Katie Holmes Takes A Pass On The Red Carpet
Katie Holmes was at the Critics Choice Awards last night. What was missing was her little troll by her side, and also a pass through the red carpet. Most of the press on the red carpet would have been safe, but then there would have been some ass like myself who would have asked something along the lines of did they keep L. Ron Hubbard's sperm in a special vault, or could anyone off the street have a chance at his sperm?
Of course Kneepads Magazine would probably have asked something like," How hard is it to manage your household and get ready for a big even like tonight?" Katie would have gushed about Tom and how he took care of Suri while she ran around the house like crazy looking for just the perfect dress to wear for the evening and that Tom was a joy and a pleasure and kept telling her how beautiful she looked. Hell for all we know she might have even thrown in the fact that Tom hand made the dress during his evening down time and that he even took his advanced chemistry degree and formulated the perfume she was wearing.
What would have been really cool though and would have diffused all the drama about the book and even made Morton look like an ass would have been to wear a name tag or something that said "Hello, I'm Rosemary" Now that would have been classic and shown the world that Tom didn't care about the book because it was ridiculous. Instead though he sends out the entire gang of followers to denounce the book and threaten lawsuits and blah blah blah. Lighten up Tommy. Unless you are caught doing something with kids, or hurting women, no one in the world cares what you do or who you do. The only thing they care about is if the movie is any good. Unfortunately you haven't been doing that lately.
48 comments:
I misread the headline and thought it stated, "Katie takes a piss on the red carpet."
actually, I did the same thing.
Fashions by Animal House.
I'm just bracing myself for the les suckno onslaught *rolls eyes*
She's so pregnant.
Word is she's got a tummy.
Can't see it under those folds of fabric can you?
Perfect time for Xenu-approved child #2.
Marathon done, Mad Money Movie coming out, Tom's movies coming out after that...
The SUV Mom's of America will swoon with happiness for her, I'm sure.
Trix, EL is deleting those, so not to worry, honey!
Kara, she probably IS pregnant. When I was pregnant nothing fit but MY sheets, too.
LOL Sista! Maybe she clenched her butt when she was getting out of bed and it got stuck up there. Then she just went with the rolled out of bed look.
Tracee, like a big piece of toilet paper, because her husband is such a giant ass?
ummm... the only thing that worries me abt this pic is that someome is trying to bring the toga back!!!
trix - guess El isn't working fast enough - see the post directly above this one, and the comments on the anchor. He's obviously slipped through, unfortunately.
I still havent decided if he's a Scientology crone, justind reincarnated, or someone with a bone to pick with EL (hell, that COULD be all three wrapped up in one, but I as much as I disagreed with justind, I'd never tack the label Scientologist on anyone that was in fact, not. I cant think of a worse insult :) )
Hey,
Anyone notice that KatE doesn't do her Big Smiles anymore?
She does the little, closed mouth smiles now, the "I've got a secret and I'm not telling you" kind.
BT (Before Tom), she always smiled BIG.
Not so much anymore.
I wonder what other kind of socialite stuff she's been learning...She's got the sunglasses indoors thing down flat.
Ent, but she did make a comment about the Morton book and Scientology. She's even wearing the robes to prove that she's in a cult.
It's a pretty dress, but it's still a lazy toga.
The top part of the dress is very nice, it's the length that sucks. I guess Tommy wouldn't let her wear it short?
trix, I don't think it's justind 'cause, as opinionated as he was, I don't remember him being that crude,rude and obnoxious. Okay, maybe a bit obnoxious. But I think you're bang-on for the other assumptions. I see El deleted his comments. My bad.
Two questions - what the hell is she wearing, and so you think her right arm got caught in there when she rolled in the sheet???
That hemline length is supposed to be in style this Spring and Summer. I think it looks matronly. I like it right at the knee or JUST below.
i think KatE has a
"I am SO leaving his ass the second i can" look on her face to me.
Katie you coy minx.
All this Xenu, slave-wife, robot-baby, Tommy-girl stuff, I really just don't get it. It sounds so silly and childish, on par with witty comments like neener neener and poopyhead. What started it all and when?
I grew up with Tom Cruise being the epitome of a sexy, handsome hetero. Every guy wanted to be cool like him. I think Katie is elegant and graceful and reminds me of a young Jackie O. Their baby is so dang cute, too.
I guess I'm being hypocritical by posting this comment, since I do greatly enjoy gossip and regularly indulge in schadenfreude, but I just don't see how there's much to criticize here. I believe gossip serves a purpose to society by letting us all know what we expect from each other in terms of morals and behavior. I make fun of those celebs that I think deserve it, perhaps for doing something that I think is morally wrong. OK, I get that Scientology is a stupid fake religion, but what is this little family doing that we think is so godawful that we must constantly ridicule them?
I guess for the rest of my life I'll never see the name Tom Cruise without a Xenu comment under it, but I absolutely don't understand it and for some reason it just makes me sad. I hate seeing all my teenage idols turned into laughingstocks (Donny Osmond, Rick Springfield, etc.) It makes me feel so old and I wanted to vent. Sorry. Carry on.
(passes Peek Frean a hot water bottle, cookies and cocoa)
Popsugar.com is that way ------>
we snark its who we are.
i am Gossip, hear me roar.
or better yet join us in our dysfunction!
peek, its more than a joke. the scientology folks are a scary, scary lot. they cut people off from their families, even make people who talk too much "disappear". their lawyers are feared by all, and you don't want to get on their bad side.
back in tom's early days, before he got sucked in, he WAS an okay guy. but the scio's take over your life, your mind and your checkbook.
when you have a couple of hours to waste, check out XENU.NET, operation clambake's website. its a group dedicated to helping expose the scio's for what they really are, and helping families get their family members out of the cult.
and check out what the less successful members do with their kids.i swear, you'll never look at a known cult member with the same eyes again!
sorry to hijack the thread, y'all. you may all go back to our scheduled "tuesday hating of twisted sister".
*wink-wink*
Its cool, surfer, I wasnt serious about justind anyway. He was more over excitable than anything. I'd gladly trade the tidal wave of irritation from les suckno, for the mild annoyance of justind.
lol I love you Jax. Popsugar makes me puke, or as Keira Knightly would say, "I feel raped by sugar"
Ugg Popsugar is HORRIBLE.
Rick Springfield is NOT a laughingstock.
GMD has never been a sexy, handsome hetero. NEVER.
i know Molly is sellout and Cord sux on MG.
Jax, thanks for the TLC. I've finished the cookies and cocoa and my blood sugar is back to normal.
Bunny, I've read tons of the clambake stuff, and it's so weird to me that Scientologists are still able to recruit people when all this info is out in the open.
Was there some specific rumor that started the whole gay Tom thing?
Surfer, I have to disagree. He is rude and obnoxious. Just not crude.
Or he was. I stopped reading his posts some time ago.
Peek, maybe you would understand it if you did some research on scientology. The powers that be are evil. REALLY evil. Someone posted these links the other day, but I'll repost them with the hope that you check them out:
http://ocmb.xenu.net
http://www.xenutv.com/interviews/index.html
And because Tommy boy is so OBNOXIOUS about shoving his beliefs down other people's throats (see the Matt Lauer interview and his comments about Brooke Shields for examples), we get to be equally obnoxious.
for me it was the couch jumping Oprah show..he was way off his meds at that point, had fired his publicist and was going apeshit on anyone who said boo about L. Ron.
Mrs. Sumner Redstone was right..most women hate him and don't want to see him in movie.
peek, i think the vague rumors started with something his first wife said.something about how he didn't like sex or having sex with him was like having sex with a priest. things got worse when he became a real big shot in the CoS.
there was a wonderful site that has since closed down:
tomcruiseisnuts.com
that really went after him and the scios, but it started after he met katie.
maybe somebody else on her remembers specifically when it started.
Yeah, if any of those crazy things had happened as an isolated event, I mighta looked the other way... but meeting Katie out of nowhere was bewildering enough, the declarations of love and the fact that the relationship went from 0 to 60 in about a month was even worse, and then the couch jumping, the remarks about medication and depression and post partum, the jumping down Matt Laurer's throat, etc etc etc....all in combination, I'm just DONE with ever enjoying a performance by the man. He's like Jacko in that he steadily got crazier and crazier, so much so that he doesnt even realize how insane he really is.
That's cool twisty, was just sharing my thoughts. In any case, he (justind) hasn't posted here since that big blowout, so he either disappeared or is posting under another name. All I was saying was that I found him, warts and all, far less offensive then les sucko. I liked Trix's thought that maybe he's a Scientology crone! ;)
Bionic Bunny - I checked the link you provided earlier, and sure enough, http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/ is there, and working. Hilarious! Although never a huge Cruise fan, I liked a lot of his movies, but when he started flipping out, I lost all respect, and couldn't bring myself to go see MI3, even though I loved 1 & 2. I get nauseous when I see his mug anywhere. Ugh.
Katie is looking a bit like Venus de Milo! Anyone else concerned about her missing arm?
Is anyone else wondering why KatE is presenting awards at the CCAs? When was she last in anything that mattered?
If she wasn't married to Tom, would she have been asked? Noooooooooo.
Guess it's my turn to spread the hate....Twisted, I can smell ya from here. Legs, closed, now!
Do you want to know something? Tom Cruise was near Denver, CO while this was going on, I believe it was him. Read the link.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/9759828/detail.html
MAJIK!!! Okay, legs closed.
EL - I laughed out loud at your suggestion that Katie where a nametag that said "Hello, I'm Rosemary". That is flat-out hilarious.
Katie really looks stunning in this pic, she is so tall and slim. Only someone with her body type could carry off this dress. She is a classic beauty. Tom was right to go crazy over her.
"wear" not "where"...I should have double checked for grammar. Sorry.
twisted and bunny, thanks for the links. I also lost my interest in watching any Tom Cruise movies a long time ago, and thought he was an ass for his comments about psychology. I've just been kinda clueless about why the persistent closeted homo vibe.
Nite all!
I, too, was once intrigued by Tom Cruise. I may have loved him. Risky Business, that football movie with Leah Whoever, Top Gun. I was young. Then I watched some weird movie where he was a fairy. I think he was. I don't remember exactly. Was that around the time he started his auditing? Because he got that weird look in his eye and it has been just getting worse ever since.
He was so weird on talk shows. Like he thought he knew all the answers, like he thought he was so wise. He always said the "right" thing. The way Katie does now about the cookies and Thanksgiving. Like he has an ear piece and someone is feeding him lines. (He's better at it than President Bush, though) Tom's just odd now and the thought that he is being groomed somehow for politics is ridiculous to me. But weirder things have happened. We have to keep our eyes open so those crazies don't sneak up on us.
BTW, I am concerned about Katie's arm. Other than that, I think she looks lovely. Strangely different than Joey from Dawson's Creek, even way different from when she was pregnant. I wonder if she acts really snooty now. She looked really snooty when she was shopping that day in the red pumps. It may have been that her feet were sore. Whatever, I really should get a life.
Has anyone else noticed EL's inclusion of "unless you are caught doing something with kids, or hurting women"??
This wreaks of HINT to me.
Is this a hint for that wicked BI about the paparazzi and A lister hitting his then-girlfriend?
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2006/11/so-last-week-i-think-i-promised-to.html
Tamsin, I caught that but didn't think it was a clue to anything. I think EL is just saying that TC has become so unpopular that he would have to do something really extreme for anyone to even care anymore.
Didn't the rumors start when the National Enquirer wrote an article with Tom's secret gay lover? Tom took them to court and won. This was when he was married to Nicole...am i crazy? does anyone else remember this?
Tracee, I do remember the National Enquirer article and the lawsuit which TC won, and yes you ARE crazy. However, I thought the gay rumors started before that article even hit.
Here's a blurb about it all
http://www.skeptictank.org/gen3/gen01952.htm
Wishful thinking on my part... damn though, I STILL think that BI is TC.
Crichmond.....the movie with Cruise as a fairy...
LEGEND.
Mia Sara, Tim Curry....I really liked it. It's about the only one, though.
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