Today's Blind Items
This celebutard is using some security camera videos of his current B list film actress girlfriend taking drugs and having sex with at least two different men other than the boyfriend in order to keep her in a relationship with our celebutard. It's not so much the drugs that are keeping her in the relationship, but rather the two men she is having sex with. Does it sound like she did the two guys at once? Good. Because she did. An actor no matter how lame he has become lately is not a celebutard for purposes of this item.
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greasy douche davis
kevin Federline and Nicole Whatever?
Celebutard of the male nonactor variety I can think of:
KFed
Brandon Davis
Sean Stewart
Stavros
Larry Birkhead
the others I can think of are musicians so IDK if they count
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox??
Can someone translate the last sentence for me?
I think the line "An actor no matter how lame he has become lately is not a celebutard for purposes of this item." is so we would specifically not think Brian Austin Green being in the random photos was a clue.
He would obviously fall into the "lame actor" sector.
I think the last sentence ruled out BAG and MF. Kelly came up with a good list, but what B-list film actress are any of these folks dating?
None of the men listed who have never worked as actors have a B list girlfriend that I'm aware of.
Cash Warren
I also thought of K-fed. But is he cunning enough? It sounds more like something Brandon Davis would do.
Jay Dixon said...
Cash Warren
Oh, SNAP!
Cash Warren is a good guess but doesn't seem likely with her being pregnant and they recently got engaged.
I think it would have said "fiance" instead of girlfriend.
ok let's just say here and now
ITS NOT AN ACTOR.
Cash was my first guess
I agree with Jax, it can't be Cash.
Cash is a good guess.
Didn't we hear some rumblings that they were actually married, though?
Is Birkhead "dating" Parasite?
That would be a good one. Although is there anything we haven't see her do already?
I think it's Nicole with KFed (although, there's not much we haven't seen her do,either)
and YES kF^k would stoop so low
What B list actress would stoop low enough to date a celebutard?
Aren't those girls always looking upwards?
She'd have to be pretty messed up and he'd have to be supplying her with candy. I'm just sayin'.
funny when you do a search Who is dating Kevin Federline B ACTRESS Lindsay Lohan comes up.
we all know she likes to get whore on..so who knows.
I'm with kellysirkus on this one.
KFed and Nicole Narain (sp?) - sex tape with Colin Farrell, anyone? Wrote a book about her conquests, not sure about her "acting" though.
This one has me stumped.
I stated why I don't think it's Cash and Paris isn't officially "dating" any one person at the moment.
Davis' girlfriend is an Australian model who had little impact in Oz. So, she's certainly not B list.
Dammit! We need another clue or something!
Sounds like a K-Fed thing to do, but does he really fit the bill?
He's done guest spots on shows like CSI & One Tree Hill.
Does that make him an Actor yet?
*Chuckle*
Nicole Narain is nowhere near B list. She's not even B list in the playboy mansion... TRUST.
@ Jax: I was just about to point out the same phenomenon.
I highly doubt that LiLo is his new chick on the side. But I DO think the actress in this equation is
Lindsay Lohan.
cash is the one i thought of too.
Lohan has been on Adrien Grenier's jock for a week or so now. I don't think it's Lohan.
Although I'm sure she knows what a DP feels like, no question. = )
Didn't EL rule out actors, though, as Jax already stated?? It seems like people aren't following EL's clues on this one.
I agree that out guy probably IS NOT an actor.
Kellysirkus has an excellent list of of the celebutards fitting the description in the thread.
The tricky thing is how long ago this happened.
Part of me thinks that Parisite is involved, but EL would never refer to her as B List.
So who's skankier Paris?
B-list film actress into drugs and guys? How about Dunst?
Another vote for Cash Warren. ENT himself has said to not listen to people in the threads who deem that "it can't be" so and so. He's a non-actor, and no one has ever understood why Jessica Alba ended up taking him back. K-Fed is not dating anyone of note, particularly any B-list actress.
During the NYE blind item reveals, ENT said Cash and Jessica are married, therefore they can't be boyfriend and girlfriend.
It definitely could be Kirsten.
Isn't she still seeing that guy from Razorlight?
Jessica Alba is friggen pregnant..come on peeps do you REALLY think it could be her?
better chance of beeing Bea Authur IMO.
Okay, I'm going back on what I wrote earlier.
I thought Cash Warren had been in movies.
Never mind (in my best Emily Latella voice).
The reason why I don't think it could be Cash is because the BI implies that the "girlfriend" was the one who strayed, NOT the celebutard.
Cash was the one rumored to be the cheater.
i don't know if they are married, still married, or even IF she IS preggers, or if he's even the father....cash has something over her and who knows when these videos were taken? with these two i'm always wondering what's really up? (i don't lose sleep over it though)
"his current B list actress gf"
to me that says he dated others before and will date more after.
its is NOT Cash. his only meal ticket is JA.
I'm still going with Kfed or Brandon but greasy is dating some Aussie model. shudder. Kfed and Nicole Nahrain are over from what i've found.
benji madden and sophia monk
um captiv..Alba is preggers dear its like everywhere...and i think she did confirm.
wouldn't it be great if this was Lohan and Riley Giles, pre-break up. That would be great. Ok back to real guesses now.
What about Brody Jenner??
I thought of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, but she does too much television, I think, to be categorized as a B list film actress.
My memory blurs with these blind items, but I thought there was one about an actress finally getting back at her celebutard bf by sleeping with one or two superstars. If that was JA, and it was caught on tape, it would make sense. And of course she's pregnant now, but it's not like she was a holy virgin before she knew about the pregnancy! Because the public thinks they are still engaged, I could see ENT using boyfriend/girlfriend for them to describe them (it is a blind item after all).
So wouldn't it also be funny if it turned out Cash wasn't the father of Jessica's baby, that it was one of these two other guys instead? And he was holding this over her while she's pregnant with someone else's love child?!
jax - i know she confirmed the preg. my point is...i think she would lie about anything.
just throwin' this in there...wasn't there some things going around about 50 cent and Jessica Alba? It was right before the break up ahile back.
Hmmmm, who are some other Celebutard?
Stewart- who is he dating now?
Hogan- who'd have him?...
Ohhh, I like the jenner guess...
I agree with the Jessica Alba vote. There is no one else who fits the description. Besides, Tomtyler is right, since they are not known to e married, ENT would still use boyfriend/girlfriend for the blind (and fiance would be too obvious).
How about Rick Solomon/Pam Anderson?
I like the Brody Jenner guess too. And I saw some pics of him with Kristin Cavalleri recently...but not sure if she is B list or if they are even dating.
I like your guess daily_apple, but I find it hard to believe even ENT would consider Pam "B" list, LOL.
Thanks for the info Gammagirl.
"Another vote for Cash Warren. ENT himself has said to not listen to people in the threads who deem that "it can't be" so and so. He's a non-actor, and no one has ever understood why Jessica Alba ended up taking him back. K-Fed is not dating anyone of note, particularly any B-list actress."
TomTyler- Did you email ENT to get that information?...SUPER SCANDALOUS if it were them!
Brody Jenner and Haylie Duff dated over the summer, but considering all thr rumors about him hooking up with underage "Hills" fans, I don't think it was exclusive haha.
I see why he fits, but I can't think of any other film actresses he's dated.
I guess I read this different. I didn't think he ruled out an actor. I just read it that he wanted us to rule out one specific actor we might have been thinking of. I thought he was trying to rule out Jesse Metcaffe but BAG might fit too.
Jolara, the Jessica/Cash thing is pretty inexplicable, but I don't see Cash as a celebutard. Has he ever put himself out there in the public, aside from his relationship with Alba?
Even though the blind says "celebutard/girlfriend" I still think it's Rick & Pam. Why else did she take back the divorce papers, and we know he likes to film stuff...
oh, and it's Cash's birthday!! happy birthday Cash - you're a very special person!( wonder what he forced his "current B list actress" to buy.....
I'm with Jax - I like the Brody Jenner guess, except, is it known that he has a girlfriend now?
Also, aside from being pregnant, Jessica Alba isn't known for drug use (or is she?), so I can't see that being a possible reason to stay with Cash. And Ent says "the two men she is having sex with," not "was." So that is throwing me off. And, as yourbffrose said above, Ent said they were married in the NYE reveals.
Rick Solomon/Pam Anderson is definitely the best guess and certainly makes the most sense with his history of "filming". The only problem: Is Pam Anderson a "current B-list film actress"? I would put her lower than that, wouldn't you?
I think the last sentence specifically rules out ANY actor.
Well, mooch, Vegas does have security cameras everywhere. Pammie probably doesn't make it as a current B-lister, though.
Cash Warren is totally a celebutard. Often referred to as Cash-hole.
Another blind item pointed to JA as well re: drug use (holing up in a bathroom to do coke with a producer during some film promotion or premiere). My vote is for them, but you guys fight it out amongst yourselves. :)
rick/pam - still tech. married...not girl/boyfriends
It makes sense that it would be Jessica Alba and not Pam Anderson.
First off, if there was a sex tape of Pam doing drugs and having sex with 2 guys, it would not be such a big deal. Most people think she's trash anyway.
But can you imagine what would happen if there was a tape of the 'virginal' Alba having sex with 50 Cent and another guy and doing drugs? She makes such a big deal about how she's different from other actresses and how innocent she is, and how she won't do nude scenes...it would be BAD.
If you search Cash Warren on this blog, you'll see that Ent says they are secretly married. He also implies many times that JA is an idiot for trying to hang onto Cash by getting pregnant. Doesn't really sound like Cash would need to bother with blackmail.
If this BI ends up being them, then I'm gonna be pissed. It would mean these BI clues have no consistency with the rest of Ent's writing on this blog, rendering them no fun at all to try and solve.
@tomtyler
your association of the two blinds makes sense.
We know Ent twists some things around so its not so obvious.
I can see how this new blind could have happened while Jessica and Cash had that week, or whatever, when they broke it off. Wasn't that about 3 or 3 1/3 months ago?
Hmm...
Long time lurker, first time poster. I guess Pam and Rick. The BI doesn't so much say that it is so much her initiative to stick with the relationship, but rather the other two men she was boinking.
swarchol - pam is not rick's current girlfriend, she is his wife and soon to be X....
Ah, yes cativagrl, I did forget that fact didn't I?
ok what if this BI is not up to date and ENT is referring to BEFORE Pam & Rick married....maybe why the tied the knot?? Although I beleive Pam & Rick were another BI:she married him bc she thought or was preggers.
Wonder what the timeline of this BI is?
I agree with Peek Freans,- Cashole and Alba doesn't really make sense.
I also thought Pamcakes was the answer to the blind about marrying to pay off gambling debts?
The only couple that seems to fit are Cash and JA. Don't think Cash needs to resort to blackmail (he's a Hollywood brat) but you never know.
also, i don't think pam is "B list film actress". wasn't her last paying job filling in for a monkey in a magic show? the monkey got better and she got the boot. def not B list.
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson!
Nahhhhhhhhh
I guess Pam/Rick is the best guess so far.
It's been said before, but why would a video of Pam Anderson in a 3-way be scandalous? She is an out work skank who already has had a sex tape out with Tommy Lee. If anything, such a tape would be a new revenue stream.
I'm new, but I love these and wanted to add my two cents. It says "an actor" and not "this actor", so it cannot be an actor. I think he knew everyone would automatically assume it was someone we know who is an actor, so he put that in.
Also, it says the actress was more afraid of it being known she did two guys at once, and it must be with two guys that would embassass her, than drugs.
I think that would be slutty..lol
I agree with Tom...if it was Pam she'd probably release it and make a million. Everyone's seen her have hot, sweaty, monkey sex already.
Until proven otherwise, I'm on the JA/CW bandwagon.
The Saloman/Anderson answer makes the most sense. who knows when in their short-lived, little weirdo pairing this video was made. And there have been rumours out the bazoo about Pam's alleged daily drug use. Throw in the fact that ENT said clearly that the celebutard (Saloman famous only for porn videos and famous people he's married, bedded, or dated and for his love of giving interviews and being seen) is not an actor. Pam has always been so glib about their "marriage" (no wedding ring, speaks flippantly about their relationship, making it obvious that she's only in it for the extended fame and money and that comment about how they hooked up...YUCK and TMI)! Sorry for the rant but it sounds like a typical thing a pimp would do to one of his hoes. But the only thing that doesn't fit is the B list "film" actress. Did "Barbed Wired" do well enough to land her on the B list of actresses?? Surely not...
Justin Long. Does he count as a celebutard? He doesn't fit anything else and I've heard he's a douche. I don't know if Drew Barrymore is B List, though. Her movies are crap, but she does have the recognition.
Just a stab in the dark. Just trying to think of new guesses.
OMG. Sorry to deviate from the topic at hand, but did anyone read Ted's new blind? I was shocked. My jaw is going to need reconstructive surgery from all the droppin' to the floor its been doing lately.
Is Soloman really a celebutard?
...I thought he was only a douche bag, and I think Pammy would try to profit from it too.
*Love the monkey comment captivagrl.
Hmmm I would consider Solomon a celebutard by means that he rides the coat tails (hee hee excuse the punn) of any and everything that crosses his path.
Also could "film star" be refering to a certain past "video". And Pam does have a movie coming out "blonde and blonder" and she was a guest on Borat.
I just read it Trix, wow...at least Ted made it easy to figure out who it is. Come to think of it...where is Tinkerbell?
I know, right? And sometimes between blinds, he'll change a persons nickname so you dont catch on, but he WANTED us to know this is Paris Hilton.
Lord help us if she has a baby. They'd probably find it dead in a closet, too.
Exactly. He even said he thought of outing her (which he basically did).
Wow. Those poor puppies. How sad.
cash isn't a celebutard. he's not famous for "nothing" the way paris, kim k., the stewart progeny (shudder), and the davis bros (greasy and gummi bear) are.
he's only known because of her. he wasn't known before her and he probably won't be known after her.
stop thinking "not an actor" and start thinking "what makes one a celebutard"?"
The woman is Jennifer Anniston.
How about Adnan and Brit? She seemed to have dumped him and now they're on a vacay in Mexico together.
Justin Long has been in several movies and is the Mac guy, so it's not him.
Holy crap, Trix. Everybody knows Slurpa Pop Off is Paris Hilton, so this is just one more mark against this useless waste of skin and bones.
No way is it Cash and JA. She's pregnant. She's not on drugs, nor having sex with multiple guys. Get real. Pam and Rick are way more likely, but again, they're married.
I think it's Lohan and someone, or Brandon and someone. I know Lohan is involved with Grenier, but maybe someone else? Wasn't Brandon photographed with an actress recently?
No way is it Cash and JA. She's pregnant. She's not on drugs, nor having sex with multiple guys. Get real. Pam and Rick are way more likely, but again, they're married.
I think it's Lohan and someone, or Brandon and someone. I know Lohan is involved with Grenier, but maybe someone else? Wasn't Brandon photographed with an actress recently?
AMY SMART???????????????
I highly doubt it's Jessica Alba and Cash Warren. It doesn't fit. Wasn't Jessica Alba referred to as "b-list actress with a a-list body"? Wouldn't there be an allusion to her pregnancy?
I think it's someone no one actually cares about. Like Tara Reid or someone semi boring ingenue like Mischa Barton. Not saying it is Tara Reid or Barton, but someone of their ilk.
what about Britney Murphy and her creepy guy? (sorry if name is misspelled)
What about Brittany Murphy and her current BF/lawyer? Maybe? She falls into B-List if not C-list and he's no actor.
actors, no matter how low they would fall, will not be considered celebutards for this blind, so:
1. auditioning for the celebutard part: DJ Rotem, Adler & co.
2. playing the B List:
lindsay, brits, bartons
3. relationship: not necessary a sexual one, but a usefull hook-up for media attention. Could be bearding for one and/or getting work on some "regular" base.
Brittany Murphy isn't a bad guess at all!
Re TED: Oh.MY.GOD!!! I'm almost positive it's Parisite. She should be outed and punished!
There is no excuse for putting a dog in a closet. Wouldn't you hear it whining or scratching?
BLERG!
Homegirl deserves the Michael Vick Treatment.
GammaGirl said...
Homegirl deserves the Michael Vick Treatment.
That would never happen. She's so far up everyone's ass that they'd never punish her like that. PLUS, she's so intent on making everyone think she's changed into this nice sweet girl, she'll never be outed on it. It makes me ill. I wonde if Lainey will read Ted's BV and say something on her blog about it. She HATES the "Hollywood Ebola" as she calls Paris.
A few notes about the wording (and I apologize if I'm repeating things that others have already pointed out): 1) I agree that "an actor" refers to actors we may be thinking of generally, especially since, if ENT is referring to someone specific that he thinks we will all guess, he'll say something along the lines of "and, no, it's not the one you're thinking of". So, I don't think it's an actor--but that may not necessarily rule out TV personalities in general. Say, reality show contestants, or even hosts. I don't think he's ruling out musicians either--although I think he would have specified that (unless, of course, he's just trying to keep it "more blind.")
Anyway, the wording clearly states "It's not so much the drugs that are keeping her in the relationship, but rather the two men she is having sex with." So, that means our little actress may have previous rumors about drug use, but not to the degree that she would feel is career-damaging. It's WHO THE MEN ARE AND PERHAPS WHAT THEY DO and maybe even look like (?) that would damage her and shock people. So we need to consider an actress whose drug use wouldn't be too surprising, but whose relationship with these specific two men would be.
Lastly, I keep fixating on the "security camera videos" phrase. This says to me that it wasn't a sex tape per se, but that the threesome was quite literally "caught" unexpectedly on a hotel cam, a cam the celebutard set up, or even a "spy cam" from a reality show. So, we're not talking about a traditional sex tape here--especially since that would be something she wants to hide in the first place. It's an act caught on some sort of hidden/security cam.
Sorry I don't have any real guesses, but I wanted to throw in those clarifications.
GingerSnaps
Gammagirl, if you're 'almost positive' it's Paris Hilton, you don't read Ted's blind items enough! ;-)
ok everyone..this woke me up at 3am
JR SCROTUM and Lilo!
why oh why did i not think of this yesterday???
perfect fit!
OOOOOH! I think Jax is on to something. Rotem and Lilo were seen together a few times last month.
Gross.
Can't be K-Fed, he is technically an actor now. Britney Murphy's husband is really too old to be a "celebutard," isn't he?
Can't be Pam - Ent just posted a day or two ago that her latest movie is going straight-to-video, so there's no way she'd be B-List. I agree that Ent changes things up to keep things more blind, but I think it's strongly implied that he doesn't mess around with the A-list/B-list designations.
LiLo definitely makes the most sense, because we all know she's broke and needs drugs, so that would be why we might think she stayed in a relationship for them. We also know that she is a sex addict, so having two guys do her at once would be a big reason for her to stick around. One man is definitely not enough to keep her satisfied. She also is likely to have been taped by a security camera, because we know she is indiscreet about cameras.
jax - excellent! perfect fit. sorry it woke you though.
What about Pamela Anderson?
Maybe that is why she withdrew the divorce, or did she reapply again?
OMG, I LOVE the Brittany Murphy guess!
I get the impression that the female is being pressured/blackmailed into staying into the relationship. Lilo doesn't stay any ANY relationship. I don't think she's one to cave into pressure. She's the one calling the shots. Brittany Murphy has fallen off the face of the earth since she hooked up with "creepy guy". I totally think it's her!
Lyz, thanks, I misinterpreted the sentence. My brain turns itself off about 10am on Fridays. I still wonder if Brittany's husband would be called a "celebutard," and also if she'd be considered B-list?
... *if* this is Britt... then Her "career"... Her "image"... as well as Her *PR's* "Em"CESSant efforts to TROLL me and "hide" ALL OF Her *issues*... are Truly 'DEAD'.
... odd that Her papa Angelo would EVEN "allow" his Daughter to be *BLACKMAILED* like *that*. You'd figure *SKUM-jack$$* would be found "sleeping with" *the fishes* instead... *glub*... *glub*... perhaps *he* soon "will" *be*. Hopefully. ?}:[>-----...
...BAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
the description fits perfectly to BRITTANY MURPHY...
too bad .... if it is her she wastes her life and her talent
ain no doubt is BRITTANY MURPHY
I agree with classalpha and phmarlow
it is definitely her.
the description matches with her
... I agree with Katerina and phmarlow.
As well... according to *this blind item*... besides Britt there are four 'OTHER' "parties" in *it* - *the celeb'TARD aka SKUM-jacka$$*... *two un-named "male" CRETINS*... and a "boyfriend" who is NOT *celeb'TARD*. Could the 2005 "Jordache Junky" Blind Item be correct... that "the boyfriend" was "Joe-in-a-box whom* She was "Em"volved with" at the time ... and the security cameras were at that "Industry Bar Mitzva" m"Em"tioned in the JJ Blind Item?
Then *that* leaves us with the "question"... just *who are the two un-named CRETINS* in *that security camera video*... "cater waiters"... or *some 'OTHER' "Em"dustry KREEPS*? ?}:[>---...
"....Then *that* leaves us with the "question"... just *who are the two un-named CRETINS* in *that security camera video*... "cater waiters"... or *some 'OTHER' "Em"dustry KREEPS*? ?}:[>---... "
this is also my question...!!
"Em" dustry is a hint at Eminem, with whom Brittany was once involved; She was also in the film 8Mile with Eminem.
... ya now She's 'DEAD'. So where WAS EVERYONE TO PREVENT *IT* FROM HAPPENING?
... STUPID WH0RElywood COWARDS... *they* "knew" Britt was BEING BLACKMAILED "Em" also WH0REd-OUT by *SKUM-jackA$$*... but *they* DID NOTHING TO Help Her. She was SICK "Em" Her HEAD - m"Em"tally ill - ... *they* could've DECLARED Her "non-compus m"Em"ntus" which means NOT MENTALLY COMP"Em"TENT... THEN She could've been "hospitalized" or even "Em"STITUTIONALIZED which COULD HAVE SAVED Her. But NO... STUPID WH0RElywood COWARDS ONLY "Em"BABLED Her *drug abuse* and WH0RE-dumb to "continue" THEN *they* LET Her DIE at the *greasy/grimey/gungey "hands" of Her *FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT SKUM-jackA$$ "husband"*... and now She's 'DEAD'.
... so Bless Her N' Rest Her Soul... for I Had Forgiven Her for Her *sins* when She was still Alive... AND GO TO "Em"TERNAL H*ll *ALL OF* Britt's *"Hollywood" "Em"NABLING SKUM*... *curse you ALL*... *666*curse YOU SKUM*666*... *infinity*...
... so 'NUFF SED.
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