Sunday, April 29, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 22, 2018

Apparently we are all supposed to be sheep and continue to believe the no work done mantra from this permanent A list mostly television actress who has done movies including one based off a television show. She can barely move her face from the work done.

Sarah Jessica Parker

28 comments:

T. W. said...

I doubt any improvement was made to that face. Surgeons need something to work with, they cannot perform miracles.

just sayin' said...

Oh dear, and I thought she was "aging gracefully". I still say she'd do well to eat a little more.

Bob Barnett said...

She looks like a younger horse now

Unknown said...

None of these bitches age gracefully. Most women are status driven, throw in a narcissistic personality type that 99% of actresses have and yeah they'll mutilate their faces in the delusional belief it makes them look younger. We know objectively that a 50 + woman having plastic surgery takes zero years off, they still look their age but with a weird looking face. Honestly stick to boob jobs and lipo leave your face alone.

Anonymous said...

She looks like an egyptian mummy resuscitated

Sd Auntie said...

SJP is not a classic beauty but being pin thin aged you. Lots of good surgeons in NYC...she should t RT y that instead of fillers

cheesegrater15 said...

South Park nailed it with her.

Melissa Lyn said...

Why do all the women getting plastic surgery come out looking like drag queens.

IanPhlegming said...
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Crazycatlady said...

😂 +1

NYCkatekat said...

I think she resembles more of a mole these days

Andi said...

She was never a great beauty, she just had a good glam squad. She always had a long face, and now trully does look like a horse. She needs to fire whoever does her make up now, the thick black eyeliner and shadow makes her look even older.

Gator said...

She still looks awful with that nose and dark eyeliner.

T. W. said...

@Melissa Lyn

If Truther blogs & videos are to be believed almost all female celebs are biological males and the male celebs are biological females. The evidence the Truthers present is down right convincing.

I won't say anymore because I believe people should make up their own minds.

Mstyles said...

TRANNY.
She is a MAN. Born a man, man face, man skull, man hands, man body with fake bolt on-s.
I cannot stand this disgusting tranny beast.
Ugly to the core.

MrsAmiss said...

I like the show on HBO but her inability to move her face ruins it for me. I love Thomas Hayden Church

Unknown said...

My old gf used to have that celeb voice GPS option in her car, and you guessed it, none other than SJP- but it gave distances in furlongs instead of miles.

Unknown said...

She found celebrity too quickly through her role of Annie. It makes no sense because her voice was awful and she was anything but cute. She quickly jumped from broadway to starring roles in hollywood in her teens and then to being the lead of her first sitcom. Is there a casting couch or connected family member in her life?

She was only about 36 when she introduced the NYC ballet workout videos, although she opted not to actually dance in them. Her face was awaful even then. Whatever she's doing, it doesn't appear that taking care of herself is part of her routine.

She's totally ruined Joshua Kadison for me. Can't believe he wrote the song Jessie for her. Who? What song? Exactly. One more person she left in her dust, but if you listen to the lyrics, he paints her as nothing but a user and a flibbity jibbit. She even left the cat behind for fame. But even then at such a young age, she was over fame and wanted out. And yet he loved her all the same. She went through a string of Hollywood men and turned her back on apparently the one man who did love her.

Fifi LaRue said...

SJP is a beauty in her own way.
She's successful, has a family, and a husband.
She has a gorgeous, elegant home in NYC.

NordeastB said...

Thomas Hayden Church is the best thing about "Divorce." The overuse of eye makeup and hair straightening are not helping her. Let the hair go natural SJP!

Unknown said...

+1000 @Bob 😂😂

Jx-Noelle said...

Haha @Jon Feltman - that’s funny!

High Class Jackass said...
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Aoife said...

There is a French expression for women like SJP: "jolie laide". It literally means "beautiful ugly". There is no comparable expression or concept in US English.

Unknown said...

Peter Griffin described her accurately when he said 'she looks like a foot'.

Carrie said...

wait, there are actually people who think SJP hasn't had work done?

just sayin' said...

I agree Hortensia and SD Auntie...at her age having a hard body isn't the asset it used to be. She needs to soften up her look with a little natural fat. She has created her own look and style that's admired by many women and gay men, but trying to pass her off as a billionaire-man-magnet on "Divorce", the way she was on SATC, is ludicrous. Not so much because of her looks, but because of her age and lack of social status. It just doesn't happen like that anymore when you're her age unless you're a trophy for other reasons (fame, money, influence).

Itttt said...

They could do a Mask remake (the Cher one, not the Jim Carrey one) starring Seabiscuit Jessica Parker sans makeup. No SFX necessary.

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