She'd be better off on her own, but I don't think it's over for them....she is the queen of denial about all this.

4:37 PM
All about Eve said...

@ Barton Fink, when you put it that way...

6:45 PM
Unknown said...

I do know the enq does not make up stories. More than likely Teresa has an exclusive with in touch aka Teresa Magazine.

6:50 AM

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