Blind Item #6
Apparently men are not the only customers who enjoy a happy ending. This B+ list mostly television actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special place she goes to get massages and the women there provide our actress a special service for which she tips several hundred bucks a visit.
23 comments:
Anna paquin
Elisha cuthbert. Happy endings and all.
Ummm Sookeh?
She's bi.
Kathy bates
I was gonna say, sounds good. Then i thought if this were a man, we'd say ewww. I guess i have been snared by the old double standard. Im guessing mimi.
Anna fits.
Only cuz I think she'd have to pay...
Fine @Sugarbread
Lorraine Bracco
Can the blind be any vaguer?
You know, I don't have a problem with this... why should the men have all the fun?
I'd give Paquin a happy ending massage. For chicks, would it be a Rub & Rub? I would give her a good scrubbing on the table shower and provide Asian at no extra charge.
Melissa McCarthy, the special is a sammich (yes I know that I am a c#unt)
But that would take another hour on the table. Or maybe I'm just unusually slow in my happy endings ;-)
@Tricia S, why not? :D
Well that's hot
What's Asian?
this is a recycled variation of the pussy eating salesgirls at Barney's blind item that was never revealed.
@ astra
"Asian" = oral sex
@Astra & Hairydawg: Asian is Rimming, named so because it is a frequent occurrence at Asian massage parlors.
French is Oral Sex, Greek is Buttsecks and Russian is Titty Fucking.
Melissa Leo
Queen Latifah. Started on TV, back on TV, and nominated for Chicago.
Meliisa McCarthy
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