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Silence.
ReplyDelete"Another sock that didn't make it."
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThese pretzels are making me thirsty. It's soon funny when my 4 year old says it.
ReplyDeleteI was in the pool !!!
ReplyDelete"They're real and they're spectacular!" never gets old.
ReplyDeleteTheir real and their fabulous :-)
ReplyDeleteI WAS IN THE POOL!
ReplyDelete#spongeworthy
*crickets*
ReplyDelete@Gayeld ^5
Delete(Unless crickets is actually a Seinfeld thing cause it's not like I'd know, in which case you can still have the ^5 but just for general purposes and not for Seinfeld).
"Get out of here!" (with a good hearty push)
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jerk Store!!!
ReplyDeleteNo soup for you!
ReplyDeleteI am master of my domain
ReplyDelete..and SERENITY NOW!!!
ReplyDelete"The correct answer is...Moops."
ReplyDelete"Festivus for the rest of us!"
ReplyDelete"Turn to the cookie, Elaine. Turn to the cookie."
ReplyDelete+1 Charlie. The nuns were right: I did go blind.
ReplyDelete"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
ReplyDeleteElaine Benes is POTUS, everyone!
^5 +1 always and Forever
Delete"I don't wanna be a pirate!" I bought my BF the puffy shirt for Christmas!
ReplyDeleteAre you sponge worthy?
ReplyDelete" No Soup For You! "
ReplyDeleteIf I ran a restaurant, I would be a soup Nazi too...!
Manzziere/ brozziere
Festivus..
" we have now come to ...THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!"
" Can you spare a square?" :-D
I'm always amazed when that doesn't work...how can you Not know what I mean?
You can stuff your Saris in a sack!
ReplyDeleteKeep it in the vault!
ReplyDeleteYou want a piece of me?!!!
ReplyDeleteAll of them!!
ReplyDeleteOT I am dying for Enty to do a post on how Jennifer Lopez, who is a "co-singer" in the World Cup theme song is not even going to Brazil to perform it. I know Enty could do the most hysterical post about it!
Yo Yo Ma!
ReplyDelete(Kramer)On being asked why he was back from baseball fantasy camp early:
ReplyDelete"There was an incident."
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ReplyDeleteCARTWRIGHT!
ReplyDeleteHOW can I pick just ONE?
ReplyDeleteNo way.
"I thought you were happy-go-lucky!"
ReplyDelete"No. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky and I don't go."
Also: "You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high."
"I went out with you, didn't I?"
"That's because my standards are too low."
Kramer -Jerry I'm swinging free!
ReplyDeleteElaine - "I don't see how you guys walk around with those things."
Serenity now.
ReplyDeleteI say that all the time. Love that Mr. Costanza.
"He's a close talker".
ReplyDelete"They're real...and they're spectacular." Fits with so many things and not just boobs.
ReplyDeleteMy all time fav Seinfeld scene bc I can't choose one line
ReplyDelete"You yadda yadda'd over the best part!" "I mentioned the bisque."
ReplyDeleteNone, never could get into that show.
ReplyDeleteIt was a Scratch!!
ReplyDeleteGet jiggy with it
ReplyDeleteOh - and also "Now I'M driving the bus!"
ReplyDelete“We were on a break!" Oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteFestivus...
ReplyDelete"...as I rained blows upon him, I thought, there's got to b another way." -Sr. Costanza
Tehehehe
"What's the deal with (insert obviously cliche object for ridicule here)"
ReplyDeleteSerenity now!!! I still say that.
ReplyDeletenot that there's anything WRONG with that.
ReplyDeleteSHRINKAGE!!
ReplyDeleteI'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving it!
ReplyDelete@Andrew
DeleteHA!...Good one.
THAT'S what it was supposed to be. Thanks Andrew.
Delete“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
ReplyDeleteJerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”
"That's not gonna be good for anybody."
ReplyDelete"Serenity Now!"
ReplyDeleteJerry said (often) in the episode EVEN STEVEN: Thing always even out for me.
ReplyDeletenot that there's anything wrong with that
ReplyDelete"Her name rhymes with a female body part." "Mulva?" "Oh, Dolores!"
ReplyDeletePuddy: "What's going on with you and vegetable lasagna there?"
ReplyDeleteElaine: "This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me."
Vegetable Lasagna: "I can hear you."
"Undatable!"
ReplyDelete"Then how are all of these people getting together?"
"Alcohol."
Maybe the dingo ate your fiancé.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dingo ate your babay
DeletePulp can move, baby.
ReplyDeleteNo soup for you!
ReplyDelete"The Summer of George". Every summer for years my daughter makes these elaborate plans for fun and something terrible always happens.
ReplyDelete"Festivus for the Rest of us!!!"
ReplyDelete"I cannot spare a square"
ReplyDeleteElaine and Teri Hatcher in the bathroom stalls and Elaine was out of paper and asked for some.
Sweet fancy Moses!
ReplyDelete"You are not a comedian."
ReplyDelete"Hey little girl you want some candy" - his pick up line when he met Soshanna.
ReplyDeleteKramer:" oh, its all authorized."
ReplyDeleteAlso- Mr Bookman-"I know your type'. Flashy, always making the scene!"
ReplyDelete"The sea was angry my friends; like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli......"
ReplyDeleteI find "he/she's a low talker" comes up in conversation a lot haha
ReplyDeleteHOOCHIEMAMA!!!
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ReplyDelete"I haven't got a square to spare" -Jamie Gertz
ReplyDeleteI could see if you ordered the regular salad. But you had to have the BIG SALAD!
ReplyDeleteI actually never saw this show because I lived for decades in a country where it wasn't broadcast, now that I am in the US, I have to admit I find the humor lame - sorry :-D
ReplyDeleteHe's Sponge-worthy.
ReplyDeletetop of the muffin to you
ReplyDeleteNewman! Hello, Jerry.
ReplyDeleteElaine: I'm out! It was John John.
Elaine to Puddy: That's IT we're getting back together again!
George: I work for Vandelay Industries and we're into latex.
No Soup For You! Come Back In One Month!
Elaine: I can't go to the show with you Jerry. I have to go buy Socks for Mr. Pitts.
Jerry you're an anti-dentite (says Tim Watley aka Bryan Cranston).
You have to see the baby!
Jerry to Bania: That's it! Enjoy your meal! Soup and salad is a meal.
"See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to pretend to be an architect.... Said George/Art Vandalay
ReplyDeleteSo many…. NO SOUP FOR YOU .
ReplyDeleteKramer, while sitting in a sauna:
ReplyDelete"Geez, it's like a sauna in here."
so many from "The Contest:
ReplyDeleteKramer, slamming his money down: "I'm out!"
Jerry and George: "Are you the king of your castle...the master of your domain..."
Do his jokes offend you as a Jew?
ReplyDeleteNO-they offend me as a comedian!
The summer of George!
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