Saturday, March 10, 2018

Blind Item #6

You know, one of these days the A+ list singer and her PR team are going to get this thing right. Everyone knows the A+ list singer doesn't go anywhere without a wall of armed security. So, when pictures emerge of her from five feet away showing her in some kind of way she imagines a relationship to be from what she has seen in the movies, everyone knows they are staged. I will give her credit for not doing the piggyback move that she tried for three consecutive relationships. 

32 comments:

Dena said...

Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend...yay!

T. W. said...

I am thinking Tay Tay but I don't see the movie connection.

Dena said...

I guess he's not new, it's the same old Joe.

T. W. said...

I read the blind too quick but I stand by my guess.

Neil said...

I think it means that Taylor is acting the way she thinks she should be acting based upon the way she has seen happy lovers act in the movies.

Beth said...

She stages her pap photos to look like what she's seen in movies.

T. W. said...

@ Neil & Beth Thank you!

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Is Tay Tay secretly a white nationalist tranny singing songs of Euro emancipation?

T. W. said...

@Gerljirie ' Maybe she was part of that Prussian Blue duo.

Adrian Zmed said...

LOL!!! at the "piggyback move". She should just piggyback on Elaina Delle Donne (WNBA player). She's hot and more Tay Tay's type anyway. I think they would make a great couple.

joshg g said...

Her songs would be better if she did

Freckles said...

Reminds me of the staged pictures of her and Harry walking through the park. She was acting like she was in a movie and he looked so uncomfortable

sandybrook said...

Elena married her g\f Adrian, the last thing TayTay wants to do besides coming out is be a homewrecker. God forbid she comes out because she wrecked one.

Ernie McCracken said...

I, for one, wholeheartedly hope she finds the courage to come out. It would finally put an end to her godawful "man done me wrong" songs polluting the airwaves.

plot said...

Taylor still stuck in the early teen mindset of what romance is.

Haven't her fans moved beyond this now?

Carolina Prado said...

I can't get over the resemblance between Joe and Karlie It's like one of those quiz simulations where you turn your picture into the opposite gender to see how you would look like.

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annieroo said...

OH great Katy Perry is now responsible for killing a nun!!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/katy-perry-property-case-nun-in-legal-battle-dies-in-court/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=49050089

notthisagain said...

lol taylor swift and her beard du jour, closeted joe alwyn. she even dressed him up like in one of the lyrics of her new song thats gonna drop! something about dark jeans and nike.

her fans are hilaaaaaarious to believe this hetero nonsense. taytay, come out some day!

Anonymous said...

Taylor Swift is not gay

HollyMcGolly said...

I don't understand why everyone is trying so hard to make Taylor Swift out to be a homosexual. Silly. The only bothersome thing about her is that she has the emotional maturity of a 16 year old.

sandybrook said...

If Taylor Swift is not gay then I'm not white and straight😎 (unfortunately her long legs get me excited, too bad they don't rap around men's necks😥)

Kate said...

And those ghastly Hiddlestone pics

Dannette said...

The photos that "happened" to be papped were taken on a secluded private Malibu trail, lol.

Jennifer Low Rents said...

If this is Taylor Swift, why would she have to pretend to act like she knows what a relationship should be like? Hasn't she been in a LTR with Kloss?

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T. W. said...

@joshg g - that was funny for all the wrong reasons.

cebii said...

She is in a LTR, and she keeps trying to act out those romantic moments she had with Karlie, and then wrote about, with her beards. Unfortunately, they never look real.

Danilo said...

Taylor is never with a man, that should be weird. It seems that female homosexuality is harder to believe, If Taylor were a man she would be called Gay for the rest of her life haha

plot said...

Taylor seems asexual to me. Oh she likes controlling people around her but probably nothing in existence really turns her on.

longtimereader said...

Asexual!?! the girl is as gay as can be and turned bearding into a profitable artform.

cc423 said...

She is beyond boring.

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