Random Photos Part One
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Esquire January 2008 issue.
David Beckham shilling for his new line of underwear. Basically what he is saying is that there is a little pump that gives you more than God gave you.
Jenny McCarthy looks amazing and I love how she has transformed from the Playboy goddess into an advocate for children.
I don't think Jude Law wants to use this photo as a headshot. He needs to call Brendan Fraser or John Travolta stat and find someone who can fix that hairline.
That is Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the far left grabbing Gerard Butler's ass. Hilary Swank was going to be grabbed, but no one could actually find her ass.
In what is news to Sarah Larson and George Clooney, WireImage classified Sarah Larson as George's affianced. He looks about 70 in this photo so he should get while the getting is good.
Doesn't Dita von Teese always look as if she has been photoshopped? How does she do her makeup like that? It seriously is like looking at a poster when you see her. Now, some will say it is because she puts on so much makeup. Fine. But when Christina Aguilera puts on her five pounds of makeup, it just looks like five pounds of makeup with a probable zit storm beneath.
I decided to throw Sharon Stone a bone. I was going to get into the whole amfAR in Dubai and that French boy in Dubai who was gang raped for being gay but couldn't admit it because he would be jailed or executed so police didn't want to arrest his attackers and now Dubai is hosting an amfAR benefit. But, I said I wouldn't get into it, so I'll shut up now.
Nothing really to say about Sam Riley here, I just really like the photo. He won an award at The Breakthrough of The Year Awards.
Oprah Winfrey is worth a bazillion dollars and can get anything for free. With that much money and a designer just a phone call away, why can't she find something to wear that fits her? She looks like the woman at Wal-Mart who hasn't bought a new outfit in twenty years and fifty pounds.
Damn I'm feeling nice. Megan Fox actually doesn't look like a ho. It's probably because Josh Duhamel was going to be there and she needs to move up from the D list guys. Sure, he's with Fergie, but Fergie is about a year away from looking like Cloris Leachman.
I'm not sure what idiot gave JR Rotem and Kim Kardashian an award for Breakthrough Of The Year. I do understand that if you combine these two, they probably have slept with more people than almost any twosome combination you can come up with. I know most of you will say what about Diddy? I'm not sure he actually sleeps with the women very much. I think he doesn't want to get mussed up. What about Paris? Paris gives it up, but I don't think at quite the level that Kim does. Besides JR is the hole card. Anyone who goes back for seconds with Britney Spears is a guy who will do anyone.
29 comments:
Johnny Depp looks amazingly hot.
I've seen that Jeffrey Dean Morgan shot everywhere - please tell me this is not to be followed by 100 million JDM is gay entries by the world.
I love George Clooney, but you're right he does look old there.
Oh, is the megan fox/josh duhamel comment a BI reveal?
Re: George Clooney When you date 20-something women you beg comparison to 20-something men and,at 46,you come off looking just plain old. Photographed next to an age appropriate woman he would look like the mature hotness he is.
Exceptionally good captions today!!
JR Rotem's head looks like a block. JR, join the rest of us in the process of evolution.
that's probably very close to what Clooney really looks like (w/o the hair dye, fake tan, and teeth whitening and stylist). i think he faked a birthdate early on. he has always looked older to me.
David Beckham - "golden balls" indeed.
Jude - bald can be beautiful, even you, Enty.
JDM/GB - insert fantastically written fuzzy-face slash fiction here.
Sam Riley - Go see CONTROL! You'll forget you're watching a movie. Well deserved award.
JR Rotem - Y'know, those photos on his J-Date profile were so much better than he looks IRL. (and lol at kory re: join the evolution).
I've heard that male underwear models wrap a slice of bread around their cock to hide lumps & make it look bigger. Looks like Becks misread the instructions and used a dinner roll instead!
First of all, Becks nether regions look totally f-a-k-e...
Ans as much as I love my Georgie, he needs to grow up and date women his age. And he has gotten older looking this past year. Can't remember who wrote that his age is faked - but, I know people who have seen him in person in the past few years and he seems to have aged very quickly in the past year and a half. When they met him they told me he looked great and slightly younger in person.
And J R Rotem needs an Extreme Makeover ASAP.
Oh, and I'd grab Gerard Butler's ass in a heartbeat...
Damn! I didn't know JRscrotum was cockeyed like that! Lawd him and Britney having a baby would've been scary!
Dita uses that pancake makeup. She said it some interview, saying it makes her paler and gives her that pinup look.
Jesus, thank you for Johnny Depp and Beckham's overstuffed package. Amen.
With all those STDs between them, I think they actually meant BreakOUT of the year.
Tania — Dinner roll?!?! OMG, I will be laughing about that for days!
Tania, that was LOL funny. Bread as the new codpiece - who knew?
WTF?! Is that a codpiece or something? No way that's real beef, its way too smooth.
Don't break my heart with Jeffrey Dean Morgan grabbing Gerard's ass! Even if he is a twink, he must have better taste than that.
I'm so happy for Sam Riley! I haven't seen Control yet :( hopefully it will be out on dvd soon! it's killing me not seeing it!
Glad others were wondering about Becks' package as well. I kept starring and starring and wondering..but a bread roll, I didn't think of that one!
LOVE Johnny!
Ahhh the Megan and Josh mention...anyone think of whether that fits any blinds?
I think this is the BI that many thought was Megan/Josh. Brian Austin Green would have been the Actor/BF/C lister.
Actress - "Honey you go on and I'll be there in a minute. I have some more press to do."
Actor/BF/C lister - "OK."
The B-minus list actress then heads for a limo and climbs in. Stays in for ten minutes and gets out putting on fresh lipstick, and trying to fix her hair while she walks away. Out of the limo shortly after is an A list television actor (by definition) and sometime film actor checking to see if anyone noticed while tucking his shirt back in. Only about 30 people are standing around the limo. I'm sure no one will say anything. Ooops. Guess they did. Did I mention the A lister has a girlfriend?
Wow the caveman won and award..my bad its ScrotemGotti.
The cloon is sick..i've said it for awhile. I really really think he has something we don't know about yet.
1st - thanks caligirl for reminding me of that blind! Perfect fit. Sometime film totally screams out "Win a Date with Tad Hamilton" to me.
2nd - jax, he does have something wrong, I'm sure of it.
Didn't the Cloon have an issue with the hospital that he and GF Sarah went to after their motorcycle accident? He didn't want his records getting out because of some condition...or something like that.
Kara..ohh that's news to me. I know he was peeved becasue they even confirmed they were there and it was an invasion..but ya i can see that.
I seem to recall a very Alister being sick in a BI but i think that might be TV. and my guess still is either Adrian Pasdar or Keifer..guess we all know what happend there.
He went from normal to gaunt in like no time.
Is that George Clooney or Abe Vigoda? You decide.
I agree with Jax--Clooney is definitely not well. He used to be almost beefy looking, and now, well, he just looks so gaunt and frail.
Cloon's looked bad since his spine problem - anyone remember details? Life threatening, no? Wonder if it's something that's chronic...
I love Dita!
And yeah, to agree with almost everyone here, Clooney does look thin and sickly...but he still has that gorgeous smile!
Town Bike said...
With all those STDs between them, I think they actually meant BreakOUT of the year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is George fighting a disease? Even his teeth have aged. He really does not look healthy.
Depp is beautiful
Judi, I agree that he's looked bad since he hurt his back filming Syriana. He lived with it for some time thinking it was a rupture disk only to find out that a membrane that covers the spine had torn and was leaking fluid. This required surgery to repair. A trauma to your system can age you, and that's what I think happened. He's looked like butt 80% of the time we see him now.
I could have sworn that was an older Tony Randall photo, until I read that it was George Clooney. If they ever do another Odd Couple movie, he would fit the part. I love Johnny Depp, and I love him more that he is a family man and not running around as far as I know. I think I have seen him in person, I worked at an airport at one time and had to check drivers licenses. Do actors have fake drivers licenses with different names on them? I live in an area where sometimes films are made.
Johnny Depp does look very nice.
I kept also starring at Beckhams lower region. Thought it was fake too LOL.
Jenny McCarthy looks very nice here for the first time.
George C. looks like he is starting to age not so good.
Dita beautiful like always. Love the outfits she wears.
Oprah - couldn't believe I saw those big wheel tires right LOL. Talking about being over blown up HAHAHA.
JR Rotem and Kim K. look like they got their first porn award LOL.
if georgie boy DOES have a back problem, believe me, as one who knows, that will fuck you over big time, and worse when you're tired or stressed.
hopefully its just bad lighting and a hangover.
johnny looks delish.
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