Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Blind Item #8

Someone who recently had sex with this former Downton Abbey star said the sex was in the dark and one position and the actress never made a sound or said a word. The guy said it was kind of creepy. Yeah, not creepy enough to stop though. My guess is the guy had performance issues because of all the drugs he takes and is trying to make himself look better.

31 comments:

Tricia13 said...

No idea-Rose Leslie?

Toppermadison said...

Maggie Smith? (Sorry, but someone had to say it.)

Sunspirit said...

Michelle Dockerty

Lurky McLurkster said...

Damn it, I was too slow

Lurky McLurkster said...

Laura Carmichael (just to keep throwing out names)

sandybrook said...

Sophie, because the guy described sounds young almost like the One Dimension addict\semi-twink depending on what day it is here.

sandybrook said...

Never mind wrong show. Still sounds like the guy is young, so who on that show is around 25?

Toppermadison said...

Maggie Smith. (There, I said it.)

Lady Mary, of course!

Toppermadison said...

Things are loading slowly today. Sorry for my duplicate post.

sandybrook said...

Michelle Dockery in the DM today FTW!

longtimereader said...

Rumoured to be into the ladies...maggie smith.

KellyAnne C., The Girl From P.U.T.I.N. said...

Why is this guy letting everybody know that his lovemaking skills are so poor that his partner fell asleep well before he finished?

texasrose said...

It's a lock. She is also one of the most unsexy actresses out there. How she got cast in Good Behavior which has some kinky sex scenes is beyond me. She is the only one that popped into my mind when reading the blind.

Spaghetti said...

Sounds like he had a small penis and she probably couldn't feel anything. She might have been day dreaming about ice cream and watching tv when tiny penis was done.

DUH said...

Maggie, you frigid ho.

Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing) said...

It was probably the dog Isis.

Lisa said...

Lol

Junes Better Looking Younger Sister said...

Yaaawn....is it in yet?

MySoulIsDarkerThanYours said...

Way back there was a blind about Laura Carmichael wanting only vanilla sex and her partner (guessed to be Cumberbatch) wanted to be a little more acrobatic. My guess is Carmichael. Not sure about the guy this time.

8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob said...

Obviously not Brown-Findlay, the fappening showed that she likes roosters everywhere on her.

celibot said...

michelle dockery?

she seems a bit cold. though lets remember for a second she lost her fiance to cancer, he was shortly diagnosed after they were married and then he died.maybe its hard for her to reconnect on a sexual level. also this guy sounds like a tool and probably was shitty at fucking.

I wish she was bi, I'd go down on her!

Wendy said...

I was going to say, Dockery just lost her husband to cancer so give her a break.

Reality Check said...

Probably Michelle, in her new show good behavior very wooden
She did lose her fiancé when Downton ended and anyone who has seem someone they love die of cancer, and so young- it s life altering
If she s intimate again, God love her, I imagine it is incredibly bittersweet right now
Whoever it is , the bigger issue is you spent this time with a jerk who talks about it- that is the bigger lesson- you deserve more, anyone does man or woman

Vipstah said...

Was he raping her?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Lie back and think of England.

Does anyone ever watch those House of Lords videos on YouTube (in the news) and just feel really, really annoyed with the toffs in there? They piss me off... And I'm a person who normally thinks politicians are sexy as fuck.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I don't think so, it sounds consensual. It rather makes me think of some sex scenes in this film: https://mubi.com/films/sit-roll-over-play-dead

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I'm sorry she had to go through that. I hope she recovers.

Hortensia said...

Penelope somebody, Mrs. Hughes.
Y'all leave my Michelle and Laura alone!

Tom Cervo said...

Erm, yes. Gossip justice demands naming the kiss-and-tell cad rather than the unfortunate who had to suffer through his dingy attempts at ardor.

Ruh-oh said...

Rose Leslie- her and the KitN are supposedly on a break/open, And there are other party stories about her. so.....

Waterlily said...

The guy has no clue that most of the women he sleeps with are OH GOD faking it.

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