This B list mostly any kind of work she can get actress has entered the dating pool again after an extremely high profile relationship ended and apparently freaked out when she had sex with her boyfriend for the first time. Like really freaked out. The guy has not called her back.
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47 comments:
Oh Katie.
Second the Katie Holmes notion.
Katie to the Holmes
Sounds like Katie, I wonder what freaked her out?
I guess it had been so long Katie forgot how to do it. When her boyfriend disrobed she probably screamed Oh My God What is that thing between your legs and why is it pointing at me.
Yep, it's K Ho. Great job, @Lindsey! I guess she shouldn't wax her butt anymore (thanks for that one, @Count Jerkula!)
The last time poor Katie had relations it was with a syringe, give her a break
Well, I'm sure she wasn't allowed to have sex for the entire marriage contract. You know Tom thinks girls are icky. Maybe it was like her first time again...
Too far?
Katie ain't been doing it and it must have hurt like the very first time. Unless we fail to give the guy props because he was hung like a horse.
last year, Enty had a blind item on an actress having sex for the first time since a long time and saying "it was like to lose again her virginity":everyone guessed Katie Holmes
Maybe he hit the spot she forgot she had.
I really want to give Katie the benefit of the doubt here.
Is Katie B-List though? I mean she has A-List fame. I mean a good guess but wasn't there a blind item where people assumed was her hooking up with some guy at Fashion Week?
Katie definitely. She's probably got PTSD associated with any relationship after 5 years with GMD. And the last time she had actual sex she got pregnant. Remember?
She probably started sobbing because it had been so long.
Maybe she freaked out because it was THAT GOOD. Compared to the turkey baster, I mean.
@ All About Eve
Probably the part where she saw his penis, because you know she never laid eyes on Tom's.
I really want to like Katie Holmes. I just finished watching Dawson's Creek all the way through for the hundredth time.
Why oh why did she end up with the GMD? I really want her to answer me that.
Oh, Katie. You can call me. I will be loving and considerate and thoughtful.
I mean, I'm used to having women freak out after sex.
@silly girl, i was going to say the same thing, she freaked because there wasn't a turkey baster involved.
The other thought i had was Julianne Hough.
Maybe she thought Xenu was watching.
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
:-D
thanks for cheering me up!
I was thinking she had got pregnant before The Controller and that that was why she married him, to conceal the real daddy who had abandoned her. Maybe I was wrong and Suri was pure IVF and Katie only just now got deflowered? With $cientology I guess anything is possible?
@scratchy - she lost her V card to Pacey :)
Seriously though, she was good in that film too, something April and then she just decided to become a robot wife. I've got this horrible feeling though that even though the GMD doesn't like poon, that he had some wierd sense that they should conceive naturally and they had these wierd, forced sessions in a rrom with just a bed and a 2-way mirror whith Miscavidge (sp?) standing behind it with a camera, some kleenex and an auditing machine.
Poor katie.
But I thought there was a blind (revealed at that) within the last 6 months or so about KH having sex with some new guy for the first time...in which the guy kept repeating, "I can't believe I'm having sex with (Katie Holmes), I can't believe I'm having sex with (Katie Holmes). ??????
She lost her V card to Pacey on and off screen...
But I'm going with Julianne Hough the last blind item about Katie was about her Dead Accounts co-star trying to get with her and Katie was referenced as A-List recognition but C-list actress.
Plus it says relationship my guess Ryan Seacrest not marriage ..
@VIPblonde: LOL!!! You are welcome. I'm glad you are putting the knowledge I pass along to good use.
I thought it was another hooker situation because it said "any kind of work she can get."
Lmao @VIP
Jenni Garth to be different? Her ex is the Twilight dad and their divorce was pretty big news at the time.
I think this is Julianne Hough. The "any kind of work she can get" line makes me think this isn't Katie Holmes. Katie can do whatever she wants, even flop Broadway plays.
mrjack: The movie was "Pieces of April" and I loved that movie. I didn't even realize it was Katie until she got famous as I never watched Dawson's Creek. And Patricia Clarkson is totally amazing all the time..
I thought it was Julianne Houge too.
Hahaha! @holiday
@Speakeasy, hahaha!!!
Not gonna lie, I freaked the first time I had sex with someone after my ex-wife split. It was awkward. I was all like "That was amazing, thank you so much. But you really have to leave now." But we went out a few more times after that so it must not have been too bad.
Katie seems like a logical choice, but isn't she legendary for her skills in the sack?
I'm thinking maybe Julianne Hough, she's off the beard train isn't she?
Maybe she had sudden panic about not using protection. Hell, I don't know, but it might be bad for her to get pregnant right now.
Or mommy's remorse. "I shouldn't be doing this. I should be home with my kid. God, what have I done?"
I remember that blind too.
Probably Julianne. She and Ryan never had sex unless it was doggie style and in the dark so he couldn't see it was a girl. Didn't she tell that story of being sexually abused in Paris when she trained as a young girl for ballroom dancing? I figured that was a publicity stunt to get attention for the stupid Safe Haven movie Ryan bankrolled for her so she would continue to play beard for him. But it could explain why she might freak out when she had sex with a REAL boyfriend.
Selena Gomez. That moment of horror when she realized how she loves the Bieber after all.
this makes me sad if it is katie H. What the heck did cruise do to her thats hurt her so bad?...
@ Anna ahahahahahaha
The difference in being with a guy who has a dick and being with a guy who IS a dick can be a shocking experience. Poor Katie. ;-)
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