Today's Blind Items - Suction, Trance, A Little Coke

Back in the day weight loss wasn't as easy a weekly jab. So I guess you have to give the one celebrity from the southern reaches - not Hollywood you understand, but his profession runs in the family (including a certain child) - credit. It's just that back then weight loss meds tended to be highly regulated (and for good reason), not least because they could make the user a little daft. That's what he told the one celebrity on air known for their shared interest. His wife called a short time after the filming to beg them not to air it. Mercifully, they agreed.